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Madonna Shuts Down The Ageist Haters

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Madonna is no longer a spring chicken, but that doesn’t mean she’s gotta stop being the Material Girl and pick up the knitting needles just because she’s 56 now. But Madonna’s not gonna take it. She’s gonna force herself on young men and then talk trash about them after. In other words, she’s gonna have FUN! And if you don’t like it, it’s just ‘cos you’re JEALOUS!


I feel so torn about this! On one hand, Madonna actually has a point. Just because you’re physically older doesn’t mean you FEEL older, and it has to be difficult dealing with the stigma of aging when you still feel like you’re 21 inside. On the other hand, Madonna is a hot ass mess and needs to tone down so much of her bullshit, not because she’s 56, but because it’d be a mess at ANY age.

Whose side are you on? Society’s, or Madonna’s?

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Did Madonna Rip-Off Freelance Artists?

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Madonna is always doing something to piss somebody off, it seems. Whether she’s speaking her mind or putting her antics on stage (like making out with Drake, much to the disgust of Drake, and well, everybody), the Queen of Pop knows how to ruffle some feathers. But this time, she’s taken her controversy to Instagram, and it’s not because of anything she said. It’s because it appears that she’s blatantly ripped-off the artwork from freelance artists JojoesArt and PixieCold by taking their image and photoshopping her face into it, without giving any credit what-so-ever. Here’s a side-by-side comparison of their work with Madonna’s, from their Facebook page:

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Now, I highly doubt Madonna found their image, photoshopped it herself, thought, “Eff you bitches” and posted it. I think what happened is, a fan found their image, put Madonna’s face in there, threw it online, and Madonna’s social media person found it and decided to post it, without checking where it was from.

Still, if I were them, I would be pissed. However, they’ve got a damn good attitude about the ordeal:

So here is our plan: We want to raise attention for the important cause of artist´s rights. Therefore we were thinking, that the easiest way in our age of social media would be, to make this post and somehow get it to reach Madonna.

If Madonna sees this post we want to challenge her: Madonna, if you read this, we would like to tell you, that we appreciate you liking Jojoes piece of art. Therefore we want to create a unique piece of art for you together, a crazy/artistic portrait, and we would love to hand it to you. If you were willing, we could even auction the original picture and donate the money for a good cause. That would be a “compensation” everyone could benefit from. 

How you can support us:

It would mean the world, if you helped us to get this to Madonna by:

- Liking it and sharing it on your wall

- Posting a comment on Madonna´s Instagram/facebook and linking to this post (and PLEASE be nice to her, do not post hate comments, maybe just a nice heart ?)

We know, it is kind of a crazy attempt, but we hope our message gets across! Artists have rights as well (just as Madonna is an artist herself)! We are not meaning to start a war, but to start a #loveRevolution

Thank you everyone! 

JojoesArt and Pixie Cold

So far, their plan is working; the image made its way to Reddit, and many comments on the Instagram photo are now shoutouts to the original artists.

I don’t think she’s going to see any of this though, but it’s a solid effort. I also don’t think she’d care enough to do diddly squat even if she did see it, but if her PR people know what’s good for her, they’ll take the artists up their offer.

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Madonna Throw Shade At Drake’s Kissing Skills

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We all remember when Madonna pretty much sexually assaulted Drake onstage at Coachella, right? She leaned in for what I suppose was meant to be a “kiss” and his face after she finally backed off sorta said it all. He later tried to cover up his disgust by saying that he was reacting more to her lipstick and he actually liked the kiss, but I guess Madonna is still mad because she felt the need to take a swipe at him during some weird webshow called Live With Romeo’s: Saturday Night Online.

The video is about 20 minutes long, and features Made answering fan-submitted questions, including one about Drake. Her response? “I kissed a girl… and I liked it!” and “Don’t kiss Drake, no matter how many times he begs you to.” Well… okay?

Frankly, the only person who seems to be begging for anything is Madonna, and that’s to stay relevant. Also, when you’re butthurt, you don’t SHOW that you’re butthurt – you fall back on your ol’ “Bitch, I’m Madonna!” mantra and move on with your life. You’re telling me she doesn’t have bigger fish to fry in her life than to try and put Drake down because he was grossed out by her attaching her mouth to his like a succubus? Sit down, Madge. Forever.

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Drake Tries To Cover Up His Disgust After Madonna Kiss

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Well, this is a bit awkward. The internet went crazy this week after video surfaced online of Madonna “making out” with Drake while performing at Coachella. The whole thing was a bit of a disaster given that Drake looked absolutely disgusted afterwards. It was the kinda look you’d make if your mom tried to french kiss you – that level of terrible. But now Drake feels kinda bad about the whole thing and he’s trying to say he wasn’t grossed out about the kiss, it was just her lipstick that he wasn’t into!

From TMZ:

Sources close to Drake tell TMZ … he loved the kiss. As for whether the kiss was prearranged, Drake says it wasn’t … the plan was for Madonna to dance around him while he sat in the chair.

Drake says he was not banking on a transfer of the glossy stuff and that’s why he blanched.
When you look closely at the video, it looks like whatever lipstick there is it’s pretty colorless … either nude or beige.

I mean, what kinda bullshit is that? There’s no lipstick there, and anyway, lipstick doesn’t really taste like anything – not that strongly, anyway. However, I will say I think it’s pretty sweet that Drake obviously feels awful that his reaction was so obvious and Madonna is taking a lot of shit for it. Real gentleman, that Drake.


Still doesn’t change anything, though. Madonna needs to stop kissing people that clearly don’t want it. Shut it down.

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Madonna Kissed Drake at Coachella and He Was Not Happy About It

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Poor Drake, man. He just can’t catch a break. First he had Amanda Bynes after him, and now it’s Madonna, who has made no secret of her desire to “work” with him over the past few months. She finally got her chance at Coachella this weekend, where she planted a disgusting open-mouthed kiss on him. I believe his reaction says it all.

First of all, can I just say… WTF? Madonna is infamous for being some kind of sex goddess, but this “kiss” was more like a succubus attaching to her pray. No wonder he looks so disgusting once she finally let him up for air. Also, isn’t Madonna a bit too old to pull the “kiss for press” trick? She already did that like, a decade ago with Britney. The jig is up, lady.

This whole thing is just so, so wrong.

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Justin Bieber and Madonna play ‘Never Have I Ever’ with Ellen

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Justin Bieber just can’t stay away from Ellen lately, so of course he had to pop in when Ellen was interviewing Madonna this week to play a round of ‘Never Have I Ever’. You won’t glean anything new and/or shocking from this ~totally kewl game~, but here are a few highlights, if it’s something that interests you:

  • Madonna has had sex with more than one person on the same day
  • Justin claims he’s never been kicked out of a bar
  • Madonna flirts terribly with Justin because she likes younger men

I mean, I was really struggling to even come up with 3 good bullet points there.

Well, that was… fun?

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Madonna thinks gays have it better than women

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Madonna can’t go too long without saying some dumb shit, so she decided to run her mouth to OUT about how the gay community has it so much better than women do, which… oh man.

“Gay rights are way more advanced than women’s rights. People are a lot more open-minded to the gay community than they are to women, period.” For women, she feels, the situation has hardly improved since 1983. “It’s moved along for the gay community, for the African-American community, but women are still just trading on their ass. To me, the last great frontier is women.”

Coming from Madonna, the analysis seems significant. I ask her to elaborate. “Women are still the most marginalized group,” she says. “They’re still the group that people won’t let change.” To be a successful woman, she asserts, “you must fit into this box: You must behave this way, dress this way.” Immediately after our first interview, Madonna was snapped by a paparazzo upon exiting the building and endured criticism from The Daily Mail for wearing a “sheer corset, which left little to the imagination.” This seems to be Madonna’s point: Thirty-three years after she became, by her own reckoning, the first female pop star to make use of subcultures and to express herself “with an overt sexuality through her work” (“Before me, if it was anyone,” she says, “maybe Debbie Harry, but she was less overt”), Madonna’s costume changes are still attracting harassment from tabloid moralists.

She continues: “You’re still categorized — you’re still either a virgin or a whore. If you’re a certain age, you’re not allowed to express your sexuality, be single, or date younger men.” Now in her 50s, Madonna has become a cougar virtuoso, cycling through three male-model boyfriends under the age of 30 in less than four years. This is behavior, Madonna points out, for which “a man would never be questioned or criticized.” Madonna seems to be thinking primarily of straight men: Grand old queens with a taste for youth, like Liberace — or Stephen Fry — might empathize with Madonna’s predicament.

As a woman, I think I’m pretty qualified to speak on this. Yeah, we have a LONG way to go. Feminism is still REALLY important – particularly because of how badly people STILL react to that word. But to sit there and say that no group is more marginalized than women is absolutely fucking ridiculous, I’m sorry. Of course, Madonna’s straight, white and rich, so of course she can say something so ignorant without even thinking twice. I should be surprised, but I’m just not.

Time to retire, Madonna.

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