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13Who Is The Highest Paid Actress in Hollywood?

A photo of Meryl Streep

Oh, you guys, I’m sorry. When I asked the question of “who is the highest paid actress in Hollywood?” and then put a picture of Meryl Streep right up there at the top, that made it look like Meryl is the highest paid actress, didn’t it? I’m sorry, but it’s just not true. Meryl is on the list, but she’s not at the top. She deserves to be at the top, but she’s not.

Before I let you know the richiest rich lady in Hollywood, let me just show you the top ten list, all right? I’ll go ahead and tack on the amount of money they made in the past year, just so you can cry while you balance your checkbook like I do.

10. Jennifer Aniston – $11 million
9. Kristen Wiig – $12 million
8. Meryl Streep – $12 million
7. Sarah Jessica Parker – $15 million
6. Julia Roberts – $16 million
5. Charlize Theron – $18 million
4. Angelina Jolie – $20 million
3. Sandra Bullock – $25 million
2. Cameron Diaz – $34 million

Ok, but who do you think landed in the number one spot? Who do you think made nearly three times as much as the beloved Meryl Streep? Who do you think made a few million dollars more than Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston combined?

A photo of Kristen Stewart

1. Kristen Stewart – $34.5 million

Yes, thanks to them Twilight movies and Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen Stewart is the top-earning actress in all of Hollywood. Does anyone else feel physically ill?

June 21, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily

13 Responses to “Who Is The Highest Paid Actress in Hollywood?”

  1. Christina says:

    Meryl Streep is the only actress that should be on that list! Gosh… the others are okay, but I mean.. Meryl Streep is…. she’s just the bees knees.

  2. CranAppleSnapple says:

    “Does anyone else feel physically ill?”

    Bleurgh.
    And Woof.

  3. Jim Liu says:

    I thought she was ok in Snow White. But once people make an opinion of someone they’re usually too dense to change.

    • mireee says:

      What Jim Liu said.

    • CranAppleSnapple says:

      Oh, everyone else is dense because we have noticed she can’t act? :D You need to attack people if they don’t agree with you?
      If she ever gets some talent, and earns the money, I will then change my opinion.

  4. Ike Nash says:

    Um,Hello There Mrs Kristen Stewart

  5. Sophie says:

    Yes, and that’s all very well, but at least we know exactly what she’s been up to to earn all that dosh – what on earth has Cameron Diaz been doing to earn nearly as much??

    • Emily says:

      Cameron Diaz apparently made the bulk of that money for Bad Teacher. It had a pretty low budget but did really well in the box office. But yeah, I was confused too!

  6. Ike Nash says:

    Well,um,Hello There Gorgeous Mrs Kristen Stewart,& uuh,this is a Love Song for you,& it is called Well How’s It Going,& I wrote this track to the Instrumental of a Song called Change The World,using my own Words/Lyrics,but Dear sexy Mrs Kristen Stewart I stuck to the original pattern in which Bone Thugs N Harmony sang Their Chorus,what I’m saying is that um,I wrote/sang the chorus,just the same way that Bone Thugs N Harmony sang it,I could of written/sang it differently,but I choose to keep the same chorus pattern as Bone Thugs N Harmony because I wanted you Sexy Mrs Kristen Stewart to feel really cool,and um,dear Sexy Mrs Kristen Stewart,Change The World was originally sang by Bone Thugs N Harmony,so here is my Romantic Love Song for you,that I wrote to the Instrumental of Change The World using all of my own Lyrics,oh dear Sexy Mrs Kristen Stewart whenever you see the word Bay-Bay this word means Baby,have a good evening,my dear one

    The Song Title:Well How’s It Going

    My short little introduction before the chorus:

    It’s bin,quite,a while,girl,plus,your style,is very cool,like,diamonds that shine,yeah,girl,you’re so hot,and very nice,yeah Honey,have a fine evening

    Verse 1 for the Gorgeous Mrs Kristen Stewart:

    Parade,where you want to,wearing shades,when I say,shades I mean sunglasses,and the whole mass,should love what you do,girl you have no clue,I really love you,Honey,then I,will try to be there,for you,girl,if I’m not there,honey,reach me on the phones,so girl,where you eating at?today,Bay-Bay,I’ll take care of things

    The chorus for sexy Mrs Kristen Stewart:

    So girl,girl,girl,sexy girl,hey sexy girl,sexy girl,sexy girl,hey sexy girl

  7. Ike Nash says:

    Hello Mrs Kristen Stewart,have a cool day,Honey

  8. kate says:

    fucker made me scroll too much to pass all that. anyway…good for her. she’s fucken earned it.

  9. Anonymous says:

    I dont think she deserved it

  10. koko269 says:

    Before I even read the part where Emily said “Does anyone else feel physically ill?” I already said out loud “OMG I’m going to puke!” Fuckery! that’s what this is!

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