Remember that time that Kim Kardashian went to Dubai last fall and then came back and faked a scene for Kourtney and Kim Take New York to prove that Kris Humphries is an asshole and the divorce was all his fault? Ok, the majority of that sentence was just for funzies, but what I’m really asking is “remember that time that Kim Kardashian went to Dubai last fall?” While she was over there, it turns out that “many Saudi Arabian princes were throwing themselves” at her, because why wouldn’t they, and Kim “really had a connection” with one of them, because why wouldn’t she? It’s not like she was married at the time … oh wait, she was, let me rephrase it … it’s not like she was in a serious relationship at the time.
From Hollywood Life:
Kim K. may finally get the man of her dreams after all! And this new guy is far better than the athletes of her past!
The Kardashians have always joked that Kim Kardashian, 31, is the “princess” of the family. Well, her dream of becoming royalty could happen sooner than she thought!
During Kim and Kris Jenner‘s trip to Dubai in October 2011, many Saudi Arabian princes were throwing themselves at Kim, according to a new report in Star magazine. And now she may have found a match!
“Several royals gave her their phone numbers and made it clear they were serious about dating her,” a source tells the mag. “The one she really had a connection with is a billionare!”
While her prince’s identity has yet to be revealed, sources tell the mag that he’s not hesitant to dole out cash which is exactly what she was looking for in her next man.
“She wants to be taken care of,” the source says. “She’s done being a sugar mama.”
So forget about the rumors of Kim and Reggie rekindling their romance because the source says he’s “yesterday’s news” and “not rich enough.”
Maybe this is why Kim has been jetting off Haiti for charity work? Is she getting a head start on princess duties? Will Kim and Kate Middleton be PRINCESS FRIENDS? So many questions!
Oh my gosh, how perfect of a plot line would that be for Kim Kardashian’s life? She’d be a real life princess, which could probably get at least, like, one and a half seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Of course there would be a new spin-off featuring Kim’s new life, and I could see Kris Jenner dumping Bruce to try to get a prince of her own. Is there a movie where some people lose their passports or something and get trapped in a foreign country where the don’t speak the language, and wacky hijinks ensue? Because it would be just like that. And it would be so good.