Especially if she’s going for the caught-a-fish-with-an-infected-lip thing. Definitely.
This is what Lindsay looked like this past Saturday as she ran errands out in LA.
And here’s another shot, taken over the weekend, that confirms she’s really trying to lose that Liz Taylor gig. And judging by these photos, it looks like her career really is officially over, even though Glee‘s Chris Colfer says otherwise. Remember how Lindsay filmed an episode of Glee in a guest star role? It’s airing next month, and Colfer says that it’s going to be “damn funny”:
“I can’t say much, but Lindsay is judging the Nationals show choir competition, which is damn funny.”
If by “damn funny,” he means “pathetic, contrived, and chock-full of self-deprecating ‘humor’ that’s about as old as the hair on her busted weave,” then yes, Lindsay’s appearance will be damn funny. You know what’s also funny when it comes to Lindsay Lohan (oh my God so much)? That Michael Lohan is sticking up for Lindsay over that whole bar-brawl thing she got into last week. The course of events, courtesy of Michael Lohan, father of the year, himself:
“There were some people dancing around her and people trying to get to her and I was keeping them away. I heard commotion behind me. And the girl said something and Lindsay cursed and the other girl threw a drink at her and that was it. I grabbed Lindsay, I held the other girl back and told security to get her out right away… (The girl said) ‘What are you doing here with your father?’ [But] there was no contact whatsoever. … I’m not out here often, so I don’t get a chance to see her and it’s horrible that I had to be brought into this situation like this.”
First of all, I didn’t even realize that these two were officially on speaking terms again. Are they? Or is it maybe more that Lindsay has absolutely no one left these days, and her father, though unstable and violent and maybe even more of a famewhore than his daughter is, is still a companion that girlfriend knows can be counted on through thick and thin? (Probably ‘thin’ moreso than ‘thick’, since Michael Lohan loves nothing more than stirring shit up.)
The whole thing is sad, but the saddest thing of all is probably the state of Lindsay’s lips. Honestly, how does something ever really recover from looking like that?