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14Jon Hamm’s Dong Is Annoying

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Jon Hamm apparently has a penis too big to be contained in skinny pants, and this is very annoying for the costume designers and producers of Mad Men. This is celebrity gossip at its finest.

NewNowNext has the whole dongalicious story.

“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,”a source told the Daily News. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting.”

Well what can the well-endowed star do about that you ask? He can’t hide his God-given gift, can he?

Well, you see, Jonny is not a fan of the underwears, and letting his junk fly in the wind was becoming a real issue so producers “politely” asked him to get his boy under control.

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Hee hee, penis.

March 20, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Jon Hamm

14 Responses to “Jon Hamm’s Dong Is Annoying”

  1. Sharyn says:

    What is it with Hollywood people not wearing underwear? Or is it me? Am I the only prude who still wears them????

  2. MansonGirlTATE says:

    Ehh what’s the big deal? Women walk around with tops and dresses that hug their bodies and we can see the shape of thier breasts everyday, right? I think it should be accepted, fuck it whynot? For some reason, in this country sex is scarier than violence. We see this problem in films and media all the time it’s stupid bc sex is natural and awesome.. kids should be educated on it while violence sucks and should be taught to no one :)

  3. blasted1 says:

    I bet those “annoyed” producers are all jealous guys!!! Jon just prefers boxers to briefs. It’s only a fair trade, if you ask me. Women go around all boob-a-licious, so Jon can go around all, uh, boy-a-licous!!!!

  4. Jacq says:

    I would ride it until it fell off. Doesn’t bother me! That Jennifer Westfeldt needs to get away from my man! Lol

  5. Blu says:

    Jon hamm, you rock honey!!

  6. crab says:

    One word! Tuck

  7. Julia says:

    WOW :) I will have a smile on my face all day !!!!

  8. Junebug says:

    I am sooo not annoyed…

  9. Penny says:

    Hamm seems to have SBS. Saggy Ball Syndrome.

  10. Anonymous says:

    It IS annoying! It’s always waving around all ‘look at me, look at me!’

  11. kimchee says:

    He is circumcised, I see.

  12. terri clair says:

    he knows what he has just a magic wand.

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