And no, when I say “stalker” I’m not talking about her fiance, god! I’m talking about the completely obsessed fan who just wrote a book called The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson’s 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man- her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1). Yes, it’s a real thing: 30 titillating pages you can buy on Amazon for just $29.99 from the esteemed author, Marce William Burchell, who also happens to have been stalking Jessica Simpson for years:
According to our sources, Burchell had puppies sent to her home when her beloved Daisy went missing and once got a hold of Jess’ phone number. His calls and texts forced her to eventually change it.
We contacted Burchell … and part of his 1,732 word response was, “This book was not written to hurt her, but was written as my only way to heal emotionally from the severe trauma and pain she put me through by her heartless cruel treatment of me.”
Burchell also wants to challenge Jess’ fiance Eric Johnson to a marathon — winner gets to marry Jessica.
We’re told Jessica has not contacted police … yet. Her reps had no comment.
This is just off the charts crazy, right? All of it – to go that far for some stranger, to go that far for Jessica Simpson – it’s just baffling. Let’s all just hope that Jessica stays safe during these creepy times, and that she continues to amaze us for years and years to come!