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Gird Your Loins, Coachella: Lohan’s Coming

Lindsay Lohan is doing everything she can to do the opposite of everything she should do. Despite the fact that part of her plea deal is to stay away from drug users and places where drugs, alcohol, and drug users dwell, she is taking herself and all of her stolen goods to the Coachella music festival. Because while she thinks rehab is important, it can wait until after Coachella. Even though her friends think she will die if she goes. Even her own dad, Michael Lohan, world’s worst goddamn father, thinks it’s a bad idea. From an interview with TMZ via DListed:

I think it is one of the worst idea she could’ve ever had.

Yep. He reminds us all how much rehab is going to suck for her:

She’s battling with drugs, pills and cocaine, so imagine coming off of cigarettes too. Not to mention that she has to detox once she gets in there and that’s really tough. [...] I’m praying to God she will [stay sober], to be honest with you. Honestly, I hope so, but I don’t think so.

Well Ms. Lohan, I hope the incredible drugs music is worth it! Be sure to take lots of photos for us and post them online. xoxoxo.

(Also who in the f-ck dresses like that to go to the airport?)

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