3Uh, so… Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron are actually doing it

Zac Efron has been spending time in Italy lately with some entrepreneur and Michelle Rodriguez and some other randoms. It seemed an unlikely group, but hey, Hollywood is weird and friends exist that you’d never expect. I never gave a second thought to Michelle and Zac being anything more than friends, but it seems they indeed are, as they’ve been caught kissing and canoodling and THIS IS SO WEIRD.

Can someone explain this pairing to me? Is this about drugs? It seems so bizarre – never in a million years would I have put them together even as friends, let alone as romantic partners.

July 7, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer

0Zac Efron has some serious dance moves

When you think of Zac Efron, it’s likely you don’t drift off into a reverie about his sexy dance moves. That is… until you see this video of Zac dancing on a makeshift runway to Jason Derulo‘s ‘Wiggle’ while in Italy with friends (one of whom was apparently Michelle Rodriguez). The video was posted by Italian entrepreneur Gianluca Vacchi, who seems to know Zac for some reason or other that I can’t figure out.

You know, I don’t even want to taint this moment for you, so I’ll just allow you to watch and enjoy.

July 1, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer

0Zac Efron’s still spinning tales about that night in Skid Row

Zac Efron is a hot mess. You would think if you so blatantly lie about something, you’d want to stop talking about it and forget it happened as soon as possible. Not Zac! He recently did an interview with The Hollywood Reporter in which he went into that fateful night in LA’s Skid Row, giving details that certainly never happened and claiming it was the scariest night of his life. LOL!

“I had a friend come pick me up late at night — we were looking for a place downtown to get a bite and catch up,” he says, without identifying the friend. “We were having trouble finding somewhere — a lot of places were closed — and the car ran out of gas off the 110. It was ridiculous. We had to pull over, and I called Uber.”

While waiting, “A homeless guy, or vagrant, tapped on the driver’s-side window. Before I knew it, he [the friend] was out of the car, and they started fighting. I saw that [the homeless man] was carrying some sort of a knife, or shank, and I got out of the car to disarm him. At some point, he dropped the knife, and I got hit pretty hard in the face — and almost instantly the police were there to break up the fight.” After that, the two friends went home. Efron calls it “the most terrifying moment in my life.”

Hahahahaha, okay, sure.  I mean, he is serious with this crap? That’s literally my only question when reading that.

Let’s all try and forget that and look at some pretty pictures:

May 1, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer

2Zac Efron is “better than ever” after rehab

Oh, Zac Efron. So young, so attractive, so dumb. It’s clear he has a major cocaine problem, but of course publicly, he’s as sober as Lindsay Lohan (read: not at all sober) and no amount of jaw breakings and “transient” beatings will change that story. In fact, he’s “better than ever” since leaving rehab!

From Good Morning Britain:

“[I'm] better than ever now… I’m just super-excited about the future man, this has been a long time coming and I was a kid when I started doing this [acting], I never thought I’d have the chance to work with Seth [Rogen] so I’m pinching myself I’m still around.”

He’s talking about Seth Rogen because of The Neighborhood, their new movie, which looks pretty not great, but whatever.

I would be super happy for him for getting his life together if indeed he was doing “better than ever” – and who knows, maybe there’s some very tiny percentage of a chance that he is, but uh… I’m gonna vote no. Of course, he’s not going to come out and share that, I suppose, but meh, I dunno. I find it hard to sit and listen to something that’s so obviously bullshit.

April 30, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer

0Zac Efron is dropping friends – but not his drug habit

After Zac Efron got into another entirely unbelievable situation by being “beat up by transients” in LA last week (read: a drug deal gone awry), friends were starting to get concerned that he’s on the bad shit again, and probably for good reason. However, apparently they’re all afraid to bring this up to him because anyone who does question his sobriety is immediately iced out of his life.

TMZ has learned the actor’s friends are scared to broach the subject of Zac’s sobriety … because not only will they be ignored — but they say anyone who makes an attempt is cut from Efron’s life.

We’re told Zac refuses to believe he’s on a destructive path … and one of his friends tells us they think he could become the next Cory Monteith if he doesn’t get help.

Oh yeah, I forgot he never actually went to rehab last year – he went to “a friend’s house” for “private therapy”. Okay, bro – time to get your coke habit under control. You’d think having to get your jaw wired shut would have been an impetus towards hitting rock bottom and getting your life together, but I guess not…

March 31, 2014 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

3Surprise! Even Zac Efron’s friends think he’s on drugs

Zac Efron pitched some bullshit story to police yesterday after he and his “bodyguard” were beaten up by “transients” while waiting for a tow truck in the Skid Row area of Los Angeles overnight on Wednesday. The story sounded like absolute rubbish from start to finish – especially after the “slipped on a puddle and broke my jaw” nonsense last year, and turns out, his friends are on the same page as us and are pretty sure he’s doing drugs again.  Uh, duh! Ya think?

From TMZ:

Cops are skeptical, and it’s echoed by Zac’s friends.  As one friend put it, “Zac’s a loner.  He goes out rarely and the idea of him driving for miles to go to some sushi restaurant in downtown L.A. after midnight is preposterous.”

Several of Zac’s friends tell us the so-called bodyguard is not a bodyguard at all.  We’ve confirmed he’s a convicted drug dealer who has been spending a lot of time with Zac recently … despite warnings from friends.

There were a number of reports Zac went to rehab twice last year to kick his cocaine habit.  But sources now tell us … Zac NEVER went to rehab.  Both times he went to a friend’s house outside California and received private therapy — but that’s it.

Zac has lost friends in the last few months because they became frustrated that he was slipping off the rails again.

By the way … on Thursday we reported what the “bodyguard” told us … that he was viciously stabbed in the face, chest and stomach by transients.  Law enforcement sources tell us … when they arrived at the scene the only one bleeding was Zac.  The “bodyguard” was just sitting there texting away.

Right, so it’s complete bullshit, just like we thought. No surprises there.

March 28, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer