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Dec 29, 2011 at 04:30 am by Sarah
Jeez, could this family be any creepier or dysfunctional? Somehow I don’t think so. You’ve got Ali Lohan, who is like this wannabe high fashion robot, Dina Lohan, who’s a trashier, low-class, budget Kris Jenner, a mystery sibling that looks like a serial killer, Lindsay with her bright red duck lips and white crack hair, and the “little” Lohan, who looks like he’s going to turn out to be a fratboy rapist.
Um, Happy Holidays?
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OMG…. LOL… Do you ever get threatened with law suits?
I choked on my coffee with that frat boy rapist line, hilarious!
I think the comments on the boys were uncalled for… They’re young and impressionable, why say that?
The “mystery” brother was actually the boy who accidentally went to the all girls camp in “Parent Trap”. I don’t know why I know these things…