Do you guys ever watch that Millionaire Matchmaker show? I’m not proud of this, but I’ve seen it a few times, and it has its entertaining moments. From what I’ve seen, pretty much every person who appears on that show is a total dick, including the Millionaire Matchmaker herself, Patti Stanger. But regardless of my own opinion, Patti was sweet enough to give some potential matches for a couple of kids from Glee, and I think it’s sweet enough to share with you.
First off, Patti came up with a perfect match for the adorable Chris Colfer, who plays the extremely fabulous Kurt:
“Maybe he should go for an older man,” Patti told us matter-of-factly. “I’m going to put him with Lance Bass because they can sing and dance together and he knows his way around the Bravo clubhouse.”
Ew, Patti. Ew. Lance Bass is 32 years old, while Chris is a 21-year-old who looks about 13. Gross, Patti.
But what about Lea Michele?
“For Lea Michelle, I’d go with Zac Efron because he can sing, dance and keep up with her.”
No, Patti! You match Lea up with Aston Kutcher like she wants, and don’t you ever wish that on Zac Efron. He’s an angel, Patti, and don’t you forget it.
Since Patti obviously failed so miserably, do you guys have any celebrity matches you think could work?
Lea Michelle and Zac Efron?! IS SHE TRYING TO KILL ME?! That’s even worse than Ryan Gosling and Eva!
This woman is out of her mind!
Leah Michele should be paired up with her one true love…herself.
Lea is way too fucking ugly for Zac Efron
If anyone is stupid enough to take this woman’s advice then shame on them. Her “success” rate is 1 match in 67.
This clip has to be at least 4 years old, because it’s a promo for season 2, and she just wrapped season 5.