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8Courtney Stodden Does NOT Want to Do Porn

courtney stodden twitterCourtney Stodden, child bride, rejected an offer from the porn site Twistys (no apostrophe). For those not familiar with Ms. Stodden, I’m not sure how to descibre her other than an 18-going-on-28 year-old who married some dude, Doug Hutchison, from Lost when she was 16 and he was 51. (From this point on I will only be referring to Doug Hutchison as Some Dude From Lost.) Since then she’s been doing her darndest to get our attention somehow, but it’s super tricky, because she’s not really good at anything. She’s like a less talented Kim Kardashian, which says so very much, doesn’t it?

Stodden’s latest attempt at doing something, anything, is music. Yes, that word is used very loosely. She shot a video for her song Reality. Twistys offered to give the video an “erotic” makeover. That means pornographic, as Twistys’ slogan is, “The Most Beautiful Babes in Porn for Over 10 Years!” And now I have that in my browsing history.

Said her manager/mom (yes, mom) to E! News,

Although Courtney is flattered by Twisty’s offer to reshoot her music video for Reality, we have decided to pass.

Some Dude From Lost had no comment.

Before you say anything, let us have a moment of silence for Lindsay‘s Playboy cover.

Carrying the Stodden tourch that Emily and Sarah held so gallantly held high is going to be tough but it is my honor and privilege and I’m going to do my best.

February 21, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

8 Responses to “Courtney Stodden Does NOT Want to Do Porn”

  1. Anonymous says:

    I can not for the life of me remember him in “lost”. So I Shall refer to him as the asshole dude from “the green mile “.
    Any who, wifey has come so close to porn in just everyday life that, we kinda already know what she looks like naked…. So who cares ?

  2. irked says:

    She already has the wardrobe, hair, and makeup. So I thought she was already doing porn. Her husband must be pulling his few hairs out now. After all, how will he keep her in stripper shoes if she won’t do porn?

  3. blasted1 says:

    I think Mama is holding out for Vixen.

  4. meh says:

    “Some dude from Lost had no comment”

    Aaaahahaha…love it!

  5. Mamie says:

    The eyebrows terrify me. I think they have a will of their own.

  6. kimchee says:

    She doesn’t have a talent? You don’t say….

  7. Sprmcandy says:

    Pretty.

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