Wow. I’m off the grid for a whole four days, and LeAnn Rimes decides to go all buck-wild with that crazy cleavage of hers. I’m starting to think she rivals Audrina Patridge for the most Awkward Cleavage in Hollywood, and that’s quite some feat, guys.
LeAnn here was photographed at some blah-blah-blah event this past weekend, where she wore this dress and rocked that cleavage. If you can use the word “rock,” though I kind of think it’s appropriate in its own way. Her two tits kind of look like rocks, and the massive, uneven crevice that runs between them quite reminds me of something that a great river, much like the Colorado, would cut between two gritty, stone-faced mountainous peaks.
And since we’re on the topic of awkward cleavage (no, I’m not going to horrify you with quips about how nuts my ‘cleavage’ is going right now), let’s talk about those awkward Hollywood titties, shall we? LeAnn here is definitely taking the number one slot, but wait – there’s more.
Like I said, there’s Audrina Patridge. Check these things out:
Oh! And Tara Reid. She’s got some pretty wonky boobs, too:
And how could we forget darling Tori Spelling?:
Then, of course, you have the boobs that were augmented, like, forty years ago. This might be one of the first boob jobs to ever occur! Can you say ‘Sharon Stone’? What the hell happened there?:
Finally, there’s Victoria Beckham, who looks like she has grapefruit halves stuck underneath her already-protruding ribcage. Awesome:
Welcome to the club, LeAnn! Your peers are grateful that you’re in, because woo! Who do you guys think owns the strangest knockers in all of Hollywood?