Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Presenting A Pre-Plastic Courtney Stodden

courtney stodden before plastic surgery Courtney Stodden wasn't born looking like pure poetry. Nay. At one point, she was but mere mortal. The sight is alarming. A plastic surgery and heavy make-up free Stodden kind of looked like Ke$ha. E Online was gracious enough to share these photos with us. As you look through them, I recommend listening to this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13GD78Bmo8s [gallery columns="9" ids="134811,134812,134813,134814,134815,134816,134817,134818,134819,134820,134821"]...

By Popular Demand: Minka Kelly Pre- and Post-Plastic Surgery

photo of minka kelly pictures before and after surgery pic Whoa, girl---whoa. How many here prefer Minka Kelly's old face as opposed to her new one? Lord. If you wanted to know, however, what Minka's been doing lately, it's just this: not much. Ever since she broke up with Fez or whatever, she's pretty much been off the radar. Last night she was photographed at Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood with her new boyfriend, Chris Evans, looking ... well, looking like that second photo up top, and not so much like the first. What has Minka gotten done on h...

Hey, Mickey Rourke’s Plastic Surgery Just Keeps On Getting Better and Better

photo of mickey rourke plastic surgery pictures So here are some new photos of Mickey Rourke's latest plastic surgery endeavor, which are still alleged to be necessary because of "boxing accidents" that happened over two decades ago. The last time Mickey publicly addressed his multiple plastic surgeries (aside from, you know, this whole show-everyone-your-fresh-incisions thing he's got going on today), he had this to say in order to explain away going under the knife so many times: "Most of it was to mend the mess of my face because of the ...

Your Awful Plastic Surgery of the Day: Lil’ Kim

photo of lil kim after plastic surgery pictures Even the guy in the photo is like, "God, what the f-ck am I even doing here? I could have had a V8." These pictures were taken of Lil' Kim during the LA Gay Pride Festival, which happened this past weekend in West Hollywood, and girl is definitely looking worse for the wear. Can you even believe that she's only thirty-six years old? I could just die. In case you'd forgotten, or you're under the age of twenty-eight, this is what Lil' Kim used to look like: And she wasn't so bad way ba...

So, Did Kate Gosselin Get Plastic Surgery or What?

photo of kate gosselin pictures photos pics before and after plastic surgery And by asking "or what," I definitely mean "or plastic surgery," because as far as I'm aware, no one ages in reverse - especially snaggly bitches who belittle their kids and husband in public for monetary gain. Namely, the plastic surgery has a lot to do with facial fillers. Maybe something with her jaw. And definitely something with the bridge of her nose. I mean, what is that? Whatever she did to the skin/bone in that area positively makes her appear to be of Asian descent or something. Her eyes look so far apart now. All I know is that *somet...

But There’s Definitely No Way Courtney Stodden Got Plastic Surgery, Right?

photo of courtney stodden before plastic surgery pictures photos Please. Please, please, please. Courtney Stodden, I don't want to hear one more thing out of your twitchy little mouth about everything on your body being "rill," because unless you have a fraternal twin out there somewhere (a, ahem, better-looking fraternal twin at that), it's all complete BS to me. ALL of it. Check out the other photo in the gallery who is definitely Courtney Stodden and who definitely looks nothing like Courtney Stodden. [gallery columns="2"]...

Plastic Surgery’s Done Wonders For Ashlee Simpson

Most of the plastic surgery galleries we do focus on the stars that have completely destroyed their face after a series of ill-advised surgeries, but today we focus on the newly single Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. When we first met Ashlee, she was the plucky younger sister of Jessica Simpson, one of the most naturally pretty and curvaceous ladies out there. But after Ashlee broke free of her sister's shadow and had a moment in the spotlight for herself, she decided to get a nose job and then later, a chin job. Although she's never really spoken publicly...

Nicole Kidman’s Plastic Surgery Transformation (1991-Present)

There's no doubt that Nicole Kidman, who recently became a mom for the fourth time, is a gorgeous woman. There's also no doubt that Nicole has touched up her face quite a bit over the years. As you flip through the gallery below, notice how her face seems to tighten up around the year 2000. Maybe homegirl got a facelift after seeing her slightly aging face in her 1999 Vogue spread? And then there's the occasional baggy spot on her face when everything else is tight enough to bounce a quarter ...

Heidi Montag Shows Off Her Horrible Plastic Surgery Scars in Life & Style

photo of heidi montag plastic surgery before and after pictures photographs And from this photo,we're supposed to feel all sorts of horrible for Heidi and her violently scarred and marred face and send gifts - in the form of traveler's checks - to Heidi and Spencer's compound in Costa Rica. Or, you know, send them even if you think Heidi and Spencer are complete shitbags anyway, because it'll keep them occupied outside of US soil for a bit longer. A year after her plastic surgery, Heidi has run out of money a feature story in Life & Style magazine, where she di...

Morning Wood

photo of prince harry pictures hot fit photos pics Kate Gosselin says nursing is a mediocre job. [The Superficial] No matter where Prince Harry is, he looks like he's at a bar. And that is hot. [Lainey Gossip] Some woman let Chris Brown dry-hump her in public. [Bossip] LOL @ what Beyonce wore to Fashion Week. [Starpulse] Reese Witherspoon sports a big black eye and a gash on her head after car accident. [TMZ] Taylor Armstrong releases abuse photos. [The Blemish] The worst plastic surgery gallery you will ever see. [theBER...

How Many Noses Has Scarlett Johansson Had?

If there was one celeb whose face I'd think was completely untouched, it's the absolutely gorgeous Scarlett Johansson. Why? I guess I just want to believe that she's naturally as beautiful as she looks on every red carpet or even when she's jogging in an unflattering tank top. But nope. The girl's had at least one nose job, as you can see from the photo comparison above. If you go through the gallery below, you may be able to spot some more differences. I'm thinking she's had she schnoz worked on...

Good Bod Gone Bad: The Sad Story of Tara Reid

Poor Tara Reid. Her story really does kill me: Woman breaks out in a couple of pretty big movie roles, is instantly handed money and fame, reacts to it like many "normal" people do and turns to partying and alcohol, ruins her name, gets bad plastic surgery, ruins her name again and is now doing shitty parodies of her greatest hits for a comedy website. And we thought Lindsay Lohan was a mess, right? This week's plastic surgery gallery focuses on Tara, who quite famously had a boob job and ...