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New Fashion Blogger Lola Leon Makes a Solid Impression With Her First Post

Lola Leon Starts a Fashion Blog

Madonna’s 13 -ear old daughter Lola Leon has apparently started a fashion blog and you guys, she’s so cool.

Here’s her first post:

Helluuur thurrrr, I’m Lola and this is my first blog entry so it’s kind of like ummmm….I’m just going to use this blog entry to tell y’all a little bit about myself. I’m 13 and I’ll be 14 in October, so I can’t wait for that because I am FINALLY allowed to dye my hair… THANK YOU MOTHER!! My favvvv color is black (just because it goes with everything) and my least favorite color is brown (because it resembles the color of something QUITE gross).

I am totally obsessivo about 80’s shorts… You know the kind that makes your butt look kinda big, with a grunge-looking shirt tucked in. It’s kinda nerdy but I love it. And the 80’s are another huge obsession of mine, which is totally amazingly awesome because Material Girl…HELLO! It’s like 80’s themed, which pretty much rocks, so yeah. I’m still in love with brogues or as some people call them “oxford shoes”. I haven’t found a good sandal so I’m on like a search right now.

I’m in London right now and the best stores ever here,I love the vintage stores down in Whitechapel, also a lot of hot guys hang there just in case y’all care. Music wise My Chemical Romance is THE BEST BAND EVER for realzzzz. They are so awesome it hurts. If you don’t know who they are just… go away OR download their songs.

So, as you may know, Material Girl is coming out soon… HOLLA HOLLA! Ok and this is pretty awesome I will send a FREE t-shirt  to the first person who can  tell me in which big store the opening of Material Girl is….how cool rigghhhhhht???Annnnnnd I am 4 realz excited for the opening which I will give you the exact dates for in my next blog entry, so stay tuned for more.

So I want to know what you guys think about rompers… is that like a hit or miss, ‘cause I’m not sure. If you comment, be sure to tell me what you think.

OK but no joke gladiator sandals are OUT. They came out in summer 2008 and I was like, ok those are really cute. Then 2009 comes around and people are still wearing them so I’m like, ok whatever it’s just a phase. BUT NOOOOO. Because good old 2010 is now coming along and people are STILL wearing them, and then I was just like OK NO! It’s been three years people COME ON!!!!!!!!! I’m just like what????

Ok so I think that is sufficient for my first blog entry and what do you know, it wasn’t all like “ummmmm”. I look forward to writing my second one. Stay tuned if you don’t already think I’m annoying.

XO Lola

Damn. I was in like, 4th grade when Madonna gave birth to this little chicken. At time time everyone was scared that Madonna would raise some batchild or something, but it looks like she bred the perfect little teenaged hipster. HOLLA HOLLA!

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  • Being 16, I can't comment on the 'teenage hipster' view.
    But I'm impressed at her typing, most 13 year olds I know
    'totalliee typ lyk dis, babiiee, ere luviin my gurrliees! <3'
    It annoyed me just typing that.
    Oh, and props for being an MCR fan.

  • i like how she can say gladiator sandals are “out” but she enjoys wearing vintage clothing which is a compilation of clothing that are essentially “out”. wear what ever you want, it is 2010 for gods sake, i thought the “in” thing to do, was look nice and wear things that are flattering.

  • I'm rather unimpressed with her typing. I suppose it's better than typppiing liiikee thiss, but it's still annoying the way she abuses caps lock to show her excitement. It makes me read everything in a SHOUTING VOICE.

  • No true teenage hipster things MCR are 'THE BEST BAND EVER for realzzzz'. Or puts a 'z' where it shouldn't be. Even the clothes she suggests aren't particularly 'hip'.

    She does sounds really sweet though and it looks like if she keeps writing she could actually be pretty good when she's older.

  • in all seriousness this could be good – maybe not right now but in the future – hey just look at Stella McCartney she was the daughter of a musician and now is a very successful designer

    gook luck to her

  • Am I the only one who thinks that this blog is obviously written by some pr hack employed by Madonna?

  • Love this girl. She’s a fierce little lady and she was sweet and polite when I met her, I hope she still is.

    • when did you meet with Lola?? I think she is an amazing girl. I wish i could meet with her and of course with her Mom also :D

  • hellurr…thuurr lola…i’m a big fan of your fashion style..i’m from asia-INDONESia..maybe u ever heard before:)…..and i have several stuff from L.A.M.B as we know made by Gwen stefany…in my country mostly girls wearing a simple-hot short dress..combine with ankle boots or converse, stocking..that’s it!and not forget to wear the accessories,.make-up..red lipstick..haha!HEELS..why u don;t try to sell wheels..cute boots…??only suggestion.thank u lola…caio LOLA!