Let’s take a look at what celebs were wearing this week and dub a “winner” for BEST, WORST, and WTF.
January 31, 2014 at 11:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Zac Efron has had a tough go of things lately. He had to have his jaw wired shut after “slipping on a puddle” (read: coke binge) and even checked into rehab to deal with some personal issues. However, he’s now six months sober, apparently, and is doing really well as he promotes his new movie, That Awkward Moment, which people won’t fucking shut up about lately, it seems.
Appearing on the Today show to promote the film, Zac told everyone just how well he’s doing:
“I’m in the best place that I’ve ever been. I’ve never been this happy before.”
Well, what can anyone really say to that besides, y’know… good for him. I don’t know too much about his life and career as I’ve never been a fan, but it’s good to see someone spring back from a difficult time and do well for themselves. I don’t think anyone would argue with that.
January 22, 2014 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
So, Zac Efron turned up at an LA Lakers game earlier this month sporting a blue chip around his wrist. What does that mean? you may ask. Well, I’ll tell you – it’s a sobriety chip from Alcoholics Anonymous, and it indicates that he’s been off the booze for six months. I don’t know anything about AA or how they verify these things, but I find it slightly hard to believe. Well, maybe not – after all, AA doesn’t cover narcotics, and narcotics were definitely behind the Great Jaw Breaking of 2013.
In all seriousness, hopefully he’s getting his life back on track. He’s got a new movie, That Awkward Moment, coming out at the end of next month, and while it looks incredibly bad, I’m sure there’s a market for it and hopefully it does a little to get him back into the swing of working and not into the swing of getting fucked up all the time.
What do you think?
December 30, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
We all remember when Zac Efron “slipped on a puddle” last month, breaking his jaw so badly that it had to be wired shut, right? We all also probably remember that this was most likely an injury resulting from being out of his gourds high on some illicit substance or other, but shhh, let’s not talk about that. Let’s let Michael B. Jordan and Miles Teller joke about how Zac’s jaw got busted from bad sex, eh?
“Zac was at home with a girl, giving her the worst sexual experience of her life. But she was getting into it, until she realized that you were finished.
“And this girl’s pent up sexual energy, that you failed to satisfy, made her angry. So angry that she picked up a book, a heavy book, and slammed it right into your beautiful face.”
Wow, that’s… hilarious… lol and all that. Come on, Michael B Jordan, you’re too good for this fuckery. You were in Fruitvale Station! Don’t lower yourself to these corny ass jokes.
On a serious note, Zac looks a hot mess in this video. I can just see that crazy, fiending-for-cocaine look in his eyes, can’t you? He looks like he gets wild as hell.
December 26, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
[...] It supposedly happened when he slipped in a puddle of water at his home. That’s Zac’s story.
Zac has been in rehab twice this year for cocaine abuse. He also had been dabbling in Molly.
In addition to the broken jaw, Zac apparently also suffered a big ol’ gash that had to be closed with stitches.
I guess they’re implying that he broke his jaw while he was on drugs? I don’t know, sounds perfectly reasonable to me that you could break your jaw by slipping on water.
Better crank up “Through The Wire“, Zac.
November 13, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Everyone’s favourite hippie flower child, Vanessa Hudgens, used to date her High School Musical co-star Zac Efron back in the day, so now that he’s been to rehab for some serious drug issues, she’s speaking up to insist that she‘s never done drugs because it’s not “smart”. Uh…
From Cosmo On Campus:
“I have never liked ‘partying’. I love dancing, but that’s as far as it goes. It’s tough because a lot of clubs are everything I loathe, especially in LA.
“They’re always very ego-filled and people get up to mischief. It’s just not a pure environment. I stay away from [drugs] because I know it’s smart to steer clear.”
Methinks thou doth protest too much, Vanessa. If you feel the need to keep talking about how many drugs you DON’T do, that probably means you’re actually doing a whole lot of them. I mean, am I going crazy? I also don’t believe that she doesn’t like partying, really. I mean… maybe she just goes to all the music festivals for the music or whatever, but we all know it’s where you go to get high as a kite and have orgies or whatever it is people do there.