Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Of course Justin Bieber and Chris Brown are recording a song together

justin bieber chris brown When two assholes exist in the world, it's only natural that they gravitate towards one another. I'm assuming there's a certain magnetism there, a force pulling them together in ways neither of them can resist. That must be what happened with Justin Bieber and Chris Brown, who are apparently in the studio recording a song together, because of course they are. As JB posted on his Instagram with the photo: "Studio, me and CB did 1 for the fans." Well, aren't we all so lucky? Akon was apparently around for so...

Justin Bieber’s getting charged with criminal vandalism today

justin bieber Happy Monday! Sure, it's the start of another long, boring week, but at least Justin Bieber is being charged with criminal vandalism today by the local D.A. in Los Angeles over the egging of his neighbour's house. Here's TMZ's scoop: Justin Bieber will be charged with criminal vandalism Monday in connection with the egging case ... sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ. We do not know if Bieber will be charged with a misdemeanor or a felony.  TMZ broke the story ... the prosecutor who investigated the case told the victim, "If this isn't a felony, nothing is."  The nei...

Selena Gomez just can’t quit Justin Bieber, it seems

selena gomez justin bieber Justin Bieber dropped a cryptic hint on Wednesday that he somehow may have brainwashed Selena Gomez - who is seeming less and less intelligent by the day - into getting back together with him. Again. For the 85th time. He posted the above photo to his Instagram page with the caption "Our love is unconditional", though he deleted it soon after. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? That's not a serious question, of course, because the meaning is clear enough. It means Selena Gomez has no self-respect and doesn't know...

Usher says Justin Bieber isn’t a racist, so…

justin bieber usher Usher's the man responsible for bringing Justin Bieber into our lives, so we only have him to blame thank, right? You'd think he'd be pretty disappointed from all of the revelations about Justin happening lately - from the racist jokes, to the glee over talking about killing "n****rs", JB is really a class act. Surprisingly, most of the black people in Justin's public life don't seem to be all that bothered about it - though that sorta makes sense considering how much money they have to lose by...

Surprise! Justin Bieber’s black friends still don’t hate him

justin bieber young moneyJustin Bieber has recently been exposed as a blatant racist, telling insensitive jokes, blasting off stereotypes and even changing the lyrics to one of his own songs to be about killing a "n****r" and joining the KKK. He's a real class act, that Bieber, and you'd think that these damning videos would at best lose him some of his "hip hop friends" that he's so desperate to be part of and at worst get him a serious ass whooping. Surprisingly, neither of those two things are happening. While they can't s...

Oh, goody: More racist Justin Bieber footage may be on the way

justin bieber I don't think anyone is particularly going to be surprised by this news, but uh, Justin Bieber may have 15-20 more minutes worth of footage of him being insanely racist that's going to come out in the next few days. Apparently all these clips are from the same tape - as in, it all happened at the same time, which really begs the question... who the fuck sits around telling racist jokes and talking about killing black people for hours at a time? I mean, you know, besides blatantly hateful racis...

Justin Bieber sang a song about killing a “n****r” and joining the KKK

Justin Bieber greets fans at Power 106 Part 4 It only took 24 hours after Justin Bieber's "apology" for telling an awful racist joke for yet more information to surface which casts him in... shall we say, a less than flattering light. This time around, he changed the lyrics to his shitty song 'One Less Lonely Girl' to become 'One Less Lonely N****r'. He talked about killing one and joining the Ku Klux Klan, as well... because, you know, he was just "immature" and no one told him it was wrong? From The Daily Mail (via The Sun): Today, The Sun claimed a fre...

So, who do you think actually wrote Justin Bieber’s apology letter?

Justin Bieber greets fans at Power 106 Part 4 Justin Bieber pissed off the wrong person this time, and they decided to leak some pretty awful footage of him telling a racist joke, complete with repetitions of "the N-word", which he thought was just hilarious at the time. The clip is from roughly 3-4 years ago (he says 5, but that's just him trying to buy himself a bit more sympathy, I think), and it's pretty damning. You could say he's showing his... true colours (that one's for you, Mister J!) - but hey, that's not really him. He's not racist - he has loads of black friends! Because there's no way h...

Here’s a video of Justin Bieber telling a racist joke

justin bieber Justin Bieber wants desperately to be black now, but it seems he wasn't always so kind to anyone with darker skin (and perhaps he still isn't - he's an ignorant idiot, so I wouldn't be surprised). A video has surfaced showing a 17-year-old JB sitting with a group of friends and someone who appears to be his mother (??) as he tells an awful racist joke (not that there any non-awful ones). I won't even print what it is here, but here's the clip and you can watch for yourself: And there you ha...

Justin Bieber still thinks he’s a rapper

justin bieber Why, God, why does Justin Bieber continue to torture the world with his presence? Just when you think he couldn't be any more obnoxious, he goes and proves you wrong by... I don't know, being himself, which is just THE WORST. He really took things to the next level last night when he decided to hop on stage during a Rick Ross concert at Gotha Club in Cannes and "rapped" over a Tupac song. Yep, you read that right: I don't really remember the last time I felt so awkward. Maybe earlier this morning when I watched Kendall Jenner try to do a Slut Drop (which is app...

Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton nearly hooked up (???)

justin bieber paris hilton Sometimes weird things happen in life and we end up blindsided by occurrences which we just never saw coming. One of those things is the possibility that Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton slept together. In what universe could this have been allowed to happen? Has the world gone too far? So many questions come to mind (the main one being "???????????????"), but luckily, we don't really need any answers here because things stopped short of real romance between the pair. From TMZ: Paris and Justin partied in Cannes Sunday night at Gotha Night...

Praise be! Justin Bieber is off the Sizzurp!

justin bieber sizzurp Justin Bieber has long been a fan of the Sizzurp - you know, that thick, codeine syrup drink that royally fucks people up and apparently makes you a ~true thug~ in little JB's eyes. He's been getting high on the shit for a long time, but no longer! He's giving it up for good, at least according to TMZ. The reason? It's interfering with his steroid-assisted workout sessions, apparently. We're told he's been clean for a month, largely because he's become obsessed with working out and it's just r...