Leave it to Janice Dickinson to spend a nice night out to dinner in Southampton making waiters, patrons and pals look for her teeth. Yup, the bitch lost her teeth and made everyone there (including Kourtney Kardashian and her gross boyfriend Scott) crawl around and dig through trash until they turned up.
The World’s First Supermodel (rolling my eyes) told the New York Post:
“I was so excited talking to [my friend] that I put my teeth in my napkin, and then I couldn’t find them! Did they fall into the soup? These things are so expensive they could feed a small village. Age sucks and thank God my boyfriend wasn’t there. OMG, no one wants a snaggletooth.”
“Age sucks” followed by “thank God my boyfriend wasn’t there” and an “OMG?”
Janice you freakin’ kill me. Don’t worry girl, I’m pretty sure that the your maturity level will never catch up to the creases in your face and you’re only as old as you feel, right?
The only part of this story I like is that Scott Disick had to paw through dirty napkins.