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Lindsay Lohan’s sister Ali wants to be the next Dolly Parton

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Please try not to throw up in your morning coffee, but Lindsay Lohan‘s “younger” sister, Ali Lohan, apparently wants to become a country singer now. She’s done the modeling thing (and the 5,000 cosmetic surgeries that come with it, apparently?) and now she’s ready to move on to music.

From TMZ:

We’re told Ali — who was last seen trying to launch a career as a NYC fashion model — has been writing songs and working with a singing coach.

We’re told Ali and mom Dina, went to Nashville last month to meet with producers and soak up the hillbilly vibe. She’s also learning to play different musical instruments.

Ali is not without success … she’s already snagged a $120K contract offer from one label — which also includes business roles for Dina … and Ali’s dad, Michael.   Couldn’t see that coming, right?

But Ali’s not committing … she thinks she can do even better so she’s meeting with other music execs.

Uh, what’s label’s this with, Crack Pipe Records? I’m sorry, but I just can’t with anyone in this family. Have Dina and Michael realized that the well has run dry with the older daughter, who will smoke and snort every penny she earns (if she ever even earns it), so they’ve had to move on to pimping out the younger one? Fuck off.

Also, Dolly Parton looks younger than Ali Lohan. Just saying.

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Lindsay Lohan Spent Valentine’s Day Bar Hopping

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Lindsay Lohan spent Valentine’s Day with her sister, Ali Lohan — and according to TMZ, who posted the photo above, a lot of booze. The two sisters spent the evening in NYC bar hopping.

Lindsay is famously sober now, so the question is, did she partake or was she merely visiting? Do you think she has the willpower to go to bars and not drink?

Since she made her sobriety so public, I think it’s a fair thing to question. Personality, I don’t think this girl is capable of changing. I think we’ve given her so many chances and so many opportunities to get it right, and even if she wasn’t drinking last night, she shouldn’t put herself at risk by going to bars.

What do you guys think?

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Lindsay WTF Are You Wearing?

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Lindsay Lohan went to support her sister Ali who was modeling in Wendy Nichol’s “Saints of the Zodiac” fall fashion show. That was nice. However, she showed up in some sort of Stevie Nicks Xanadu nightmare. Not as nice. Dude behind her definitely approves though.

The headband is so very Mischa! And here’s what Ali wore in the show:

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Hey, as long as Ali’s not doing this anymore, I support her career. As for Lohan, I guess she dressed in the theme? Except you’re not one of the models, dude. I don’t know, am I being too harsh? What do you think of Lindsay’s look?

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