First of all, I love this story. Second of all, I love that ABC is covering it just as stoically as ABC can (“Lindsay Lohan to Pose for Playboy Before Prison”). Third, I love that ABC has attempted to catalogue this “news” under “Celebrity Law.” Gossip is a slippery slope, ABC! You try to cover Lindsay Lohan‘s legal woes and, next thing you know, you’re posting news articles about pornography. Sorry, ABC! That’s just how the cookie crumbles.
Radar reports that, in addition to getting slapped with a 30-day jail sentence yesterday (which will assuredly never happen), Lindsay Lohan was also given a whole extra week to “check into jail.” (Radar’s words, not mine.) Why? To make time for her million-dollar Playboy shoot, of course!
“But I thought Lindz already did a shoot for Playboy!” you, the well-informed reader, are likely protesting. “Dina Lohan said it ‘went well,'” you add, probably adjusting your glasses.
That may be so! Unfortunately, the photos did not meet Hugh Hefner‘s lofty standards, E! reports, and Hefner is bringing a new photographer for the do-over. Radar’s anonymous source adds, “The first pictures of Lindsay weren’t exactly what they wanted so they have a new theme that they want to shoot.”
To sum it all up: the first Playboy shoot sucked, so Lindsay has one week to take hotter pics and get her ass to jail.
The reshoots begin today.
(The above image—just to remind you how hot Lindsay is when she has her ish together—via the Daily Mail.)