Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker’s in trouble … for absconding with Madonna’s guns.
SJP was photographed earlier this week hanging out with one of her twin baby daughters and son, but I was too blinded by the children’s beauty to see the forest for the trees.
Parker’s been looking all ripped up for a few years now, but I’m thinking lately she’s rivaling the sinewy, veiny, transparent-skinned Madonna with those crazy massive biceps.
So … who would win in a fight to the finish? Sarah Jessica Parker or Madonna?