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I’m Worried About Janice Dickinson

I mean, me being worried about Janice Dickinson is kind of a constant state – it’s pretty clear the woman has some demons – but there’s a specific reason this time.

Janice did an interview with Closer (heads up, you’re going to see a NSFW picture of Janice Dickinson if you click that link), and she talked about how she stays in shape:

“I love my body, but it’s a compulsive obsession.  I have to make sure I exercise and that the ingredients that go into my body are completely organic.  I relax, meditate and do 80 minutes of yoga every day. I hike and make sure everything I eat is organic. I eat steamed fish, chicken and turkey, plus salads, carrot juice and supplements.”

After I read that, I was all “yeah, plus that bi-annual tummy tuck,” but she went on to talk about plastic surgery:

“There’s no such thing as too much. Whatever it takes to make an individual feel better, I’m all for it. Then in my 40s I signed up for Botox and now I have it every six months. My advisers say I should get rid of the neck. You can have an incision in the back of the neck that will tighten it up. Am I considering it? Always. I’m going to be the best looking corpse on the planet!”

While the toxin that causes botulism may technically be considered organic, I don’t know if those two ideas go together so well.  You’d think that a woman who claims to work so hard to be in top physical health wouldn’t be so quick to have so many unnecessary surgeries, but maybe that’s just me.

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  • Here in the UK she recently appeared in an episode of Celebrity Come Dine With Me, a reality show where people throw a dinner party for 4-5 people.

    She did not seem to care whether her food was organic or not, she just ate it off the plate without the need for cutlery or table manners.

    The highlight was when she complained that she was having hot flushes and pulled up her dress when standing legs akimbo in front of a freezer.

  • This is just funny. She eats only organic food but constantly gets pumped full of drugs to have surgery and then deal with the pain? And isn’t she doing Celebrity Rehab because she’s an alcoholic? Does she only drink organic wine?