Amanda Bynes is really grasping at straws here. Or tweets. Her latest "You're ugly" twitter attack is none other than the President of the United States, Barack Obama, and the first lady, Michelle Obama. Because why not just go for it, right? Sometimes the FBI or Homeland Security or I don't know who the f-ck does this, but sometimes seemingly harmless negative tweets about the President get investigated and the tweeters get a lovely surprise visit from the "We want so badly to arrest your ass,...
We haven't heard much from Amanda Bynes this past week, but then again, I guess it's hard to tweet when you're allegedly going under the knife all the time. That's right - Amanda Bynes is having more surgery. She loves surgery! Surgery for everyone! Who doesn't love surgery?! Amanda says she's just going to keep on getting more and more surgery so that she can look good for her wedding day with some mystery bro she's in love with. Hint: It's not Drake. Oh, lord.
I Need To Have Surgery To Look Beauti...
Not content with talking shit about the wannabe former murderer of her vagina, Drake, for no apparent reason, Amanda Bynes has expanded her feud to... his mom? That's right - after having a crush on him, then calling him ugly, then apologising, then calling him ugly again, she's now moved on to insulting his mother's appearance. What the hell?
"The only person uglier than @drake is his mom"
Of course, she deleted this really quickly afterwards - so quickly that we don't actually have any pictures of the tweet, which is a shame.
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I think it's pretty clear that Amanda Bynes spends 95% of her time sitting around thinking about how ugly everyone is in comparison to herself. On her list? Jay-Z, Drake (of course), Miley Cyrus... and now Zac Efron? I mean, Zac Efron does absolutely nothing for me, but I don't think I'd ever describe him as "ugly". Then again, I'm operating on all cylinders and have better things to think about than what people look like. Not Amanda, though:
LOL. She deleted this very soon after posting it, a...
Poor Nick Cannon. He seems like an okay guy but he's always playing second fiddle to, you know, actual celebrities. He's Mariah Carey's husband. He's Amanda Bynes' former co-star. He's the host of America's Got Talent, too, yeah, but... I wouldn't exactly call that an illustrious gig.
In any case, he worked with Amanda on All That (SO don't remember him on that show) and started reflecting on her recent meltdown during an interview on The Howard Stern Show this week.
"That's like my little sister. To se...
Oh man, Amanda Bynes. Not a day goes by that she's not doing something slightly... questionable? Okay, downright nuts. We all know she loves her a bit of plastic surgery and has admitted to undergoing several nose jobs for some issue she swore she had, but now she's taken it to the next level for congratulating herself for undergoing so much surgery for her "birth defects", which apparently included "webbing" around her eyes. Oh dear. Let's let her Twitter do the talking here, shall we? (You'll want to read...
Amanda Bynes has had a long and complicated "relationship" (in her head) with Drake, but alas, it's all come to an end. She began by wanting him to murder her vagina before changing her mind and calling him ugly. She then apologised and now apparently she just can't shake young Aubrey, as she's been forced to take to Twitter to tell him to stop blowing up her phone all the time because she just doesn't want to date him.
God, Drake, when will you learn? She just doesn't like you like that...
Amanda Bynes had an interesting weekend. Apparently she did up Atlantic City in the Bynesiest of ways, with wig-wearing and chicken-dancing. From Radaronline via New York Daily News:
According to Radar Online, the 27-year-old was “stumbling and reeks of alcohol,” and she flipped out on a dad when he attempted to snap a photo of her.
“She started yelling at my dad and lunging at him,” Brett Cohen told Radar Online. “I told her, ‘Amanda, you can’t do that. Leave him alone,’ and she just fre...
Amanda Bynes may or may not be faking this whole insanity thing (nope, she's not), and she's starting to want to make amends with all the people she's called ugly. Well, at least Miley Cyrus and Drake... sorta.
Here's the scoop: After Amanda insulted Miley for no apparent reason, Miley responded, saying:
"I was rooting for her comeback until she started attacking me. And I just thought it was hilarious that she mentioned my name the moment I was the worldwide trending topic on Twitter."
...
Remember the nobody asshole who got chatty with Jenny McCarthy on Twitter a while back in an attempt to stage an Amanda Bynes intervention? His name is Jonathan Jaxson and he's a "publicist" but also swears he's friends with Amanda. Yeah, okay buddy. Anyway, rent is nearly due and he needed a plan quick, so JonJon changed his Memaw's contact name to "Amanda Bynes" and then stole her phone so "Amanda" could text him and admit this whole breakdown, including her arrest, is all just one big hoax. Then he leake...
Here at Evil Beet, we spend a lot of time online, so it's only natural that one of us would wind up buying an Amanda Bynes t-shirt. And maybe one of us is saving up for the Amanda Bynes hoodie.
We're going to try a new thing at Evil Beet where we show you some of our favorite stuff. Starting with this incredible Amanda Bynes tee, "Bow Down" by HardcorSophomor for Red Bubble.
The shirt comes in a variety of cuts, styles, sizes, and colors. Your typical T-shirt style starts at $24.54. A hoodi...
I don't know about you, but I don't necessarily look to Seth Rogen as a bastion of well-spoken life advice and deep philosophical thoughts. Maybe I lack imagination, but I sorta look to him as someone to smoke some blunts and eat a pizza with, but maybe that's just me. He does seem like a genuinely nice bro, and is obviously intelligent and articulate and all that good stuff if his random soundbite on Amanda Bynes is anything to go by.
Amanda Bynes loves calling people ugly, so Seth considers...
Amanda Bynes is really grasping at straws here. Or tweets. Her latest "You're ugly" twitter attack is none other than the President of the United States, Barack Obama, and the first lady, Michelle Obama. Because why not just go for it, right? Sometimes the FBI or Homeland Security or I don't know who the f-ck does this, but sometimes seemingly harmless negative tweets about the President get investigated and the tweeters get a lovely surprise visit from the "We want so badly to arrest your ass,...
We haven't heard much from Amanda Bynes this past week, but then again, I guess it's hard to tweet when you're allegedly going under the knife all the time. That's right - Amanda Bynes is having more surgery. She loves surgery! Surgery for everyone! Who doesn't love surgery?! Amanda says she's just going to keep on getting more and more surgery so that she can look good for her wedding day with some mystery bro she's in love with. Hint: It's not Drake. Oh, lord.
I Need To Have Surgery To Look Beauti...
Not content with talking shit about the wannabe former murderer of her vagina, Drake, for no apparent reason, Amanda Bynes has expanded her feud to... his mom? That's right - after having a crush on him, then calling him ugly, then apologising, then calling him ugly again, she's now moved on to insulting his mother's appearance. What the hell?
"The only person uglier than @drake is his mom"
Of course, she deleted this really quickly afterwards - so quickly that we don't actually have any pictures of the tweet, which is a shame.
...
I think it's pretty clear that Amanda Bynes spends 95% of her time sitting around thinking about how ugly everyone is in comparison to herself. On her list? Jay-Z, Drake (of course), Miley Cyrus... and now Zac Efron? I mean, Zac Efron does absolutely nothing for me, but I don't think I'd ever describe him as "ugly". Then again, I'm operating on all cylinders and have better things to think about than what people look like. Not Amanda, though:
LOL. She deleted this very soon after posting it, a...
Poor Nick Cannon. He seems like an okay guy but he's always playing second fiddle to, you know, actual celebrities. He's Mariah Carey's husband. He's Amanda Bynes' former co-star. He's the host of America's Got Talent, too, yeah, but... I wouldn't exactly call that an illustrious gig.
In any case, he worked with Amanda on All That (SO don't remember him on that show) and started reflecting on her recent meltdown during an interview on The Howard Stern Show this week.
"That's like my little sister. To se...
Oh man, Amanda Bynes. Not a day goes by that she's not doing something slightly... questionable? Okay, downright nuts. We all know she loves her a bit of plastic surgery and has admitted to undergoing several nose jobs for some issue she swore she had, but now she's taken it to the next level for congratulating herself for undergoing so much surgery for her "birth defects", which apparently included "webbing" around her eyes. Oh dear. Let's let her Twitter do the talking here, shall we? (You'll want to read...
Amanda Bynes has had a long and complicated "relationship" (in her head) with Drake, but alas, it's all come to an end. She began by wanting him to murder her vagina before changing her mind and calling him ugly. She then apologised and now apparently she just can't shake young Aubrey, as she's been forced to take to Twitter to tell him to stop blowing up her phone all the time because she just doesn't want to date him.
God, Drake, when will you learn? She just doesn't like you like that...
Amanda Bynes had an interesting weekend. Apparently she did up Atlantic City in the Bynesiest of ways, with wig-wearing and chicken-dancing. From Radaronline via New York Daily News:
According to Radar Online, the 27-year-old was “stumbling and reeks of alcohol,” and she flipped out on a dad when he attempted to snap a photo of her.
“She started yelling at my dad and lunging at him,” Brett Cohen told Radar Online. “I told her, ‘Amanda, you can’t do that. Leave him alone,’ and she just fre...
Amanda Bynes may or may not be faking this whole insanity thing (nope, she's not), and she's starting to want to make amends with all the people she's called ugly. Well, at least Miley Cyrus and Drake... sorta.
Here's the scoop: After Amanda insulted Miley for no apparent reason, Miley responded, saying:
"I was rooting for her comeback until she started attacking me. And I just thought it was hilarious that she mentioned my name the moment I was the worldwide trending topic on Twitter."
...
Remember the nobody asshole who got chatty with Jenny McCarthy on Twitter a while back in an attempt to stage an Amanda Bynes intervention? His name is Jonathan Jaxson and he's a "publicist" but also swears he's friends with Amanda. Yeah, okay buddy. Anyway, rent is nearly due and he needed a plan quick, so JonJon changed his Memaw's contact name to "Amanda Bynes" and then stole her phone so "Amanda" could text him and admit this whole breakdown, including her arrest, is all just one big hoax. Then he leake...
Here at Evil Beet, we spend a lot of time online, so it's only natural that one of us would wind up buying an Amanda Bynes t-shirt. And maybe one of us is saving up for the Amanda Bynes hoodie.
We're going to try a new thing at Evil Beet where we show you some of our favorite stuff. Starting with this incredible Amanda Bynes tee, "Bow Down" by HardcorSophomor for Red Bubble.
The shirt comes in a variety of cuts, styles, sizes, and colors. Your typical T-shirt style starts at $24.54. A hoodi...
I don't know about you, but I don't necessarily look to Seth Rogen as a bastion of well-spoken life advice and deep philosophical thoughts. Maybe I lack imagination, but I sorta look to him as someone to smoke some blunts and eat a pizza with, but maybe that's just me. He does seem like a genuinely nice bro, and is obviously intelligent and articulate and all that good stuff if his random soundbite on Amanda Bynes is anything to go by.
Amanda Bynes loves calling people ugly, so Seth considers...