This just isn’t good, guys. It makes me feel worried. It makes me feel like, at any minute, Britney could give herself another haircut and start going crazy all over again.
You know what I’m talking about, right? It’s the fact that she’s about a quarter of an inch away from showing her nipples in public. I know, that seems like kind of a small thing, but just think back to when Britney used to show her girly parts on the regular. Those weren’t good times. That’s a place we don’t want to be again.
But you know, besides the near flashing and all the implications that came with it, she actually looks pretty good here, right? I mean, her boots like kind of cute, and she doesn’t look like she’s on the verge of a breakdown or anything. You know, besides the boob.
In other Britney news, here’s an old blind item from Blind Gossip, posted back in October and recently revealed to be about her:
This famous star is terribly unhappy right now. Her personal life is one source of disappointment. She knows that her partner is not really in love with her. She is also very sad that a past love is in a committed relationship with someone else. She knows that she wasn’t an innocent party in that breakup, but it still hurts her that he moved on.
She is also not enjoying her job, and wants to get out of her contract. Her management team is telling her that she must stick it out for the season or else no one else will want to hire her.
Although she smiles in public and everything looks together on the outside, she is actually quite depressed and disconnected. Around friends and family, she has even started talking about herself in the third person. She lamented to one friend. “I don’t even want to be [Jane Doe] anymore. [Jane Doe]’s life doesn’t belong to her anymore.”
Yep, that’s apparently Britney, being sad about Jason Trawick, X Factor, and Justin Timberlake‘s wedding. It turns out that she got really upset when he married Jessica Biel, because she “had reason to believe that the two would never actually get married.” Oh, Britney.
But man, that boob makes me nervous.