Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Bieber needs surgery after cliff diving accident

justin bieber Another day, another instance of Justin Bieber doing something idiotic - only this time, he may be paying the price for it. You see, young JB thought it'd be a good idea (after a long day of trying to skateboard?) to go cliff diving, only things went wrong and he busted his eardrum, causing damage that probably needs to be corrected with surgery. Busted my ear drum cliff diving. Doc says might need surgery now. Sucks.— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) September 24, 2014 Don't worry, though - he won't let that stop him from terrorizing YOUR eardrums! He's still pla...

Justin Bieber embarrassed himself on a skateboard

justin bieber skateboard Justin Bieber seems to be one of those people who's so up his own ass that he automatically assumes he's a genius at anything he puts his hand to. Case in point: skateboarding. This idiot can barely stay on the board, let alone do any tricks on it, but he still felt confident enough to go to the legendary Venice Skate Park in California to show off his "skills" to the masses. He didn't even seem to care when he got laughed at for failing a simple trick about fifteen times... but ignorance is ...

Justin Bieber cooks dinner for Selena Gomez

justin bieber selena gomez Justin Bieber may be beginning to look like a bit of a meth addict, but Selena Gomez just can't hop off his dick for longer than five minutes, so they're officially back together and happier (?) than ever. To show what a great boyfriend he is, Justin decided to cook Selena some lunch and post a video of his skills on Instagram, as you do. Here's what I want to know: Why is Justin Bieber allowed to handle a knife? I feel like he needs those blunt scissors you give kindergartners that do...

Justin Bieber stripped at Fashion Rocks and it was awkward

justin bieber I'm not sure what the bigger angle of this story actually is: the fact that Justin Bieber stripped on stage at Fashion Rocks or the fact that he apparently can't read very well. Both things are true, both things are awkward, both things make me want to claw my eyes and ears out even more than usual. The best part of this whole thing is the guy taking the video. Otherwise, this is my reaction (thanks, ONTD!) I guess at least the 'roids are working? Follow us on Twitter | Facebook...

Justin Bieber hurt his wittle wrist

justin bieber wrist Justin Bieber is a fucking terror behind the wheel of a car (or ATV) and has been causing accidents left and right. Hell, he was even arrested for wreckless driving and assault last Friday, and it seems JB himself has been hurt as a result of his own behaviour since he was treated yesterday for a broken wrist in Canada. From TMZ: We're told Bieber went to the Stratford General Hospital in Ontario to have his wrist checked out. According to our sources, it turns out he suffered a sprain. It's unclear if Bieber injured his wrist in the ATV ...

Justin Bieber arrested, charged with assault and dangerous driving

justin bieber Justin Bieber is an asshole of epic proportions, so it's no surprise that he's continuing to rack up criminal charges with the best of them. You see, JB was arrested in Stratford, Ontario, Canada on Friday and charged with dangerous driving and assault after he got into an altercation with the driver of an ATV (who was, for the record, not a paparazzo). From CTV News: OPP say they were called to Line 40 east of Road 106 – east of the singer's hometown of Stratford and northeast of Shake...

Justin Bieber compares himself to Princess Diana

justin bieber I need Justin Bieber to just stop, immediately. Like, stop everything about himself. Get on that one-way flight to Mars that's heading out next year - I'm sure they can find you a seat. Ahem, I digress. JB got into a mini car accident with a paparazzi who was following him in LA. This isn't a situation where a high speed chase was involved, but rather one where Bieber noticed the photographer driving behind him and decided to slam on his breaks suddenly and purposely so that the photograph...

Justin Bieber is a very serious musician

justin bieber When Justin Bieber isn't pretending he's a thug, assaulting people, doing drugs or trying to score girls, he's a very serious musician with a very serious love of music. That's why he filmed himself getting up in the morning, grabbing his guitar and singing 'Talkin' About a Revolution' - something he knows so much about, of course. If there's one thing Justin Bieber knows, it's the struggle. He even did a little Johnny Cash for us: God, I can't stand this kid. Follow us on Twitte...

Justin Bieber sued by a paparazzo over bodyguard attack

justin bieber scooter braun Ugh, another day, another instance of Justin Bieber being an entitled dickhead. Let's keep this short and sweet: Justin apparently ordered his bodyguard to "personally destroy" the camera of paparazzo Aja Oxman and Aja says that's not right and wants money for his troubles. From TMZ: Aja Oxman claims Bieber was behind a brutal attack against him in which he was lifted in a choke hold and slammed onto a the hood of a car.  According to the lawsuit -- obtained by TMZ -- Justin "enjoyed the bea...

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a weekend-long love fest

justin bieber selena gomez Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber will never quit each other. It just won't happen. Neither of them have the sense God gave them and their idiocy is masquerading under the misnomer "love". Speaking of love, they spent all weekend gazing into each other's eyes and promising the moon and the stars, apparently - at least according to TMZ: Sources close to the couple tell us J.B. and the Gomes spent the entire weekend together ... and it was filled with lots of "I Love You" talk on both ends. It's b...

Kate Moss told Justin Bieber to stop being an asshole

kate moss justin bieber It seems like everybody who's nobody (or should be nobody) was in Ibiza last week for designer Riccardo Tisci's birthday celebration. Justin Bieber was there, as were the Kardashians and Jenners and supermodels like Kate Moss. It seems young Justin thought he could be well in with Kate and sauntered up to her at the party with all of his undeniable ~*sWaGgEr*~... only to be rebuffed and told off. YAAAAASSSS! From The Telegraph: "Kate had a huge go at him and told him he needed to behave," reports The Sun. "She was giving Bieber some choice words like ...

Justin Bieber wants to f*ck Kris Jenner, apparently

justin bieber kris jenner It was a star-studded event in Ibiza the other night for Italian fashion designer Riccardo Tisci's birthday party. By "star-studded", I mean a bunch of washed up supermodels and wannabes (nearly the entire Kardashian / Jenner family was there, for example) taking too many Instagram pictures to prove how awesome and special their lives are. Justin Bieber was there, too, and took a ton of pictures with the aforementioned Kardash/Jenner clan. The above photo, for instance, was posted along with...