You know, no matter how always-unsurprising all of this Lindsay-does-not-go-to-jail stuff is, it never fails to fill me with such an inexplicable fury that I actually begin wishing that she finally f*cks up big enough to go to jail for the rest of her WHOLE STUPID LIFE.
Remember how Emily told you guys yesterday that Lindsay was “sentenced” to 30 days in jail and might be blessed with the possibility of being released almost instantaneously? Well the word on the street via TMZ – who just does not lie – is that Lindsay will DEFINITELY be in jail for such a short time that she won’t even have to bother changing clothes:
Lindsay Lohan will almost certainly get out of jail in a matter of minutes … this according to officials from the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department.
Two Sheriff’s Dept. officials tell us … if someone receives a misdemeanor sentence of 90 days or less, they are routinely processed in and then released. As one of the officials put it, “She’ll be out without even having to change her clothes.”
And if the previous statement wasn’t clear enough, TMZ actually spoke to a rep for the Sheriff’s department who confirmed that it’s just about inevitable:
Sheriff’s spokesperson Steve Whitmore just confirmed with TMZ … Lindsay will get in and out of jail pronto, adding the only reason there might be any sort of delay — possibly overnight — is if there are lots of other inmates who are being processed out at the same time.