Settle in, everyone. Maybe grab a glass of wine, let your hair down, and slip into something more comfortable, because Courtney Love is about to regale us with the beautiful tale of the greatest romance of the twentieth century:

The first time Kurt and I slept together was at a Days Inn in Chicago. We were having our first postcoital moment, and we’re watching MTV and the video ["Smells Like Teen Spirit"] came on. I pulled away from him, because it was his video, his moment, he was the king of the f*cking world, and he put his arm around me and pulled me closer. Which was symbolic, like, “I’m letting you into my life.” That really endeared him to me. The next time I saw the video with him was at the Omni Northstar Hotel in Minneapolis. I’d flown there to f*ck Billy Corgan, who still had lots of hair. I didn’t even know Nirvana were playing that night. Kurt and I wound up at the Northstar, and our daughter, Frances, was basically made that night. “Smells Like Teen Spirit” was on MTV every five f*cking minutes.

So sweet, right? Did that story give you goosebumps too? My favorite was the part where they conceived Frances on the night that Courtney flew in to sex up Billy Corgan. What was yours?

Courtney Love, the woman who will not stop giving golden quotes, has done it again, and this time it’s on the topic of her late husand, Kurt Cobain.  Or more specifically, his penis.

“Kurt had more presence and more beauty than Brad Pitt – who wanted to play Kurt, by the way. He was a leader, he was strong, in fact he was well fucking hung, if you really want to know.

I know that there are a ton of people who will hear this and then cry while masturbating, and that’s who this is for.  Kurt was packing, ladies and gentlemen.  Let that little tidbit of good news carry you through the evening and into your Friday.  God bless.

So this past Tuesday was the 17th death anniversary of Nirvana’s Kurt Cobain, and for me, it kind of passed without much notice. My husband is a hardcore Nirvana fan and I am not (sometimes I wonder what I see in him at all – I’m totally kidding, he’s really great in bed), and we were talking yesterday about how fucking old we both felt knowing that Kurt Cobain was made to eat a gun almost two decades ago. Old, right? OLD.

Anyway, 30 Seconds to Mars’ Jared Leto (or if you remember Kurt Cobain’s ‘suicide,’ My So-Called Life‘s Jared Leto) did some kind of pseudo-audition tape for a Kurt Cobain biopic that he’s hoping will be made so he could star in it. This? Was the result. I actually thought it was pretty good.

What do you guys think of Leto as Cobain? I mean, I always thought Jared was a pretty OK actor, and really, who would do nineties-grunge better than Jordan Catalano (aside from Kurt Cobain, but guys? He’s dead). Love it? Hate it? Are you still crying about Cobain today?

We knew it was only a matter of time until we saw some sort of creative effort from the daughter of Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain. Frances, under the name “Fiddle Tim” recently held an exhibition of her sketches called “Scumfuck”.

While I personally don’t find the above drawing to be much more than an advanced notebook doodle, Frances’ work is being praised by critics and family members alike. Her mother said on Twitter, “I adore my daughter and miss her. But that scumfuck stuff is cool.” Well, alright.

What do you think of Frances’ art? Do you think it shows potential or are you also wondering when we’ll be allowed to stop pretending like we care?