8Frances Bean Cobain Slams Kendall Jenner On Twitter — Did She Go Too Far?

Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love‘s kid, Frances Bean Cobain, is 20 years-old now (!!!!!!!87328!W276e###!2/mind exploding). She’s very outspoken and she took the time to slam Kendall Jenner, Miss. Non-Kardashian. Miss Jenner tweeted,

Just wish things could be easier sometimes mann

To which Miss Cobain responded on twitter,

oh shh. There are kids on earth abandoned&homeless who forcibly drink contaminated water because clean water isn’t accessible

and then,

oh ya, not to mention, CANCER, famine, poverty, draught, disease, natural disasters, Death. Fuck, Humans are so self involved

See, I was with Miss Frances Bean Cobain right up until her second response, because saying “humans are so self involved” in a twitter attack on Kendall Jenner seems kind of self involved to me. It’s the “high and mightiness” of it all, even if her point is a good one. But yeah, everyone hates a Kardashian, even one who isn’t, and seriously, Kendall Jenner has never had to want for anything. I just really wished Angry Beans stopped before she added that she’d,

rather be a scumbag than a f-cking idiot. Praise high IQ’s, good taste & awareness about the state of the world

and,

I’d like to thank my parents for providing me with a high IQ & I’d like to thank my grams for encouraging me not to be a self absorbed idiot.

Like, come on, you’re 20. Sit down, chill out, and don’t humblebrag about your “high IQ” and your parents.

But if forced to choose a side, I’ll go with Angry Beans.

Thanks to Huffington Post for chronicling this.

May 22, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

2Courtney Love And Frances Bean’s Touching Holiday Exchange

As we all know, Courtney Love is way embarrassing. She’s embarrassing to herself, and she’s especially embarrassing to her poor daughter, Frances Bean. For instance, remember that time earlier this year that Courtney accused Dave Grohl of trying to seduce Frances Bean on Twitter, and the poor girl just suggested that she be banned from the internet?

Well, even with all those hard, awkward times, it looks like Frances and Courtney can still reach into their hearts to share the holiday cheer. Here’s something that Courtney tweeted yesterday:

And Frances Bean’s loving response:

And Courtney’s reaction:

Now didn’t that just warm your heart?

December 26, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Emily

3Frances Bean Thinks Courtney Love Should Be Banned from Twitter

Poor Frances Bean. It must be tough having the world’s most embarrassing mom, right? I mean, my mom can be sort of embarrassing at times (like the time she insisted on talking “like the cool kids” in front of all of my friends in high school, or the time that she showed up at my house at college wearing some of my old clothes from high school and shouting “look, girls, I’m stylin’!” to my housemates, bless her heart), but nothing on this level. Hundreds of people, possibly even thousands, have probably heard at least a story or two about how crazy Courtney Love can be, especially when it comes to little Frances.

Take the latest Courtney news for example: remember yesterday how Courtney Love was all over Twitter, talking about Dave Grohl creeping on Frances? Totally embarrassing. Luckily for Frances, she managed to remain calm enough to make a statement about the situation, and it didn’t even involve a “GOD, MOM!”

From TMZ:

Courtney Love is a delusional LIAR who should be banned from Twitter forever … this according to her biological daughter Frances Bean Cobain.

Frances Bean has just issued a statement in response to Love’s allegations that former Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl hit on Frances during a recent encounter … and it’s clear, there’s still a rift in the family.

Frances Bean states, “While I’m generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way.”

She adds, “I’m in a monogamous relationship and very happy. Twitter should ban my mother.”

Grohl has also denied Love’s accusations — saying, “Unfortunately Courtney is on another hateful twitter rant. These new accusations are upsetting, offensive and absolutely untrue.”

Can Twitter actually ban users for just being psychotic? If so, why hasn’t Courtney been banned ages ago?

April 13, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily

24Frances Bean Cobain and Her Boyfriend Don’t Have the Crazy, Unstable Relationship That Her Parents Did, Whee!

I’ll tell you, if you told me this in my waking hours early, early this morning, I would have laughed you out of my bedroom (and what the hell are you doing in my bedroom anyway?). I would have said, “Yeah, sure. And Beyonce Knowles has pregnancy stretch marks, haw haw guffaw.” But folks, if I was so quick to negate the headline and go solely by my knee-jerk reaction, I’d be wrong. Wrong and surprised, which is where I’m at right about now, and those two things aren’t great things to fathom so early in the day.

This is what Isaiah Silva, Frances Bean Cobain‘s fiancee, had to say to People magazine:

“We’re each other’s everything,” Silva, 26, tells PEOPLE about Cobain, 19, and himself. “We’re homebodies. We don’t go out to clubs so you won’t find us stumbling out of them with Lindsay Lohan. We stay at home, read books and watch Arrested Development.”

HELL YES on the Lindsay Lohan slam. Too cool. Here’s one of Isaiah’s bandmates, Mark Kuchel, also saying that the couple is totally introverted:

“They’re quiet and shy. They’re a great couple. Frances comes to most of our shows that she can get into.”

Isaiah also claims that he loves how strong of a woman the nineteen-year-old Frances is:

“I love strong, opinionated, intelligent women,” says Silva, who spent the first 18 years of his life in the Fullerton Assembly of God group, a faction focused on strict Christian values and the second coming of Christ. “Women in the [group] were totally oppressed, but I am very pro-woman.”

So, OK. Some might say a little unhealthy, maybe, yes. Honestly, “we’re each other’s everything”? God. I remember being like that when I was nineteen with this douchebag that I should never even considered looking at, let alone briefly living with. Hell’s bells. But staying home, reading books, watching Arrested Development? Alright. Redemption. So maybe they’re not a codependent virus that is slowly self-destructing and ending in a murder-suicide. That’s really great. That’s already a step above what happened with Courtney and Kurt, except for that Courtney didn’t have the courtesy to off herself after she disposed of Kurt.

I like these two, I honestly do. I think they both seem introspective and intelligent and they definitely make an attractive couple. Even though they’re still kind of young-ish, I wish them all the best. And as long as mom doesn’t weave herself into their lives like a coiled-up serpent with acid-coated skin, they’ll probably pan out alright. Isn’t that the best thing we can really pray for when it comes to something that ultimately emerged from Courtney Love’s vagina and is living its own life?

January 4, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah

5This is the Guy Frances Bean Cobain Might be Marrying

Look familiar to any of you guys? His name is Isaiah Silva, and he’s the lead singer of a band (naturally) called The Rambles. And apparently, he and Frances Bean are engaged to be married.

But that’s not why I asked you if this guy looks familiar – I’d never heard of him, either. This is why:

So, let’s recap: Frances Bean Cobain, who’s hot, is engaged to Isaiah Silva, who looks just like her late dad. Does anyone else find that as eerie as I do?

October 28, 2011 at 4:30 am by Sarah

20Well Hello, Frances Bean Cobain.

If this girl gets any more gorgeous, I just don’t know what I’m going to do with myself. I wasn’t a Nirvana fan growing up, and the mere thought of Courtney Love makes me want to throw up in my mouth COMPLETELY, so to begin deeply admiring the offspring of the grossest woman in Hollywood and the man that she probably murdered sort of freaks me out a little bit.

These photos are the most recent that’ve emerged of Frances doing some kind of modeling shoot. And once again, I’m totally taken aback at how striking this young girl is, and I think – as long as she doesn’t follow the road of her, um, mother – she’ll retain this mysterious, alluring image for quite some time. I’m curious to see what this chick’s going to end up doing with her life, aren’t you?

August 18, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah