It’s time for the annual Kardashian family Christmas card, and it’s just as weird as ever. There’s absolutely nothing about this picture that says ‘Christmas’ – no trees, no garland, nothing but old gossip magazines, dollar signs and Bruce‘s swimming awards in a case. I’m not sure what the point is of this David LaChappelle shoot, but it certainly isn’t anything to get you in the holiday spirit.
Up close photos (if you dare) are below:
December 2, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian is going to “honor” Bruce Jenner in her wedding to Kanye West…by asking him to walk her down the aisle. Just like he did when she married Kris Humphries. Even though Jenner wasn’t invited to her “surprise engagement.” Here’s more from TMZ:
Kim considers Bruce to be her dad, and she always planned on having him give her away …
Sources tell us as far as Kim is concerned … it doesn’t matter what Bruce’s relationship is with Kris … she would never consider excluding Bruce from such a position of honor.
… As TMZ first reported … Bruce was not invited to the surprise engagement — it’s still unclear whether Kanye or Kris made that decision — although it seems like it was Kris.
This nutty family! Hey, whatever makes her and Bruce happy. And then Kanye. And then, very far down the list, after all the sisters, cousins, family friends, caterers, and valet people, Kris.
October 26, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Whichever Kardashian leaked this gossip (Kris), well done. I salute you. This is just ridiculous. I love it. Star magazine is reporting the real reason Kris wants to divorce Bruce Jenner is because he wants to be a woman. Maybe Bruce really does want to be female. It seems unlikely. It seems like there is a whole sea of straws someone is grasping at here. Please enjoy these glorious details from Star:
“Bruce has a feminine side,” our source reveals. “He likes growing his hair out, likes getting manicures and pedicures and won’t leave his house without his diamond earrings. And he’s obsessed with plucking his eyebrows!”
To Star readers, the 63-year-old’s feminine qualities are no surprise. Two years ago, we first reported his fetish with cross-dressing, and now, more sources are coming forward that echo our original report — including details about how he “borrowed” stepdaughter Kim Kardashian’s lingerie!
“Kris has told Bruce that she will reveal his secret if he doesn’t go along with her plans about their split or their show,” the insider adds.
Let’s say this source is telling the truth. These rumors have been around before. Maybe he just likes wearing womens’ clothing. It doesn’t mean he wants to be a woman. He should definitely get his own lingerie though. Jesus, Bruce. Anyway, whether any of this is true or false, my verdict is the same: poor dude. Did he have any idea what he was getting into all those years ago? …did any of us?
October 16, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Kris and Bruce Jenner are separated, and who could have ever seen this coming, what with the report we gave on Khloe talking about them sleeping in separate quarters, and on national TV! NO ONE could have seen this coming. And yet, even though they’re apart, they’re very happy. You guys, this is some hardcore romantic shit here. See for yourselves, from E Online:
We are living separately and we are much happier this way,” the pair exclusively tell E! News. ”But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority.”
LOL “as always”, right. If by “family”, you mean business, then of course, everything is “as always,” Kris. Let’s hope your talk show is going stronger than your marriage.
October 9, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Lots of rumours have been swirling around about the possibility of Bruce Jenner having skin cancer. Well, he does – he confirmed it himself, adding that he recently had 30 stitches after cancerous tissue was removed from his nose. Damn, that’s pretty intense surgery.
Here’s what he told E! Online:
“I was diagnosed with…Basal cell carcinoma and have undergone Mohs surgery to remove it,” the Keeping Up With the Kardashians patriarch exclusively tells E! News. “I have been struggling with this for several years and appreciate all of the support and prayers while I continue to fight the battle against skin cancer.”
E! News learned that Jenner had surgery last week to remove skin cancer from his nose. The 63-year-old Olympian had caused some concern when he stepped out in Calabasas, Calif, on Tuesday, Sept. 17, with a heavily bandaged nose.
The surgery, part of an ongoing treatment, is said to have went well and it is actually the second procedure Jenner has undergone this year, the previous one being on his cheek to remove a cancerous lesion.
Jenner, who loves the outdoors, himself added, “This has taught me to be extra vigilant when out in the sun and I encourage others to get regular checkups and always wear sunscreen.”
Yeah, the sun is no joke, people (someone clue in Gwyneth Paltrow) – it’s important to wear sunscreen, even if it seems like it’s not all that sunny outside. Apparently Bruce’s prognosis is pretty good and he’s recovering well. Thankfully, skin cancer is one of those things that can be treated, but it doesn’t make it any less scary or potentially dangerous.
September 21, 2013 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
Khloe Kardashian let it leak last week that Kris and Bruce Jenner are totally living in separate houses, leading some to believe their marriage might be coming to an end in the near future. While Khloe thinks it’s a bit weird for a married couple to need entirely different living spaces, she insisted that nothing is wrong with the relationship and they’re not having problems or anything. Yeah, okay.
Anyhow, now Kendall Jenner has felt the need to come out and protest the naysayers, calling it “just stupid” that people would assume a married couple who can’t bear to live in the same house – even when it’s a f-cking mansion with plenty of rooms where they can get away from one another – are headed for divorce court.
From The New York Times:
Bruce and Kris Jenner, married since 1991, are the subject of tabloid divorce rumors in part fueled by a story line on the show. On last week’s season premiere, Ms. Jenner appeared briefly to discuss the state of her parents’ marriage.
In the suite, in a rare unrehearsed moment, she said of the divorce rumor, “It’s just stupid; that’s not true.”
(Her mother, who famously manages her children’s careers, was not in the room.)
“I don’t feel anything about it,” Ms. Jenner said. “It doesn’t hurt me. It’s not something that gets to me. I know the truth. I live with my parents, and I know what’s going on ——”
Her publicist made a surreptitious cutting motion with her hand.
Why’s the publicist gotta be all hush hush about it if there’s nothing to hide? Maybe we need to check the PRISM documents on this family, eh? LOLZ.
Listen, Kris and Bruce probably won’t get divorced simply because it would ruin their ~precious family~ aura that they think they put out (but totally don’t). However, the fact that they’ve got different houses just goes to show that they see each other even less than they did before, and it’ll probably stay that way. Separate in every way but on paper. Sounds like a blast.