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Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are already married

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Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden surprised everyone when they got engaged last month – after all, CamCam had basically all but sworn off walking down the aisle previously. But love finds a way! And so it did rather alarmingly quickly, here, as the couple have already walked down the aisle, less than a month after their engagement (and less than a year after they started dating).

Here’s E! News with the scoop:

All told, we hear that about 100 guests were in attendance and, while a massive tent was set up in the yard, the ceremony took place inside the house. Friends and family filed into the reception tent after the I-dos.

Word just got out today that the super-stealth duo were planning on taking the plunge, boggling more than a few minds since Diaz, 42, and Madden, 35, just stepped out as a couple (and an unconfirmed couple at that) last May. The Good Charlotte rocker popped the question a few days before Christmas.

But maybe they started planning when they met, because the big celebration didn’t have the look of an 11th-hour affair. A source told E! News that Benji’s sister-in-law, Nicole Richie, and Diaz BFF Drew Barrymore would be serving as bridesmaids, and Gwyneth Paltrow and producer Jeffrey Katzenberg were among the guests who were spotted arriving. Drew’s hubby, Will Kopelman, arrived separately—which would make sense if his missus was busy getting ready with the bridal party.

Sounds like a grand ol’ time! I mean, who’s to say – maybe these two really will last! Maybe Cameron knows they won’t but figured, hey, I’m in my 40s and life is unpredictable, so let’s just go with this shit and live for the moment! Either way, congratulations are due! Hurrah!

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Cameron Diaz flashes her new engagement ring

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Just a few days after news broke that Cameron Diaz and boyfriend of less than a year Benji Madden were engaged, our girl Cam was spotted out and about with a massive engagement ring, looking pretty pleased with herself/life/etc.

Frankly, this doesn’t look much like an engagement ring, especially when you get up close. It just looks like a thick silver band – where’s the stone?!

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Huh. This may not be an engagement ring after all, but it’s on that finger, so maybe we’re being trolled. Who can say?

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are engaged

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Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden have only been dating for about 6 months, but apparently things have been going well. So well, in fact, that the pair have reportedly decided that they want to get married and are now engaged! At least according to US Weekly

“Everyone thinks it’s wild but are so happy for them,” one source told Us. “Benji always tends to fall in love easily, but this time it’s for real and he landed a great girl. They obviously both make each other incredibly happy and there’s nothing better than that.”

“He is more traditional then her,” the pal said. “She really doesn’t care about getting married but wants babies. He wants to get engaged and married first.”

Huh, I feel like I’ve read lots of interviews with Cameron in which she says she doesn’t really want a house full of rugrats, but maybe I’m imagining that and projecting a bit. If this is true, I suppose a congratulations is in order for them. It sounds like a disaster in the making to me, but crazier things have happened!

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Cameron Diaz will vomit just thinking about having sex with Drew Barrymore

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So… apparently there were rumours going around that Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore had hooked up. They’re longtime friends (and Charlie’s Angels co-stars) who are more like sisters than anything else, so that asinine bit of gossip doesn’t really make Cameron happy. In fact, she feels physically ill just thinking about it – despite the fact that clearly this rumour isn’t very widespread as I have never heard so much as a whisper about it (and yes, I am the epicentre of all things gossip, apparently).

From Harper’s Bazaar:

“Literally, I said, ‘That makes me want to vomit in my mouth.’ That’s like saying I am having sex with my sister. Are you crazy? I wouldn’t even ménage with her!”

Uh, what? Ménage with her? Is that like… shorthand for having a threesome? Why does Cameron Diaz speak like a 14-year-old Valley Girl?

Anyhow, we know this isn’t a homophobic thing – Cameron thinks we’re all carpet munchers on the sly, anyway, so I think it’s just that Drew is her friend and she’s never looked at her that way. Still, bizarre rumour. Have any of you heard this before?

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Yep, Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are definitely doing it

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Not much to see here, guys, just Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden being a totally sort of adorable couple while walking around the West Village in New York City this week. I’m into it – they actually look like they suit each other, right?!

Apparently an onlooker said they very much “looked like a happy new couple”. Well, I should hope so! I’m rooting for these two (in the way that you root for things you don’t really pay any attention to but still think are great).

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Is Cameron Diaz dating Benji Madden?

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It’s a miracle that anyone even wants to date Cameron Diaz at this point. She’s gorgeous, sure, and has a great sense of humour… but she also doesn’t wear deodorant, touts her hairy vagina as a present to be opened by whatever lucky gentleman gets down her pants, and believes we’re all going to get cheated on one way or another, so… there’s a lot going on there.

However, there’s truly someone out there for everyone, I believe, and apparently Benji Madden believes he’s strong enough to be Cameron’s man, as they’re said to be dating.

From People:

The actress, 41, has been spotted spending quality time (and gym time!) with Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden, 35, multiple times over the last month.

“They’ve spent a lot of time at Cameron’s house,” says one source. “Cameron seems very happy with Benji. He is the nicest guy and treats her like a lady.”

The duo worked out together at a Los Angeles Equinox on Friday after hitting the same book launch the night before.

“They seemed very friendly,” adds another source of the gym outing. “And they looked like they were trying to avoid [being seen outside], but Cameron was super friendly with other people [at the gym]. She even taught a girl how to use one of the arm weight machines.”

Well, there’s always a chance they could actually just be friends, right? That’s still a thing? If they are dating, they actually look kinda good together!

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Cameron Diaz Swam In The Lady Pond

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Cameron Diaz sure is in the news a lot lately. This time, it goes back to her whole “I love women” thing. She went on Watch What Happens Live and host Andy Cohen asked her if she ever “swam in the lady pond”, which he asked Gaga — he’s basically asking Ms. Diaz if she’s bisexual. Here’s what happened, via E!:

“Interesting!” Diaz said, laughing. “What is the lady pond?”

“Have you ever been with a lady?” Cohen asked.

“Yes, I have been with a lady. Yeah,” Diaz said. The TV host then asked, “More than once?”

“You didn’t ask explicitly how I was with a lady,” Diaz told Cohen, “but I have been with a lady.”

The hell is that coy shit about? Either you’ve “been with a lady” or you haven’t. Why so coy, cameron? You’re never shy when telling us about your life. Then again, I suppose this goes beyond admitting you don’t wear deodorant

Also I bet that lady was Paltrow.

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