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Jon Hamm’s Dong Is Annoying

jon hamm bulge

Jon Hamm apparently has a penis too big to be contained in skinny pants, and this is very annoying for the costume designers and producers of Mad Men. This is celebrity gossip at its finest.

NewNowNext has the whole dongalicious story.

“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,”a source told the Daily News. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting.”

Well what can the well-endowed star do about that you ask? He can’t hide his God-given gift, can he?

Well, you see, Jonny is not a fan of the underwears, and letting his junk fly in the wind was becoming a real issue so producers “politely” asked him to get his boy under control.

jon hamm tight pants

Hee hee, penis.

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