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2Rihanna Talks About Chris Brown in an Interview Because Karreuche Tran Talked About Chris Brown in an Interview

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It’s nobody’s business.

Rihanna from her new interview with Complex, not, as I said above, to be confused with Karreuche Tran’s newest interview with Vibe.

Slightly disappointing, yes, since we got the most of the story from the aforementioned Karreuche, but nevertheless. No one want to talk about the f-cking evolution of ‘Umbrella’, am I right? What the hell does the girl expect people are going to ask her about when they get her to sit down and talk to them about things that people actually care about? Gosh.

January 15, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Rihanna


This is the anti-Kim Kardashian. [The Superficial]

Ashton Kutcher’s former home for sale. [Bitten and Bound]

And speaking of Kim Kardashian, she’s due in July. [Starpulse]

The Campaign for Southern Equality. [OMGBlog]

Bradley Cooper: totally banging Jennifer Lawrence. Nothing else explains this face. [Socialite Life]

Hey, look: it’s Nelly Furtado! [Hollywood PQ]

What a disappointment. [The Superficial]

John Travolta needs to do something about that hair of his. [Celebslam]

‘Gangster Squad’ might not be all that good. [The Blemish]

PHOTO: What Kellie Pickler looks like four months after shaving her head. [TooFab]

The 5 Hottest Beauty Trends from the Golden Globes. [Socialite Life]

Charlie Sheen: “I’ll never be sober, OK?” [Cele|bitchy]

PHOTOS: David Bowie, you’re a golden god. [Lainey Gossip]

Lance Armstrong says he’s sorry. [Celebzter]

Justin Timberlake is not impressing anyone. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

Well hey, Victoria Justice. [Moe Jackson]

Chris Brown is the other man now. [Bossip]

Edward Furlong was arrested again. [Elite Daily]

Nicki Minaj has a “bitch coach.” [Lainey Gossip]

January 15, 2013 at 1:30 pm by Sarah
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21Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo:
Winner: puddin
“They decided to name the fish ‘Brandi’ so that gossip sites for once would be able to write about how kind and considerate LeAnn is to the admittedly ugly hagfish Brandi.”

First runner-up: malibou
“Whoa! Polly wanna cracker? Cause if your peen is that big, I’m in!”

Second runner-up: Cece

Congrats to puddin! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).

January 15, 2013 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Caption This

5New Couple Alert: Selena Gomez and Josh Hutcherson?

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Hollywood Life says that Selena and Josh Hutcherson left a Golden Globes afterparty arm-in-arm the other night, but then, does that really mean anything? I mean, take a gander at the above photo. Josh here is completely surrounded by hot tail, and is Selena Gomez honestly the best of all? I don’t know. Let’s take it one by one, shall we?

First, we have Vanessa Hudgens, who … wait. Vanessa Hudgens is Hutcherson’s ex-girlfriend. She’s automatically off the list because no one under the age of of forty and over the age of twenty recycles their exes in Hollywood unless they’re a) sad, b) sad, or c) all of the above. Also, Vanessa’s got her own boyfriend these days anyway. Next, we have Ashley Tisdale, who’s rumored to be dating a dude named Christopher French and who’s all sorts of whatever anyway. Next, there’s Selena, who’s pretty hot and newly single, and last, that’s … well, that’s Sarah Hyland right there. She’s the last in the line of ladies next to Josh, and also, he’s completely angled away from her so I think that probably says a lot. These young kids don’t really leave a lot to the imagination, anyway. No, really, this all just leaves Selena Gomez and Josh Hutcherson, sitting in a tree or whatever it is they’re probably going to do over the next few weeks.

Here’s what HL had to say about the two and what went down the night of the Globes:

While Justin Bieber was busy performing in New Orleans on Jan. 13, Selena Gomez was in Beverly Hills partying at the Golden Globes after party hosted by Harvey Weinstein — and she was dancing with Hunger Games hottie Josh Hutcherson! But before you say Selena broke the girl code by partying with BFFVanessa Hudgen‘s ex, it’s OK, because Vanessa was there to cheer her on! An eyewitness EXCLUSIVELY told about Selena’s flirting with Josh, and how “Justin is in no way on her mind whatsoever.”

Selena, 20, looked hot in a gold mini dress as she attended Harvey’s annual Golden Globes after party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel with her Spring Breakers co-star Vanessa, and her friends Ashley Tisdale and Modern Family‘s Sarah Hyland. And of course Josh, 20, was there too!

“She was dancing and flirting with Josh,” our source told us. “[Vanessa] was there to witness it. Selena was dancing and having lots of fun and flirting with Josh.”

It’s so cool Vanessa didn’t mind that Selena was flirting with her ex — Josh and Vanessa briefly dated after they starred in Journey 2 together — but as previously reported,Vanessa has been a shoulder for Selena to cry on during her breakup from Justin. Plus, Vanessa is happily dating The Carrie Diaries star Austin Butler!

“Vanessa needed to go to the bathroom and asked me where the restroom was, and I told them both [Vanessa & Selena] and they went,” the eyewitness said. “Josh followed them, and Selena and Josh left the Beverly Hilton together. Justin is in no way on her mind whatsoever.”

What do you guys think of Selena and Josh? Cute? Not really a good match? Like me, don’t really care at all because this is, after all, the girl who took Justin Bieber seriously enough to date him for a minute?

January 15, 2013 at 7:30 am by Sarah

0Tom Cruise Was Sent to Earth to Battle Aliens I Think

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From the New York Post:

Cruise, meanwhile, was more enmeshed than ever. He was tasked with mentoring a young member, a 16-year-old named Marc Headley, which involved Cruise tutoring him to command an ashtray to balance on its side. The point of such an exercise? “You learn,” said Headley, “that if you don’t do what they say, they’ll just ask the same questions 5 million times.”

… For his part, Cruise believes his true aim in life is to convert all nonbelievers into the church, which, according to Scientology, will result in Earth’s salvation. “Look,” he said, “I wish the world was a different place. I’d like to go on vacation, and go and romp and play, you know what I mean? But I can’t. Because I know. I know. I have to do something about it. You can sit here and wish it was different, but there’s that moment where you go, ‘You know, I have to do something. Don’t I?’ ”

Oh, you mean you didn’t know? Of course. How could this not all be true? These new allegations are all from a book called Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood & The Prison of Belief, and it’s basically all about Tom Cruise and how he’s third-in-command of the Church of Scientology, and what that means for the future of the world.

On a related note, what better way to effectively eradicate aliens by the handful? Becoming President of the United States of America, of course. Did you hear about that? Because that was a thing a few days ago—that Tom Cruise was throwing around the words “running” and “President” in the same sentences. This is what Tom allegedly had to say about running for President, and how easy of a win it would be:

“If f-cking Arnold can be governor, I could be president.”

I’m all sorts of shades of frightened now, guys. I can’t even tell you.

January 15, 2013 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Tom Cruise

17Love It or Leave It: Hey, Rachel Zoe. Wow.

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Who the hell let Rachel Zoe out of the house looking like Blind Bessie from the Senior Center did her makeup? I don’t know, but alas, this is what Rachel Zoe looked like on the red carpet at last night’s Golden Globe Awards. Can you even believe it?

Love it or leave it—Rachel Zoe’s luminous, luminous makeup:

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January 14, 2013 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Rachel Zoe