As you can see i have a very busy Monday ;)
Because yes, most people lounge in lingerie during broad daylight on Mondays. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that there’s anything wrong with staying in Sunday night’s pajamas well into Monday afternoon (because duh, do you know who you’re talking to?), but hanging out in the previous evening’s lingerie? Or worse, starting your day off with lingerie unless you’re on vacation somewhere tropical? Well that’s just weird, guys. We’re not in 1980’s Dynasty where it’s customary to wait for our feather-haired knights in shining armor to appear while eating bon-bons on bearskin rugs in front of the fireplace, Bon Jovi’s ‘Never Say Goodbye’ playing softly in the background. No, this strikes me as a little off.
All I know, Miley, is that your insecurity is showing, and I think there’s definitely a lot to the “Miley’s acting out because she’s afraid she’s going to lose Liam Hemsworth to a real career” thing. It shows in everything she’s done lately: the passive-agressiveTweeting of “engagement rings,” the “extreme dieting,” the verginer flashing, and I’m not even going to bring up the cutting suspicions. Nope, this girl could possibly be headed along the Amanda Bynes path, and if she doesn’t watch out, she just might end up like Lindsay Lohan. I know that’s a really awful, drastic thing to say, guys, but drastic times call for drastic measures sometimes, and I’m not quite sure I’d be all that surprised if Miley here started talking about how much she loves black dong and code words like “Bernie’s Gold Dust” or “Bolivian Marching Powder” for cocaine.