And wouldn’t you? If you got engaged to Britney Spears this past weekend? Some guys just have all the luck.

Here are some photos of Britney and Jason leaving The Sugar Factory, where the couple celebrated their engagement earlier this week. Britney looks genuinely happy, her smile is megawatt and the laughter in her eyes is completely legit, but that honky, scaly, scabby sore on her ankle? Good heavens, girl, what happened? It’s supposed to be the dude getting down on one knee, you know. Unless … no. I can’t. I’m sorry. I love you and all, girl, but I just can’t go there. Not anymore. Not after 2006.

What the hell could that even be?

“But how official is it?” you may ask. I’ll tell you this: it’s official enough to put on Facebook. And, well, you can probably see that fancy engagement ring in that picture up there. But most importantly, it’s Facebook official. This is for real, guys.

I am so, so happy for Britney though. Just look at her precious face in that picture up there! Sure, she’s got the crazy eyes, but she just looks so happy, doesn’t she? And check out a few of her Tweets from yesterday:

OMG. Last night Jason surprised me with the one gift I’ve been waiting for. Can’t wait to show you! SO SO SO excited!!!! Xxo

Still glowing! About to jump on a plane to Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Throwing a Bday Party for Jason at Chateau Night Club. So fun. Xxoo

Good luck, Britney! After the past few years, you deserve it!

Britney‘s getting married?! Like, again? They say third time’s the charm, right?

According to TMZ‘s Harvey Levin, there’s inside info confirming that Britney Spears is, indeed, getting engaged tonight. And if this marriage is anything like her previous two, she’ll be married by Tuesday. Kidding. But seriously, I think this is fabulous news. This is a dude (albeit a crazy-eyed dude, but birds of a feather and all that …) who’s stuck by Britney through thick and thin (mostly thick), and seems to be a strong, positive influence on both her and her boys. I’m really, really happy if this is the case, and if it’s not, hell. Stop wasting my time, TMZ. I expect the rill dill from you guys, not some trumped-up story faked out for a Friday. According to the site:

Jason Trawick may have jumped the engagement gun … ’cause Britney Spears just posted a message hinting that he ALREADY popped the question … and she said yes! Britney just went to her Facebook page and wrote, “OMG. Last night Jason surprised me with the one gift I’ve been waiting for. Can’t wait to show you! SO SO SO excited!!!! Xxo.”

TMZ broke the story … Trawick had planned to ask for Britney’s hand in marriage during their trip to Vegas … and the smart money was that it was all SUPPOSED to go down tonight. Seems he just couldn’t wait! Sources close to the couple tell us … Jason organized a MASSIVE celebratory dinner tonight at the Chocolate Lounge at the Sugar Factory in the Paris Hotel … because Brit Brit LOVES chocolate. We’re told there will be a chocolate fondue and all the men will get chocolate truffle cigars.

After dinner … the gang is set to go to Chateau nightclub and party the night away.

YUM. Does this not sound like a dream come true, all that chocolate? At least, my dream come true, and Brit’s, too. I mean, we ALL know how she feels about that sweet, cocoa-brown goodness.

Way back in April, we speculated that it wouldn’t be too terribly long until Britney Spears got hitched again. The relationship between Brit and her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick has been looking solid as of late, and with rumors of Jason going ring shopping, it looks like our predictions, as usual, were pretty accurate:

Trawick, who is currently with Spears on the South American leg of her Femme Fatale tour, has visited several established celebrity jewelers looking for the perfect bauble for Britney, and is very close to picking the winner.

“He has been everywhere from Tiffany to Harry Winston looking for a ring and he is close to making his final decision,” the insider tells RadarOnline.com.

“Don’t expect anything too massive or obnoxious.  This ring will be classy and under 4-carats.”

This is the second source to confirm to RadarOnline.com that the pop star is close to becoming engaged to Trawick.

“Britney and Jason discuss marriage all the time,” a family insider told RadarOnline.com last week. “Britney is truly in love with Jason, and well, Jason has loved her for a very, very long time.”

No joke, I would be so happy for Britney if this turns out to be true. I mean, I’m no stranger to talking trash about Britney, but it’s all from a loving place. If she gets married, then it will be just like that time that Jessica Simpson got pregnant, and by that, I mean that there will be a lot of “oh, girl, I’m so proud” moments and several tears and a toast with apple juice and maybe I’ll fall to my knees because I’m too overwhelmed with emotion. And I don’t see anything weird about that.

Do you guys think Britney will be engaged by Christmas or what?

Whoa. Two Britney Spears posts in one day. You can just tell today’s a slow news day, unless you want to talk about Lindsay Lohan, who’s *allegedly* heading to jail today (bitch, please). I know how many of you feel about Lohan and her overblown snatch, so I, personally, won’t subject you to sitting through an hour of secondhand deposition while Lindsay sits in a courtroom chair sweating off last night’s meth.

No, I’d much rather check out Jason Trawick‘s interesting expression. What the hell is that? Does that come from spending an extended amount of time with Britney, or is it kind of like a Pavlovian reaction to Britney’s latest weave? I’m intrigued.

Here’s Britney Spears in her latest video, “Criminal”! (Which I predict will make karaoke very confusing for anyone hoping to sing a certain Fiona Apple song.) The video stars Spears’ agent/boyfriend, Jason Trawick, as her partner in crime. I sure hope it’s your longstanding dream to watch these two real-life lovebirds, ahem, ‘gilding the lily’, because there’s a lot of hanky-panky all up in this business.

The music video itself is very cinematic. It opens with Britney fighting with a man at a party (actor Freddy Bradshaw plays Brit’s villainous date). Britney runs to the bathroom to apply an ish-ton of perfume—why, it’s Radiance! A fragrance by Britney Spears—but suddenly here’s Freddy, yanking Britney out of the party and smacking her in the face.

This is when bystanding caterer (?) Jason Trawick intervenes. He gives Freddy what-for, Britney kicks Freddy in the nuts, and Trawick whisks Brit into the night on his motorcycle. Then, the music starts! Then the sexin’! (Idolator notes that Trawick’s chest tattoo seemingly reads “R.I.P. Goose.” Oh, dear.)

The rest of the video: Spears and Trawick hold up a convenience store, steal a car, have shower-sex, make out during a shootout, and evade the police. The end. Doesn’t Brit’s hair look great? Enjoy!