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I'm not even sure how to go about writing my last EvilBeet post ever, but I figured I'd kick it off with an embedded YouTube video of a song that's brought me a lot of happiness in my lifetime, especially while I was drunk. It's Friday, you know? Let's not overlook that in an attempt to make this more than it is. The last few years working for EvilBeet has been a complete pleasure. When I first started here, Lady Gaga wasn't even a thing. She was just some topless NYC lounge singer. Pretty wild to think about a time before Gaga, huh? But that's how l...

Oh Snap! Why Does Ben Affleck Have a Black Eye and What Does It Have To Do With Blake Lively?

Picture of Ben Affleck with a Black Eye Ben Affleck was photographed out in Los Angeles with his wifey yesterday and yo! People are immediately jumping to the conclusion that the mark is a result of the Blake Lively nudes being released. People have been saying for awhile that there's a chance Ben and Blake got their swerve on while filming The Town, and now that those nudes are floating around everywhere and Blake's totally sporting the same fake tatts in them that she did in the movie, it makes even more sense. Yeah, her rep claims the photos are fake, b...

Gisele Bündchen Gives Us Another Reason to Totally Hate Her

Okay, not "hate her" hate her, but like, "Girl, you are one of the most beautiful women in the world, you're married to Tom Brady and now Forbes is saying you're on track to be the first billionaire model? I hate you." Between her high-end endorsement deals, eco-friendly clothing and jewelry line and countless modeling gigs over the year, Gisele Bündchen has made a pretty penny by just working hard. Forbes also cites her investment in pricey real estate as one of the many assets that will keep her wealthy long after she's...

Kelsey Grammer’s Insane Custody Request

Picture of Kelsey Grammer and his Son Mason with Ex-Wife Camille [PHOTOS] As we all know, Kelsey and Camille Grammer are dunzo, but what's going to happen to their two young children? If Kelsey has his way, it's going to be one of the most untraditional (in a totally bad way) custody agreements I've ever heard of. Camille said publicly that Kelsey seemed to be interested in splitting their two children up, with him taking their 6-year-old son to live in Chicago and leaving his 9-year-old daughter behind in California. While Kelsey initially denied that he ever said ...

Was Joe Jonas Too Fat to Play Spiderman?

This video of a Paramount exec calling up Joe Jonas to tell him that he didn't land the role of Spiderman due to his set of particularly thick thighs has been floating around the 'nets today, and while I don't think it's real (just a very good impression), I can't help but laugh knowing that this is exactly how such matters are handled in this town. Well, it's actually not exactly how they'd be handled. Normally a call like this would go to a manager and then the manager would have to break the news to their client that they're a little too bottom he...

Katy Perry Has Figured Out Another Way to Ruin Our Lives

Photo of Katy Perry and Her High Ponytail So apparently Katy Perry wants to get into acting and is being considered for a role in her hubby's newest flick where she'd be playing-- wait for it-- his wife. Wowza, Katy. Way to stretch yourself for your first role. Some actresses would have made the "mistake" of playing a character with depth, one that totally pulls them away from their public image, but you, girl... You're just different. Her acting is going to be a shitshow. I've been saying for years that her overly dramatic facia...

Is Violet Affleck My Spirit Animal?

Photo of Violet Affleck at the Librabry With Her Mom So I'm pretty obsessed with these photos of Violet Affleck leaving the Santa Monica library with her famous mom yesterday because this little gremlin reminds me of someone very special: Me. The glasses, the whole "sticking library books in her mouth" thing, the spastic arm and leg movements mid-walk. Yeah, all of that looks very familiar to this lady over here and honestly, God bless her. She's probably going to grow up to be a wonderful woman. But all of that self-centered shit aside, doesn't she remind you of one of Amy Poehler's best SNL ch...

Robyn Suggests You ‘Call Your Girlfriend’

Robyn's newly released video for "Call Your Girlfriend" is, like all of her music videos, pretty awesome. When this chick makes music videos, she doesn't attempt to overcompensate by using wild hair and make up and crazy locations to try and distract from the music. She seems to do the old school thing and just make something simple that's entertaining to watch. For "Call Your Girlfriend" Robyn played with the alternating lighting around her and simply danced her ass off. Pretty similar to what she did in the "Hang With Me" video, which looked like f...

Christina Aguilera Was Pleasant, Lucid on ‘Regis & Kelly”

Christina Aguilera has always had a leg up on Britney in the sense that she's genuinely talented (that voice!) and has a real sense of her own style, but did you guys know that she's less crazy than the tabloids make her out to be and she's somewhat intelligent sounding in interviews, too? We've been so fixated on what a hot mess Britney has been lately that we haven't taken a moment to point out that, while X-Tina has had one hell of a year in terms of drama, she's actually still pretty chill. An...

Christina Hendricks Still Has The Best Bod in The Game

Photos Christina Hendricks' Huge Boobs on Full Display On the off chance your Joan Boners needed feeding, I thought I'd put these new photos of Mad Men's Christina Hendricks here and just slowly walk away. I gotta say, normally I'd be like, "Hey! So what if she has big boobs and a totally perfect body with the best ass out there (sorry, Nicki)!?!? That doesn't make her any better than me!" But part of me knows that it could not have been easy for Little Chrissy Hendricks to grow up a redhead with huge boobs. She just looks like she has one of...

You Must Watch This Katy Perry Fan Documentary

Mini Documentary of Katy Perry's number one fan We're definitely not Katy Perry fans around these parts (although we can admit she's kinda nice to look at sometimes), but the subject of this mini-documentary (click HERE to see it) is a SUPER FAN. His entire room is covered in Katy photos, he watches her videos on her computer daily and he owns several copies of every magazine she's in. I always love watching fan documentaries (see: I Think We're Alone Now about Tiffany fans) because it's so interesting to see someone devote their entire lives...

Which Two Co-Hosts on ‘The Talk’ Hate Each Other’s Guts?

Fighting Behind the Scenes at "The Talk" [Photos, Pictures] I have not seen The Talk yet, but now that I've read about all of the drama that's going on behind the scenes at the show, I'm almost definitely going to delete some episodes of Extreme Couponing off of my DVR to make room for this shit. From CinemaBlend: After only a week on the job, Susan Winston, the new executive producer of CBS’ The Talk, has turned in her letter of resignation. Barely a month ago, The Talk’s original executive producer Brad Bessey announced he wouldn’t be r...
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