Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz will vomit just thinking about having sex with Drew Barrymore

cameron diaz

So… apparently there were rumours going around that Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore had hooked up. They’re longtime friends (and Charlie’s Angels co-stars) who are more like sisters than anything else, so that asinine bit of gossip doesn’t really make Cameron happy. In fact, she feels physically ill just thinking about it – despite the fact that clearly this rumour isn’t very widespread as I have never heard so much as a whisper about it (and yes, I am the epicentre of all things gossip, apparently).

From Harper’s Bazaar:

“Literally, I said, ‘That makes me want to vomit in my mouth.’ That’s like saying I am having sex with my sister. Are you crazy? I wouldn’t even ménage with her!”

Uh, what? Ménage with her? Is that like… shorthand for having a threesome? Why does Cameron Diaz speak like a 14-year-old Valley Girl?

Anyhow, we know this isn’t a homophobic thing – Cameron thinks we’re all carpet munchers on the sly, anyway, so I think it’s just that Drew is her friend and she’s never looked at her that way. Still, bizarre rumour. Have any of you heard this before?

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

Yep, Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are definitely doing it

cameron diaz benji madden

Not much to see here, guys, just Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden being a totally sort of adorable couple while walking around the West Village in New York City this week. I’m into it – they actually look like they suit each other, right?!

Apparently an onlooker said they very much “looked like a happy new couple”. Well, I should hope so! I’m rooting for these two (in the way that you root for things you don’t really pay any attention to but still think are great).

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

Is Cameron Diaz dating Benji Madden?

benji madden cameron diaz

It’s a miracle that anyone even wants to date Cameron Diaz at this point. She’s gorgeous, sure, and has a great sense of humour… but she also doesn’t wear deodorant, touts her hairy vagina as a present to be opened by whatever lucky gentleman gets down her pants, and believes we’re all going to get cheated on one way or another, so… there’s a lot going on there.

However, there’s truly someone out there for everyone, I believe, and apparently Benji Madden believes he’s strong enough to be Cameron’s man, as they’re said to be dating.

From People:

The actress, 41, has been spotted spending quality time (and gym time!) with Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden, 35, multiple times over the last month.

“They’ve spent a lot of time at Cameron’s house,” says one source. “Cameron seems very happy with Benji. He is the nicest guy and treats her like a lady.”

The duo worked out together at a Los Angeles Equinox on Friday after hitting the same book launch the night before.

“They seemed very friendly,” adds another source of the gym outing. “And they looked like they were trying to avoid [being seen outside], but Cameron was super friendly with other people [at the gym]. She even taught a girl how to use one of the arm weight machines.”

Well, there’s always a chance they could actually just be friends, right? That’s still a thing? If they are dating, they actually look kinda good together!

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

Cameron Diaz Swam In The Lady Pond

Cameron+Diaz

Cameron Diaz sure is in the news a lot lately. This time, it goes back to her whole “I love women” thing. She went on Watch What Happens Live and host Andy Cohen asked her if she ever “swam in the lady pond”, which he asked Gaga — he’s basically asking Ms. Diaz if she’s bisexual. Here’s what happened, via E!:

“Interesting!” Diaz said, laughing. “What is the lady pond?”

“Have you ever been with a lady?” Cohen asked.

“Yes, I have been with a lady. Yeah,” Diaz said. The TV host then asked, “More than once?”

“You didn’t ask explicitly how I was with a lady,” Diaz told Cohen, “but I have been with a lady.”

The hell is that coy shit about? Either you’ve “been with a lady” or you haven’t. Why so coy, cameron? You’re never shy when telling us about your life. Then again, I suppose this goes beyond admitting you don’t wear deodorant

Also I bet that lady was Paltrow.

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

Cameron Diaz doesn’t wear deodorant

cameron diaz

Oh, Cameron Diaz. What ever will we do with her? Between her insistence that we’re all lesbians, her love of gifting her hairy vagina to the world and being “proud” of her famous friends for divorcing, she’s a little all over the place. Well, hope you booked your ticket on the crazy train, because it’s about to get a whole lot better. Turns out, Cameron doesn’t believe in wearing deodorant and hasn’t done so in 20 years!

From E! Online:

“I don’t believe in antiperspirant,” the actress told me at last night’s premiere of her new comedy, The Other Woman (in theaters on Friday). “It’s really bad for you. I haven’t used it for almost 20 years.”

Really?

“You’re stinky, because you use antiperspirant,” Diaz said. “It keeps all the stink in.”

Even men should go without? Yup!

“Let it go and just trim your armpit hair so it doesn’t hold onto the scent,” Diaz said.

Oh girl, no. No, no, no. You’re stinky when you DON’T use antiperspirant, and believe me, I have smelled enough rank ass New Yorkers on a hot summer’s day to know that. Yes, the aluminium in a lot of commercial deodorants can perhaps be harmful, but there ARE natural alternatives that still work. You don’t just air it out. Also, TRIM your armpit hair as opposed to shaving it? I mean, this isn’t about an aesthetic preference but literally a hygienic one. I mean… whatever, I don’t even have words anymore.

Cameron Diaz must be a ton of fun to be friends with/be around, that’s for sure. Especially when it’s warm out, which, in LA, is always. Ah, what’s that sweet smell on the winds? Must be unflushed piss and B.O. Bellisimo!

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

Trailer: Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel’s ‘Sex Tape’

jason segel cameron diaz

If you want to know the plot of Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel‘s new movie, Sex Tape, it’s simple: a married couple realize a sex tape they made has gone missing and it’s been uploaded to “the cloud” so the entire movie is spent looking for it. It’s apparently really raunchy and hilarious (supposed to be, anyway) and that’s about it.

I dunno, looks pretty awful to me. What do you think?

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook

Cameron Diaz thinks you’re all a bunch of lesbians

cameron diaz 2

Cameron Diaz is fucking nutso. Like, we’re all on the same page with that, right? She’s an absolute basketcase and I love it, but I also know now to take homegirl seriously. This is the person who’s “proud” of Gwyneth Paltrow for cheating and getting divorced and who thinks of her vagina as a present to be opened. Just live in her chaos, man.

That’s why it’s totally in tune with her whole… whatever it is she’s got going on that she has now proclaimed that all women have been sexually attracted to each other at one time or another and basically we’re all a bunch of secret lesbians. Some of us not so secret, wink wink.

From Glamour:

“I love women – and I don’t believe in female jealousy. I don’t feel like it’s a good feeling to have. My parents always told me that whatever someone else had – in all areas – it wasn’t mine to be entitled to. That all I can do is the best that I can do – and that what’s most important is whether I can do better at what I’m doing.” She told us.

But has she ever been attracted to a woman? “I think women are beautiful – absolutely beautiful. And I think that all women have been sexually attracted to another woman at some point. It’s natural to have a connectivity and an appreciation for the beauty of other women.”

LOL, okay. I mean, look – I certainly think there are VERY few people that are “100%” straight or gay or any one thing. Sexuality is fluid, blah blah blah. However, I don’t know that this is true. I’m obviously not the one to ask, so go on ladies, speak up. Have you ever been sexual attracted to your own kind? I can certainly see why you would be. Ladies are hot!

cameron diaz

cameron diaz 3

Follow us on Twitter | Facebook