Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Lohan Moves Us All By Tweeting An Ad For An App While In Rehab

lindsay lohan blonde bangs Good to know that Lohan took some time out of her day to reflect on her journey and self improvement via twitter. Really, it wasn't totally a bad thing. Here's the tweet: A little cheesy, but okay. But see that link there? And how it says "view app"? Here's what you see when you click on that: Like what the hell is this, Lohan? What is the connection here? With this app, you TOO can sing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" while thinking about the opportunities you fucked up in your life? I DO...

Saoirse Ronan Could Have Ended Up Like Lindsay Lohan

saorise ronan Considering that Lindsay Lohan was a pretty prominent figure in Hollywood from an early age and Saoirse Ronan is really only coming into her own as an actress that we respect but don't actually know all that well, it's a bit of a stretch, but I don't know this girl and I think she's talented, so let's give her the benefit of the doubt, shall we? Showbiz is full of enablers and pushers who will basically get your ass into all kinds of trouble if you happen to be so inclined, vaguely suggest...

Lindsay Lohan May Be Charged $5 Million For Being a Drug-Addled Detriment To Leggings Sales

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan can't catch a break. They took her freedom and they took her Adderall, and now they want to take what little money she's got left, too. You see, she's being sued for $5 million by the company that released her line of leggings, who claim that her "drug-addled image" caused low sales. Uh, you do realise that you signed a deal with LINDSAY LOHAN, right? This wasn't Taylor Swift's legging line and Lindsay just showed up the day of the shoot. What the hell is wrong with people? From E! Online: An...

Maybe It’s Time To Leave Lohan Alone

lindsay lohan tired Lindsay Lohan is "safely ensconced" in rehab at long last. She's been annoying the hell out of all of us with her rehab hopping but now that she's in one, it may be time to leave her alone. She's now getting criticized for how she handles withdrawal in a rehab center. From Radaronline: The actress looks extremely haggard, her face is bloated, and it doesn’t look like she has brushed her hair in days. She looks very disheveled and has absolutely no energy since docs took away the Adderall...

Betty Ford Wants To Take Lohan’s Adderall; Lohan Wants To Leave

lindsay lohan mugshots Lindsay Lohan treats rehab centers like they're bars in West Hollywood; hang out at some, skip over some, linger when it's okay and leave when they yell at you for smoking. Lohan's really been pressing her luck in rehab switching. She's finally at a place that a judge approved of, even though it wasn't in her original plea bargain. But, as always, Lohan is ready to run. Her excuse this time is that The Betty Ford Center wants to take away her Adderall. From TMZ: Sources close to Lindsay t...

Lindsay Lohan Is Banned From Leaving Rehab – Let’s See How Long That Lasts

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan may be "safely ensconced" at the Betty Ford Center in LA to serve out her mandatory rehab sentence, but that hasn't stopped her from trying every trick in the book to get out of there. However, turns out that's not going to happen, as a judge has decreed that she's not allowed to leave the grounds. Yeah, okay, let's see how long that lows. From People: Lohan, who's serving a 90-day sentence at the Rancho Mirage, Calif., facility for violating probation, will be confined to the spr...

Lindsay Lohan May Try To Switch Rehab Centers AGAIN

lindsay lohan david letterman Lindsay Lohan stressed everyone out by bouncing around rehab facilities hours before getting slapped with an arrest warrant before landing in the Betty Ford Center. She's been there since Thursday and she'd like to go now. This is how I picture her: Radar has an exclusive. This is Lohan’s second stay [at Betty Ford] — her sixth in rehab overall — but apparently she isn’t very happy with her situation. “Lindsay is already begging to switch out of Betty Ford,” a source close...

LOL of the Day: Lindsay Lohan Has Only Done Cocaine Five Times

lindsay lohan 3 Lindsay Lohan is a top notch comedian - she laughs in the face of the American justice system, makes a mockery of the laws that everyone else has to follow, and has now told the best joke ever told in human history: that she's only ever done cocaine five times. HAHAHAHA! From an interview with Piers Morgan for The Mail on Sunday: So you were a clean-living teenager? Yes. My friends and I would actually pretend to be drunk. And it was more fun. I never rebelled against my parents – I worked hard, I was resp...

Update: Lindsay Lohan Is “Safely Ensconced” At The Betty Ford Center

lindsay ali lohan Someone crank up the goddamn Benny Hill theme, because Lohan is on the run. After being f-cking annoying as hell and delaying rehab to go to a music festival and then taking off for a different unapproved rehab center, and then making a stop at Fry's Electronic's (da f-ck did she need there, new Beats By Dre headphones to DJ with for the sharing circle??) she finally arrived at said rehab center only to stay there for less than 5 minutes. Everything she has done so far can lead to her arrest. Bitch doesn't care. Ra...

Lindsay Lohan Violated Her Plea Deal; JAIL HER ALREADY

lindsay lohan scary movie premiere Lindsay Lohan bullshit is driving me crazy, I can't even I CAN'T. Do you know what she did? Well, the answer is always "whatever the hell she wanted" and this time it's no different. Except this time, she could actually go to jail. We say that a lot. Will it be different this time? Could be and here's why. Despite her lackluster efforts, Lohan is due in rehab in NYC tomorrow and is seriously violating her plea deal by instead taking off for a rehab facility in California that was not approved....

Team Tara Is Not On Team Lohan

tara reid 2013 Tara Reid AKA Team Tara is not friends with Lindsay Lohan, telling TMZ, "We don't really like each other that much." And when I say, "telling TMZ" I mean that she was in the TMZ studio hanging out among all of them, talking like she worked there. They were discussing Lohan's latest driving problems -- this time, Lindsay had her car towed for parking in the wrong place -- and Ms. Reid got into Lohan a little bit. Here's what she said: If I get drunk, I'm a happy drunk, you know? When she gets drunk, she's just ...

Lohan Has The Audacity To Try To Delay Rehab AND An Unrelated Court Hearing

lindsay lohan lax Lindsay Lohan is really not into the whole punishment thing. No matter what she claims, if there's a way for her to avoid responsibility and punishment, she'll do it. Somehow she managed to delay her court-ordered rehab until after Coachella. No idea how the hell she managed to pull that rabbit out of her hat. But apparently that wasn't good enough. She wants just a little more time. Radaronline has an exclusive: Lindsay Lohan has just four days to enroll in her court-ordered rehab bu...