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What Will You Dress As for Halloween?

Photo: one in a bevy of potential Charlie Sheen costumes this Halloween

What, it’s an honest question. I only ask because Gawker reports that CNN Money reports that Charlie Sheen is anticipated to be the most popular costume this Halloween. And CNN could well be dead-on: you wouldn’t believe how many Charlie Sheen “party supplies” are out there (no, that was not a veiled cocaine joke). So you see, I have to ask what you’re planning to go as for Halloween, because it would be SO EMBARRASSING if we went to that house party on Division Street wearing the same thing.

More from CNN Money:

In a growing trend toward pop-culture references, top choices for women include Katy Perry, Lady Gaga and Snooki (or any member of the gang from the Jersey Shore cast). As for the kids, it’s all about the popular mobile phone app Angry Birds.

Thanks in part to the AMC series The Walking Dead, zombies are also making a big comeback, according to a separate report by the National Retail Federation.

CNN Money adds that the National Retail Federation (which is a real, actual thing, evidently) expects the average American to spend $73.21 on Halloween crap. Of course, if you’re an especially big spender, I happen to know where you can get a pretty intense Charlie Sheen mask.

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