Ooookay, wait just a rootin’ tootin’ second here. Kris Jenner claims that there’s some band of “pranksters” out there who are purposely planting false information about the Kardashian/Jenner clan in the media in an effort to sabotage the family, apparently. If that’s not self-righteous enough for you, she thinks it’s someone in that prankster group that started the whole Kris Jenner sex tape “rumour”, as well.
Sources close to Kris tell us, the matriarch is convinced she and the rest of the Kardashian family are the victims in an elaborate prank plot — and she believes the people behind it are the same people who spread rumors she was in a sex tape.
We’re told the group is responsible for a string of pranks against the family — planting bogus stories about the sex tape, Kris dating a rapper, Kim’s wedding, Rob Kardashian in rehab, and more.
Even crazier … Kris believes one of the pranksters has been impersonating her to a tee, booking fake photoshoots and fancy restaurant reservations around the country.
We’re told the group booked a Kardashian reservation at every Nobu in America last week — and Kris only found out when her phone rang off the hook with requests to confirm. We’re told Kris has now given her favorite restaurants code words to verify Kardashian reservations from here out.
I mean… I guess it’s possible or something? I know people have a lot of spare time on their hands and do stupid shit, but creating fake restaurant reservations? What would be the point, honestly? Also, in re: the sex tape, she wouldn’t have been so worked up about it/continued talking about it if it didn’t exist. How can someone blackmail you over something they don’t have? Think about it, Kris – you’re your own worst “prankster”.
April 18, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
Kris Jenner and Bruce decided to separate and end their marriage in October 2013, but they’ve been filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians in Thailand together and as they arrived back at LAX yesterday, it seemed they were… maybe reunited?
I mean, look – there’s not a damn thing that’s romantic about this picture – look at how they’re holding hands! I don’t think there’s any use speculating on a reunion between the two of them, but I guess anything’s possible?
April 3, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Bruce Jenner is getting some unusual plastic surgery. He’s getting a Laryngeal Shave — basically, he’s going to smooth down his Adam’s Apple. This will surely throw more fuel to the fire that he secretly wants to be a woman. He told TMZ about the procedure and why he’s getting it. From TMZ:
[...] He says he initially went to the plastic surgeon because the basal cell carcinoma that was removed from his nose in September left a large scar that didn’t heal well. He wanted plastic surgery for his nose, and says while he was there he consulted the doc on the Laryngeal Shave.
[...] He says, “I just never liked my trachea.”
I never thought of an Adam’s Apple/trachea as a point of discontent with anyone. I guess everyone’s got their insecurities about something. He’s probably doing all this now so he can be healed in time for Kim’s wedding.
I gotta ask — any guys here (or ladies!) ever thought about changing their Adam’s Apple? Is this more common than it seems?
December 13, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
It’s time for the annual Kardashian family Christmas card, and it’s just as weird as ever. There’s absolutely nothing about this picture that says ‘Christmas’ – no trees, no garland, nothing but old gossip magazines, dollar signs and Bruce‘s swimming awards in a case. I’m not sure what the point is of this David LaChappelle shoot, but it certainly isn’t anything to get you in the holiday spirit.
Up close photos (if you dare) are below:
December 2, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian is going to “honor” Bruce Jenner in her wedding to Kanye West…by asking him to walk her down the aisle. Just like he did when she married Kris Humphries. Even though Jenner wasn’t invited to her “surprise engagement.” Here’s more from TMZ:
Kim considers Bruce to be her dad, and she always planned on having him give her away …
Sources tell us as far as Kim is concerned … it doesn’t matter what Bruce’s relationship is with Kris … she would never consider excluding Bruce from such a position of honor.
… As TMZ first reported … Bruce was not invited to the surprise engagement — it’s still unclear whether Kanye or Kris made that decision — although it seems like it was Kris.
This nutty family! Hey, whatever makes her and Bruce happy. And then Kanye. And then, very far down the list, after all the sisters, cousins, family friends, caterers, and valet people, Kris.
October 26, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Whichever Kardashian leaked this gossip (Kris), well done. I salute you. This is just ridiculous. I love it. Star magazine is reporting the real reason Kris wants to divorce Bruce Jenner is because he wants to be a woman. Maybe Bruce really does want to be female. It seems unlikely. It seems like there is a whole sea of straws someone is grasping at here. Please enjoy these glorious details from Star:
“Bruce has a feminine side,” our source reveals. “He likes growing his hair out, likes getting manicures and pedicures and won’t leave his house without his diamond earrings. And he’s obsessed with plucking his eyebrows!”
To Star readers, the 63-year-old’s feminine qualities are no surprise. Two years ago, we first reported his fetish with cross-dressing, and now, more sources are coming forward that echo our original report — including details about how he “borrowed” stepdaughter Kim Kardashian’s lingerie!
“Kris has told Bruce that she will reveal his secret if he doesn’t go along with her plans about their split or their show,” the insider adds.
Let’s say this source is telling the truth. These rumors have been around before. Maybe he just likes wearing womens’ clothing. It doesn’t mean he wants to be a woman. He should definitely get his own lingerie though. Jesus, Bruce. Anyway, whether any of this is true or false, my verdict is the same: poor dude. Did he have any idea what he was getting into all those years ago? …did any of us?