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Kim Kardashian’s Going to Have a Baby!

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Strap yourselves in, folks! Well, in a year or so, anyway. Don’t jump the gun quite yet. From People:

“I think we want to figure out where he’s going to play an where we’re going to live [first],” Kardashian, 30, told Ryan Seacrest Friday on his KIIS-FM radio show of her plans to start a family with husband Kris Humphries, who is unsure which basketball team he’ll play for while the NBA lockout is in effect.

But, she added cryptically, they will be thinking about the prospected date soon: “Give us a year.”

Hm. Is the world quite ready for a Kim Kardashian baby? Wait, no, let me back that up – is the world quite ready for a Kim Kardashian pregnancy? I mean, how would that even work? Would Kim carry the child herself, or, because it’s quite harder on the body than, say, psoriasis, hire a surrogate mom to do the dirty work? Would she film the birth in either case? Would she film it with Ray-J? Consider my mind BLOWN.

Stay tuned, friends. This could pan out to be the greatest bit of reality television the WORLD HAS YET TO SEE.

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