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Kris Jenner officially files for divorce from Bruce

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Kris Jenner and Bruce split a little over a year ago, but there were rumours of a reconciliation somewhere in there. However, it looks like that’s not going to happen, since Kris officially filed for divorce from Bruce this week. I am unsure how to feel for Bruce – relieved because he got away from that She-Devil, or bad for how awfully he was treated throughout their marriage. I suppose really, I don’t feel either because I don’t know them and don’t really care. C’est la vie!

From TMZ:

Kris filed pro per — meaning NO LAWYER. Our sources say this was all orchestrated. Bruce Jenner‘s response is about to be filed at the L.A. County Courthouse.

She cites the standard “irreconcilable differences” as grounds for the divorce.

Everything has been worked out with their business managers … our sources say. There was NO PRENUP and they have already agreed to a property split.

Neither party will get spousal support. As for Kylie — who is 17 — they have joint custody.

Bruce, Kris and their managers worked out the deal over the last few months.

Well, that’s that, I suppose. Now Kris can desperately cling to her youth in peace and maybe even change her last name back to Kardashian, just like she’s wanted to do for the past 10 years, in an attempt to siphon off her kids’ fame. Bruce can grow old in peace and perhaps save what’s left of his hair after having lived with Kris for nearly three decades. Everyone’s happy! (The split is apparently “extremely amicable” – I bet!)

Bruce Jenner is addicted to wearing Spanx

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Bruce Jenner has been plagued with rumours that he’s in the process of transitioning into being a woman, and whether or not it’s true, it’s a shame that he can’t just work shit out in peace. The latest “story” claims that Bruce is obsessed with remaining super svelte – so obsessed that he is addicted to wearing Spanx to maintain his figure.

From OK Magazine (via RealityTVWorld):

“He started wearing them under his suits on the red carpet, and he loved the results so much that now he wears them all the time,” an insider told the publication, adding that Jenner is upset his estranged wife Kris Jenner recently shared his secret with the couple’s daughters Kendall and Kylie.

“The girls haven’t stopped laughing, and Bruce was furious that Kris revealed something so private, especially with all the cross-dressing rumors,” the source continued. “He insists the Spanx¨are just to hide his belly — not an excuse to wear women’s underwear.”

While it’s unclear whether Jenner has been using women’s or men’s Spanx, the reality star has been linked in the past to speculation that he wishes to have a more feminine look.

Listen, Spanx are the shit. They seriously make everyone look thinner, even if you’re already thin. For those of us that aren’t naturally stick figures, it just holds things in place a little better.  I ain’t mad at him for this. Do you, Bruce.

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What’s going on with Bruce Jenner’s hair?

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Bruce Jenner has become a bit of a law unto himself since splitting from Kris Jenner late last year. We don’t particularly hear much about what he’s up to on a day-to-day basis (besides apparently wanting to become a woman), which is probably how he likes it. However, one curious thing has been brought to our attention: this awful hair. What’s going on, Bruce? You’re rich! You can afford smoothing serum. What’s happening here?

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Kris Jenner blames “pranksters” for sabotaging her family

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Ooookay, wait just a rootin’ tootin’ second here. Kris Jenner claims that there’s some band of “pranksters” out there who are purposely planting false information about the Kardashian/Jenner clan in the media in an effort to sabotage the family, apparently. If that’s not self-righteous enough for you, she thinks it’s someone in that prankster group that started the whole Kris Jenner sex tape “rumour”, as well.

From TMZ:

Sources close to Kris tell us, the matriarch is convinced she and the rest of the Kardashian family are the victims in an elaborate prank plot — and she believes the people behind it are the same people who spread rumors she was in a sex tape.

We’re told the group is responsible for a string of pranks against the family — planting bogus stories about the sex tape, Kris dating a rapper, Kim’s wedding, Rob Kardashian in rehab, and more.

Even crazier … Kris believes one of the pranksters has been impersonating her to a tee, booking fake photoshoots and fancy restaurant reservations around the country.

We’re told the group booked a Kardashian reservation at every Nobu in America last week — and Kris only found out when her phone rang off the hook with requests to confirm. We’re told Kris has now given her favorite restaurants code words to verify Kardashian reservations from here out.

I mean… I guess it’s possible or something? I know people have a lot of spare time on their hands and do stupid shit, but creating fake restaurant reservations? What would be the point, honestly? Also, in re: the sex tape, she wouldn’t have been so worked up about it/continued talking about it if it didn’t exist. How can someone blackmail you over something they don’t have? Think about it, Kris – you’re your own worst “prankster”.

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Are Kris Jenner and Bruce back together?

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Kris Jenner and Bruce decided to separate and end their marriage in October 2013, but they’ve been filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians in Thailand together and as they arrived back at LAX yesterday, it seemed they were… maybe reunited?

I mean, look – there’s not a damn thing that’s romantic about this picture – look at how they’re holding hands! I don’t think there’s any use speculating on a reunion between the two of them, but I guess anything’s possible?

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Bruce Jenner To Get Very Unusual Plastic Surgery

Bruce Jenner is getting some unusual plastic surgery. He’s getting a Laryngeal Shave — basically, he’s going to smooth down his Adam’s Apple. This will surely throw more fuel to the fire that he secretly wants to be a woman. He told TMZ about the procedure and why he’s getting it. From TMZ:

[...] He says he initially went to the plastic surgeon because the basal cell carcinoma that was removed from his nose in September left a large scar that didn’t heal well. He wanted plastic surgery for his nose, and says while he was there he consulted the doc on the Laryngeal Shave.

[...] He says, “I just never liked my trachea.”

I never thought of an Adam’s Apple/trachea as a point of discontent with anyone. I guess everyone’s got their insecurities about something. He’s probably doing all this now so he can be healed in time for Kim’s wedding.

I gotta ask — any guys here (or ladies!) ever thought about changing their Adam’s Apple? Is this more common than it seems?

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