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LeAnn Rimes Actually Looks Good Here

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I know. It really, really pains me to say that, especially coming so quickly after a “Christina Aguilera, what the hell are you thinking, girl” kind of post, but maybe that’s precisely why LeAnn is like a sight for sore eyes here. Christina practically seared off the first layer of my retinas, and though LeAnn is a total twat, she looks pretty here and it’s kind of refreshing to see someone who doesn’t have six inches of pancake makeup pasted on.

I mean, yeah, she’s still too skinny, and there’s a whole lot of white going on in this photo, and girl really, really needs to stay out of the sun for more than ten minutes at a time, but she looks pretty decent here. There isn’t much else going on for the lady these days, other than doing her normal hanging-out-in-a-bikini thing, so we’re going to go ahead and throw a dog a bone, now, alright? Can we just indulge her for a second today? It’s not like she’s out shooting guns at targets shaped like Brandi Glanville anymore, so we can thank our lucky stars for small favors.

Oy vey.

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  • She doesn’t look pretty in these photos. She still looks like Howdy Dowdy. Leann only appears to “look” good/pretty because she is wearing the hat to hide her face. She posted a photo to twitpic later that same day and she still looks horrible. Leann is wearing 6 inches of pancake makeup at this red carpet event, that’s why her face is so shiny. It also looks like she has been having things done to her face, probably to look more like Eddie’s ex-wife.

    Leann tries WAY TOO HARD to look and be like Eddie’s ex-wife. Why would she need to do that if all is well in her relationship with Eddie? Of course Leann is wearing a lot of white and is tanning more than usual, Eddie’s ex-wife writes for a fashion blog and can you guess what were the topics of her latest blog? Wearing white. Tanning. Leann should just hire Eddie’s ex-wife to be her stylist since she copies everything she does and wear.

    Leann wasn’t shooting guns at targets this week because she had “better” things to do? Like tweeting up a storm about Brandi’s son’s birthday. And babysitting Eddie at his own son’s birthday party for fear that he might try to hook up with Brandi and other women. Leann even went so far as to call herself the mother of Brandi’s son too.

    • Leann lives her life very publicly and she has been documented numerous times copying Eddie’s ex-wife(from her tweets, right down to her shoes), so it’s not PASSIONATE insider information. It’s very public information.

  • This chick passed “pretty” a looooong way back. She is the absolute epitome of the over-tanned cougar who drinks too many vodka tonics, subscribes to Cosmo and actually follows their advice, and hits on the bartender at TGIF…..and has REALLY JACKED UP FEET!!!!

  • I suppose I should have been more precise in my phrasing: ‘holy crap! You seem very PASSIONATE and INVOLVED for someone reading a casual blog about an F list celebrity.’ I am surprised that anyone not directly involved would show so much interest and fervor over Leann Rines and her relationships. I just wanted to make fun of her squinty eyes; now I get to be uncomfortable because I have obviously offended someone VERY SERIOUS about LEANN RIMES BLOG posts. Yes, the information may be VERY PUBLIC as you claim, but who in their right mind, with any sense would care?

    • Don’t be concerned, Penny. There are some very rabid commentators on that whole debacle. Sometimes they are the lone commenter for several yards of comment thread, adding to a conversation that they are having all by themselves. I’ve seen it at several different websites. You get the feeling that they are sitting in a smokey car, drinking stale coffee from a thermos, like an old-time P.I. :)

      • You’ve seen it on several different websites because you are the lone commenter for several yards of thread.

      • Um no, as you can see here I just answered Penny.
        I believe I know YOUR name on several different websites, and it’s not guest.

    • Who in their right mind, with any sense would care? Obviously YOU, since you have now dedicated, what is it now…TWO posts to writing about how you are not passionate or involved. If you were going to write about her eyes being squinty, you would have just done that. I love when posters like Penny show up to lecture others about how much interest that are showing on the topic, only to defeat their purpose by writing a post doing exactly what they are criticizing others for. If you weren’t VERY SERIUOS about LEANN RIMES BLOG, you most certainly wouldn’t even be worried about what I posted, now would you?

      • “Guest”, there is something wrong with you. You can try to deflect it on to other people, but it’s still about you.
        Penny was just commenting again because you made her feel uncomfortable, something you do everywhere you go.

  • Rines? Rimes? I don’t know which is the correct spelling…I do know that we should all laugh at her crazy ass facial expressions and be glad that we don’t look like someone smashed our face between a vise.

    • With all due respect, DeeDee & Emily, I like my post the best! Now, back to “The War of the Trolls.”

      • My apologies, I didn’t see it for the beginnings of the Troll War! But your description was incredibly accurate as well, especially the Cosmo bit. Oh, LeAnn, what a wacky woman!

  • The shoes with that outfit bother me and make me feel like she will always look trashy. The shoes with a dress would look okay but really with that outfit, some nice flat sandals would have been a lot nicer.

  • @CranAppleSnapple

    That’s odd, so then by your very own logic, you should have never even made a response to Penny because as everyone can clearly see her response was to me, not you. So why is it okay for you to respond to Penny who wasn’t even talking to you, yet it’s not okay for me to respond to you, pointing out that you don’t have any room to criticize anyone since you are guilty of the very same thing you are trying to criticize someone else on(ie-rabid commentor and lone commentor in threads).

    I believe I know YOUR name(s) on several different websites, and it’s not guest. How interesting, that this thread is about Leann Rimes, and yet all Penny and CranAppleSnapple want to do is troll. Something CranAppleSnapple probably does everywhere she goes. So just look for a randomn poster who likes to lecture others!

    First of all, you do realize that Penny was being sarcastic about being uncomfortable, right? Secondly you do understand the hypocrisy of Penny’s posts and why her posts defeats her own argument? Of course you don’t, you made the post @11:08 knowing that you were guilty of all those things you tried to criticize others for.

  • @Cranapplesnapple, there is something wrong with you. You can try to deflect it on to other people, but it’s still about you.
    Why would you make a post like 11:08 when you are on these MANY websites doing the very same thing you are writing about? And then when called out on your hypocrisy, you tell me that you weren’t even talking me, despite the fact that the person you wrote that response to wasn’t even talking to you? And acting like the victim because someone dared to question you. Don’t you have to go and make posts as the lone commentor on one of those many sites you visit?

  • Good LORD.
    No actually I have never been a troll, anywhere. And I don’t rant for pages like you.
    You are insane.

    • And yet according to the TWO posts that you made earlier in this thread, you flat out state that you are on MANY/SEVERAL websites. If you don’t rant for pages, why are there now FIVE posts that prove otherwise? Insane was the post you made at 11:08. If you are not a troll, then why did you even bother to make a post like the one at 11:08?

    • You might not want to start your posts off with “Good LORD” because people might get the impression that you are stalking a particular BB who likes to use that phrase when she tweets! That’s just so creepy how you even capatilized LORD the very same way that the particular BB did. The only thing you didn’t copy were the exclamation points.

  • And I have only ever had actual conversations back and forth with people. I have never been one to fill in pages of updates of everything LeAnn Rimes does, completely alone like you.
    I have SEEN it at websites, because I read.
    I think you need to calm down.
    I answered Penny because I’m nice, and she seemed upset. You aren’t nice, and all you ever do is rant angrily about LeAnn Rimes. You should ask yourself why you do it.

    • Not according to the post you made at 11:08. You aren’t nice, and all you ever do is rant angrily about anyone who doesn’t write nice things about LeAnn Rimes. You should ask yourself why you do it. Of course you have SEEN it at websites, by your very own admission you are on MANY/SEVERAL sites, right?

      But Penny wasn’t upset. If you can’t understand that she was being sarcastic, then you have even bigger problems than I thought. You commented to Penny because as usual, you were trolling. Your plan backfired because someone dared to point out that you are guilty of the things you wrote in your post. No matter what excuse you use, based on your own logic, you weren’t supposed to make any comments to Penny because she wasn’t talking to you.

      Perhaps you should calm down. Surely you had to foresee that someone was going to call you out on your hypocrisy. You made a post about how people are lone commentors when you are quite often the lone commentor on those MANY sites that you visit.

    • Since you are on this site acting like this, there is no way that you are on those other websites just SEEING because you read.

  • Fuuuuuuck who cares, isn’t the purpose of this page just to comment on generally light-hearted posts, not harp on about other peoples comments on other peoples websites, chill the fuck out. “Looks like a hipster Asian grandmother at Disney world” = win.

    • Hey, STFU! Who knows what’s going to happen here? So much drama, so many thrills…”Will Cranapplesnapple resolve her differences with guest? Will Penny ever find true love? Tune in tomorrow for the the next episode of Evil Beet Rots and find out how this PASSIONATE encounter turns out!