Please try not to throw up in your morning coffee, but Lindsay Lohan‘s “younger” sister, Ali Lohan, apparently wants to become a country singer now. She’s done the...
Lindsay Lohan spent Valentine’s Day with her sister, Ali Lohan — and according to TMZ, who posted the photo above, a lot of booze. The two sisters spent the evening in NYC bar... Lindsay Lohan went to support her sister Ali who was modeling in Wendy Nichol’s “Saints of the Zodiac” fall fashion show. That was nice. However, she showed up in some... While tweeting away in rehab, Lindsay Lohan resolved not to move to New York City when she got out. That didn’t last long. I guess it’s better than living with her mom in Long... Oh guys. Just when we thought ‘Lohan Holiday’ was a thing of the past, we were treated to this extra-special photo of Lindsay and all of the Lohans, minus one adult Michael... Oh my God, guys, I can’t even. I seriously can’t stop laughing. I don’t know what’s worse—Ali Lohan (who does the majority of the singing on the track) trying... Woo, girl! You’s on fire! For real, if we took your arms and legs and snapped them in half, they’d make some bomb-ass …. kindling, anyway. It’d burn for about a... Ha! No, I’m totally kidding. I know we cover Lindsay a whole lot here on Evil Beet, but I’m not going to subject you to daily doses of her massively-overblown redheaded f-ckery... Imagine that! Lindsay Lohan’s little sister can fly! I mean, wouldn’t you fly if you knew that the same blood that pumped in Lindsay’s veins, pumped in yours, too... According to Merriam-Webster (some dictionary people and not non-legitimate word-definers like myself), a “guru” is “a teacher and especially intellectual guide in matters... DOOD. This just gets better and better, now, doesn’t it?
Ali and her “spider-like limbs”:
Sitting down for a chat, Aliana is polite, sweet and, for the first 20 minutes... Isn’t that a hoot? Ali says this about the public’s interest in her recent non-plastic surgery plastic surgery:
“I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that...
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