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10Gird Your Loins, Coachella: Lohan’s Coming

Lindsay Lohan is doing everything she can to do the opposite of everything she should do. Despite the fact that part of her plea deal is to stay away from drug users and places where drugs, alcohol, and drug users dwell, she is taking herself and all of her stolen goods to the Coachella music festival. Because while she thinks rehab is important, it can wait until after Coachella. Even though her friends think she will die if she goes. Even her own dad, Michael Lohan, world’s worst goddamn father, thinks it’s a bad idea. From an interview with TMZ via DListed:

I think it is one of the worst idea she could’ve ever had.

Yep. He reminds us all how much rehab is going to suck for her:

She’s battling with drugs, pills and cocaine, so imagine coming off of cigarettes too. Not to mention that she has to detox once she gets in there and that’s really tough. [...] I’m praying to God she will [stay sober], to be honest with you. Honestly, I hope so, but I don’t think so.

Well Ms. Lohan, I hope the incredible drugs music is worth it! Be sure to take lots of photos for us and post them online. xoxoxo.

(Also who in the f-ck dresses like that to go to the airport?)

April 12, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

10 Responses to “Gird Your Loins, Coachella: Lohan’s Coming”

  1. blasted1 says:

    I bet she’s going in the hopes of “accidentally” running into that guy in whatever band that was.

    • Mike says:

      I can’t think of a less likely place for a member of the Wanted to be than Coachella. This is a festival for real bands, you know.

  2. Marcy says:

    I’m glad she’s lost a bit of weight… she was looking pretty bad for a while there.

  3. clop says:

    How does she afford a Goyard tote, let alone a piece of luggage? Didn’t Charlie Sheen just pay off some of her debt? So she’s a slob and and entitled. Charming.

    • Webster says:

      She affords it by being a very well paid “escort” to rich stupid men.

      • Mike says:

        Gee, that doesn’t sound like an unsubstantiated claim at all.

      • Webster says:

        Gee, when it comes to Lohan, which part is hard to believe based on what is reported and pictures that have been published, the “escort” part or the rich stupid men part, or should I say rich stupid people.

      • jj says:

        I’m gonna say “the well paid” part Rich or Poor she ain’t worth a drive thru burger and fries for a fuck.

  4. pov says:

    I wish more women dressed like that. Period.

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