Zac Efron is a hot mess. You would think if you so blatantly lie about something, you’d want to stop talking about it and forget it happened as soon as possible. Not Zac! He recently did an interview with The Hollywood Reporter in which he went into that fateful night in LA’s Skid Row, giving details that certainly never happened and claiming it was the scariest night of his life. LOL!

“I had a friend come pick me up late at night — we were looking for a place downtown to get a bite and catch up,” he says, without identifying the friend. “We were having trouble finding somewhere — a lot of places were closed — and the car ran out of gas off the 110. It was ridiculous. We had to pull over, and I called Uber.”

While waiting, “A homeless guy, or vagrant, tapped on the driver’s-side window. Before I knew it, he [the friend] was out of the car, and they started fighting. I saw that [the homeless man] was carrying some sort of a knife, or shank, and I got out of the car to disarm him. At some point, he dropped the knife, and I got hit pretty hard in the face — and almost instantly the police were there to break up the fight.” After that, the two friends went home. Efron calls it “the most terrifying moment in my life.”

Hahahahaha, okay, sure.  I mean, he is serious with this crap? That’s literally my only question when reading that.

Let’s all try and forget that and look at some pretty pictures: