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The Millionaire Matchmaker Has Some Ideas for Those Glee Kids

Do you guys ever watch that Millionaire Matchmaker show? I’m not proud of this, but I’ve seen it a few times, and it has its entertaining moments. From what I’ve seen, pretty much every person who appears on that show is a total dick, including the Millionaire Matchmaker herself, Patti Stanger. But regardless of my own opinion, Patti was sweet enough to give some potential matches for a couple of kids from Glee, and I think it’s sweet enough to share with you.

First off, Patti came up with a perfect match for the adorable Chris Colfer, who plays the extremely fabulous Kurt:

“Maybe he should go for an older man,” Patti told us matter-of-factly. “I’m going to put him with Lance Bass because they can sing and dance together and he knows his way around the Bravo clubhouse.”

Ew, Patti. Ew. Lance Bass is 32 years old, while Chris is a 21-year-old who looks about 13. Gross, Patti.

But what about Lea Michele?

“For Lea Michelle, I’d go with Zac Efron because he can sing, dance and keep up with her.”

No, Patti! You match Lea up with Aston Kutcher like she wants, and don’t you ever wish that on Zac Efron. He’s an angel, Patti, and don’t you forget it.

Since Patti obviously failed so miserably, do you guys have any celebrity matches you think could work?

Chris Colfer from Glee on Chelsea Lately


Chris Colfer, Glee‘s Boss Bitch, was on Chelsea Lately last night discussing all things “new celebrity” and he was absolutely adorable. Of course one major topic of conversation is that Chris is an openly gay 19 year old actor, which, according to both him and Chelsea, is a lot less novel than you’d think. After Chelsea spent a moment awkwardly comforting Chris on his decision to be out by applauding his courage, Chris says, “You know what my answer was to that question prior to coming out was? I was as straight as every other actor in Hollywood.” ZING! And then Chelsea was all, “I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’ve never seen Valkyrie.”

Chris also talks about his Glee audition, dealing with paparazzi and his small hometown roots. Oh! And some LA County public school is harassing him about his daughter skipping class.