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This is What Miley Wore to Pilates, Or, As I Like to Call It, “The NSFW Miley Cyrus Upskirt”

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No, really, I’m actually not joking. This is literally what she wore to her Pilates class, and all of those bangle bracelets on her left wrist do nothing to dispel the rumors that she’s cutting, either. I don’t know what’s less believable coming out of a Pilates class – the miniskirt, the bracelets, or the bra. I mean, have you ever done Pilates? It’s not exactly the most comfortable thing to do in a regular bra. Sports bras and all of the support they offer, as recommended by ASFA (American Sports and Fitness Association), are really kind of necessary for all of that bending, twisting, and heaving. Jeez.

Anyway, things seem like they’re kind of going downhill fast for old Miley-girl here. The whole maybe-being-shot-down for engagement by Liam Hemsworth thing, the cutting thing … It’s like everything’s just spiraling out of control for girlfriend. I mean, in this very dress, an upskirt shot was caught, and folks, it’s like Atlantis. Everyone speculated as to whether or not its very existence was real, and here, on a random day, we’re blindsided by the fact that Miley Cyrus does, in fact, have a vagina.

You can jump in for the photo, and before any of you get all up on your high horses (but still find yourself peeking at the photo), yes – she is eighteen now, OK?

I suppose my only other question pertaining to Miley’s choice of exercise-wear is “Who wears a regular bra to Pilates, but no panties? Come on!

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