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Lindsay Lohan Gets Her Own Comic Book

A photo of Lindsay Lohan's comic book

If you’ll remember, Britney Spears got her own comic book a few months back as well, and, just as with the career that’s spiralling downward and meth, Lindsay is following right along in Brit’s footsteps.  Here’s the thrilling summary of Lindsay’s animated tale:

“Lohan is both a victim of the all-consuming celebrity culture and a perpetrator of bad decisions, lack of self-control and an unhealthy sense of entitlement. This issue can be seen as a tragedy in motion; it’s last chapter has yet to be written.”

I don’t know about you guys, but since Free Comic Book Day is coming up, I might have to mosey on down to my local comic shop and ask for one suspenseful story of a Hollywood princess, down on her luck.  Or maybe like some cool looking old Batman or something, I haven’t quite decided yet.