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Frances Bean Cobain and Her Boyfriend Don’t Have the Crazy, Unstable Relationship That Her Parents Did, Whee!

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I’ll tell you, if you told me this in my waking hours early, early this morning, I would have laughed you out of my bedroom (and what the hell are you doing in my bedroom anyway?). I would have said, “Yeah, sure. And Beyonce Knowles has pregnancy stretch marks, haw haw guffaw.” But folks, if I was so quick to negate the headline and go solely by my knee-jerk reaction, I’d be wrong. Wrong and surprised, which is where I’m at right about now, and those two things aren’t great things to fathom so early in the day.

This is what Isaiah Silva, Frances Bean Cobain‘s fiancee, had to say to People magazine:

“We’re each other’s everything,” Silva, 26, tells PEOPLE about Cobain, 19, and himself. “We’re homebodies. We don’t go out to clubs so you won’t find us stumbling out of them with Lindsay Lohan. We stay at home, read books and watch Arrested Development.”

HELL YES on the Lindsay Lohan slam. Too cool. Here’s one of Isaiah’s bandmates, Mark Kuchel, also saying that the couple is totally introverted:

“They’re quiet and shy. They’re a great couple. Frances comes to most of our shows that she can get into.”

Isaiah also claims that he loves how strong of a woman the nineteen-year-old Frances is:

“I love strong, opinionated, intelligent women,” says Silva, who spent the first 18 years of his life in the Fullerton Assembly of God group, a faction focused on strict Christian values and the second coming of Christ. “Women in the [group] were totally oppressed, but I am very pro-woman.”

So, OK. Some might say a little unhealthy, maybe, yes. Honestly, “we’re each other’s everything”? God. I remember being like that when I was nineteen with this douchebag that I should never even considered looking at, let alone briefly living with. Hell’s bells. But staying home, reading books, watching Arrested Development? Alright. Redemption. So maybe they’re not a codependent virus that is slowly self-destructing and ending in a murder-suicide. That’s really great. That’s already a step above what happened with Courtney and Kurt, except for that Courtney didn’t have the courtesy to off herself after she disposed of Kurt.

I like these two, I honestly do. I think they both seem introspective and intelligent and they definitely make an attractive couple. Even though they’re still kind of young-ish, I wish them all the best. And as long as mom doesn’t weave herself into their lives like a coiled-up serpent with acid-coated skin, they’ll probably pan out alright. Isn’t that the best thing we can really pray for when it comes to something that ultimately emerged from Courtney Love’s vagina and is living its own life?

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  • they are too cute… but yes, the being each other’s everything is a hard lesson they will one day (probably) have to learn….

    I hope that being each other’s everything doesn’t mean that she is sacrificing her talents to support his.

  • The Bean has dropped about 30 lbs in the last year or so. That doesn’t seem so healthy. And I am looking sideways at a 26 yr old cute guy in a not famous band who just happens to be ever so in love with the plain Jane daughter of a very famous dead musician. Yeah, they’re so shy, he’s giving interviews to People magazine. Poor little Bean.

    • EXACTLY! This guy is sooooo obviously in love with…. KURT. He is trying to look exactly like Kurt and dresses just like Kurt did. I see Frances as his little NIRVANA trophy.period. He hit the moneyball with this one! can we all say “DAddy issues” I knew that you could!

  • Bean still looks plain even after weight loss and all the plastic surgery, this Silva guy sounds like a flake, I don’t see this relationship going very far

  • zen, 30 lbs in a year? that is super healthy! if she lost them in a month or so i would agree, but a year? that’s a long time

  • that picture says it all. she’s staring at him all googly eyed and he’s mugging for the camera. and i agree. being each other’s everything is never a good thing.

  • I’m pretty sure no-one really gives a shit what you think about their relationship, it’s completely irrelevant.

  • I’m not going to sit here and judge a relationship, but 18 is a very young age to make such a commitment. Plus, his name gets out there if he’s dating the grunge princess. I hope Frances B. stays happy and healthy, she’s had a tough little life.

  • Pfffft. I’ve been with my husband for 20 years. My sister and I had one totally FUBAR homelife, and when I met him, I hung on. He’s decent, kind, smart and most importantly, loves me as much as I love him. Just because you get together young and want some security after leaving a fucking awful home life doesn’t mean it won’t work out.

  • good for frances for doing her own thing WITHOUT Courtney. I didn’t think the kid had a fighting chance.

  • I couldn’t tell which was Frances Bean. They are both beautiful but on the small linked picture, it was difficult to discern! :o)

  • I think she is very pretty…nice to see the kid of famous people not all coked out and whored up. Her mom could learn a lesson from her…

  • Sarah, you should have the courtesy to off yourself.
    You’re too ugly to date, and no man will ever touch you while hammered. This shitty blog is all you have in life, like a crazy bitch and her cats.
    Fuck off you carrot faced whore.

    • Sarah,that’s totally nasty to say Courtney should have offed herself,along with the oh-so-predictable she killed Kurt crap.

  • The Bean is NOT plain at all. She’s got a very striking, beautiful face. Far from generic, she’s a unique beauty!

  • Wow,the ‘author’ is a cunt,with her whole Courtney should off herself garbage. Way to stay classy,white trash. Way to stay classy.