Elisabeth Moss is probably best known for playing Peggy Olson on Mad Men. Peggy is the leading lady who isn’t one of Don Draper’s wives or the busty redhead. Peggy is the one who is always given the least flattering outfits and hair styles. This is done for her character but can be a great disservice to Ms. Moss, so it was fun to see her all sexified for GQ. Not that she isn’t pretty on the show — and that’s not even the point — but it’s always interesting to see actors who are only known for one role and one look portrayed in a different light. And I think it’s a better light than this one. That one was a little too different.
And because GQ is such an enlightening magazine, they asked her to play “F-ck, marry, kill” with the men of Mad Men.
Oh brother. I don’t want to marry any of them! Impossible! I guess I’d marry…Sterling? F-ck Don. And I guess I have to kill Pete? But let me say for the record that none of these are things I’d ever want to do.
She wants to f-ck Don, does she? Oh I bet she does. We all want to f-ck Dong Hamm, don’t we? DONG-DONG-A-DONGITY-DONG I SAID AH-DONG-DONG DONGITY-DONG. Hamm.
(It’s funny because he has a big penis, that’s what I’m doing here, sorry if it was too subtle.)
Mad Men premiers tonight, woohoodong.