Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jason Segel and Michelle Williams Were All Over Each Other at a Movie Premiere

photo of michelle williams and jason segel pics From People: Michelle Williams and Jason Segel had plenty to feel giddy about Wednesday night, as the new couple attended the premiere of his movie The Five-Year Engagement at the Tribeca Film Festival – and snuggled together at the afterparty. They were affectionate throughout the night. As the movie ended, he gave her a little kiss on the cheek, as she took off and he stayed in New York's Ziegfeld Theater to chat with friends and well-wishers. They were practically inseparable a...

Stars Without Makeup: Mila Kunis

photo of mila kunis no makeup pictures photos 2012 pic You know who's supposedly not dating Ashton Kutcher? This girl. Mila Kunis. Yeah, after their "day-long" date the other day, sources are saying that Ashton's forcing Mila to make statements with words like "friends for years," and "casual friends," and "dinner with friends." Because why? I don't know. I really don't. Ashton can look no better (and no worse) in the public eye than he already does, so why bother with the damage control, you know? Anyway, this is Mila Kunis sans fards. No makeup. ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt Has “King Kong” Boobs

Did you guys catch Jennifer Love Hewitt on Jimmy Kimmel earlier this week, or were you too busy watching shows with people who aren't relevant for a crappy Lifetime series? I know I was busy---there were new episodes of the Octonauts that aired earlier this week, so I'm not gonna lie: I was rapt. Jennifer was on Jimmy's show in order to promote her new show, The Client List, which is garnering some OK reviews. I haven't watched it, so I can't tell you first-hand, but if there are those of you reading right now who actually have sat down at taken a gander at what girlfriend's doing on television these days, please share. I'd like some objective opinions, you know? During the interview, Jimmy tells Jennifer that there are several huge-assed billboards that were taken out by Lifetime, featuring her ample cleavage, and he proceeds to bring in a massive piece into the studio. From there, all hell breaks loose. Watch the video, OK? The bad things about Jenny Love: ---Her hair extensions are mad crappy. Mad crappy. And because she flat-ironed the hell out of her hair, they're really, really obvious. ---How delighted she is at the prospect of sending a piece of her billboard tits to her grandma in Texas, because at first, she's all, "Oh! No! My grandma would be scandalized!" but when it looks like she might get another inch of discussion out of it, she's all for it. ---The constant crinkly-eyed smiley-ness that seems just plastered on. Does she have Vaseline on her teeth? The good things about Jenny Love: ---Her left boob. ---Her right boob. ---She's actually not all that pathetic-sounding during interviews as she is in random sound bites. Can the boobs actually cancel out the desperate bids for attention? Well, yes. They can pretty much redeem her from all socially-awkward faux pas. Can they overcome those ratty hair extension, as well? No. They absolutely cannot, and I'm not even going to pretend that it's possible. /> Did you guys catch Jennifer Love Hewitt on Jimmy Kimmel earlier this week, or were you too busy watching shows with people who aren't relevant for a crappy Lifetime series? I know I was busy---there were new episodes of the Octonauts that aired earlier this week, so I'm not gonna lie: I was rapt. Jennifer was on Jimmy's show in order to promote her new show, The Client List, which is garnering some OK reviews. I haven't watched it, so I can't tell you first-hand, but if there are those of you reading right now who actually have sat down at ta...

Dead People Giving Concerts Are All The Rage This Season

This whole mess started when my beloved Tupac was resurrected in the form of a hologram to perform at Coachella this past weekend. It was weird and awkward, and I don't know why it happened. As much as I love Tupac, which is a whole lot, I wouldn't want to see him perform. Because he's dead. And if I were Snoop Dogg, I don't think I'd want to perform with my friend that, you know, has been dead for 16 years. Is that a hard thing to understand? Apparently it is, because Tupac's probably going on tour: "This is just the b...

Josh Hutcherson Is Amazing

A photo of Josh Hutcherson You guys. You guys. Josh Hutcherson is the best thing that's ever happened to Hollywood. Josh Hutcherson is the best thing that ever happened to the world. I know it's a little sudden, but I'm starting to think that Josh Hutcherson might be to me what Adrien Brody is to Sarah. He's headed in that direction, at least. It's a big deal. But why is he so amazing, you might be wondering. Don't worry, I'll fill you in, because I found not one, but two stories about Josh today that absolutely...

Marina and The Diamonds Did A Justin Bieber Cover

You remember Justin Bieber's latest hit, "Boyfriend," don't you? It was a song that featured a little bit of rapping, a little bit of romance, and a whole lot of swag. You couldn't possibly forget it. But you might when you hear one of my very favorites, Marina and the Diamonds, covering the song. It's really a little bit more of a reworking of the song than it is a cover - where Justin's song is all about "if I was your boyfriend," Marina's version is all about "when you were my boyfriend" - but it's ab...

Lindsay Might Lose The Elizabeth Taylor Gig …

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Because of her face. Yes, Lindsay Lohan could lose the chance to star in Lifetime's Elizabeth Taylor biopic, the movie that's supposed to be a big part of her comeback, all because of her face, or more specifically, the parts of her face that aren't real. From OK! magazine via Celebitchy: Lindsay Lohan has a plum role waiting for in Lifetime’s Liz & Dick… but in her desperation to look the part of one of the 20th century’s great beauty icons, Lindsay submitted to cosmetic procedure...