“Kurt had more presence and more beauty than Brad Pitt – who wanted to play Kurt, by the way. He was a leader, he was strong, in fact he was well fucking hung, if you really want to know.
I know that there are a ton of people who will hear this and then cry while masturbating, and that’s who this is for. Kurt was packing, ladies and gentlemen. Let that little tidbit of good news carry you through the evening and into your Friday. God bless.