Well, to be fair, Madonna was around 30 when her boyfriend was born, so it’s probably fair to lump him in with the same category as her children. Creepy thought, right? Then let’s go ahead and jump right on into Madonna’s bathroom habits:
Someone tell Madonna that boy toys come potty-trained! According to a friend, Madge won’t let her 29-years-younger lover Brahim Zaibat use her, ahem, throne.
“Madonna doesn’t even let her kids use her toilet,” a friend tells In Touch. “It’s just her thing. She is very generous, but this is the one thing she doesn’t want to share,” adds the pal, who explains that 53-year-old Madonna is very cautious when it comes to anyone else tinkling in her territory.
Apparently, she’s got no such fears of bed-wetting – because she’s more than happy to share her boudoir with the fetching French dancer!
Ok, I understand being weird about your bathroom. It’s a private thing. A couple months ago, my roommate started getting some pretty massive renovations done on the house, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in the bathroom, feebly trying to keep the door shut, shouting “someone’s in here!” while a sweaty man tries to get some relief after a few hours of construction. It’s not a good feeling, I know. But still, I think there’s a pretty good distance between that and letting your cool children relieve themselves in your bathroom, don’t you?
Oh, Madonna. What will you think of next?!
her and Lourdes need their own bathrooms so they don’t clog a single drain with all that body hair they gotta shave
Isn’t she the one known for saying you should pee on your feet in the shower to get rid of athlete’s foot? I find it strange that she would then be so strict about bathroom habits…maybe it’s more of a “I want to be able to use the bathroom whenever I want to” thing.
Wow. A blast from the past (1994 – Letterman?)!
Athlete’s Foot is a fungal infection. Fungal infections are usually treated with a multi-active compound. A lot of these compounds contain Urea; a component in wizz.
The Urea dissolves proteins and therefore attacks the skin over the fungus. The fungus buries itself in the dermis and attacks a lower layer. So, Urea breaks down the skin over the dermis and allows the active agent to kill the fungus.
Unfortunately, tinkle doesn’t contain enough Urea to be effective. I’d say it’d only be 10% effective.
Further, there would be no active ingredient to kill the fungus.
And it’d be just weird and gross. Of course, I’m not Kimmy-pie; not being partial to golden showers.
That being said, I know quite a few women that prefer their own bathroom; especially if that is where they do their grooming.
Plus, lets be honest, the little-bitty-baby she’s gumming right now is not much better than a prostitute. I keep wondering if he actually has his own room (servant’s quarters). I bet he does.
If you had seen what comes out of children’s butts and you had the money to have a thousand of your own personal bathrooms, then you’d have your own sanctuary too.