Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Madonna is Apparently Dating a Child

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I mean, this kid looks too young even for Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes, and she’s only going to be fifteen this year.

Her latest boyfriend, Zaibat, which, if said with the right accent, sounds like “jail bait.” (And yes, I sat here for fifteen minutes just trying out different accents to make it work.) And they’ve been together, happily, since before Thanksgiving of last year. This is the one, guys. She’s really going to make it work this time ’round.

Well, anyway, today is girlfriend’s day. Happy 53rd birthday, Madonna – I hope this year brings you all of the joys and successes and young men that the previous years have. Be good to you, girl!

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