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Oscars 2012: The Winners!

Do you see that photo up there, that little adorable black and white number? That's a photo from The Artist. I figured I'd go ahead and use a photo from that film in the post about all the winners from last night's Academy Awards because it won a good handful of them, including Best Picture. Have, uh, any of you seen it? Other big winners include, well, nothing, really. Hugo won a handful of awards in the technical categories, but other than that, The Artist was the only film that reall...

No Kidding: Last Night’s SNL Was the Best in Ages

Photo: Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph reunite for 'Bronx Beat' I am pretty glad I stayed up late to watch last night's Saturday Night Live. And I do not say this lightly, because it's a statement I seldom make. Former castmember Maya Rudolph returned to the show as host (and in grand form!), with terrific assists from Amy Poehler, Justin Timberlake and, yes, Bill O'Reilly of all people. The episode itself was timely and topical, and better yet, it had teeth. Let's begin with the tremendous opening sketch. I'm not sure whether you've been following ...

2012 SAG Awards: The Nominees and Winners! (Spoiler: The Help Won Everything)

Here's another award ceremony that you've all been waiting for! Don't you just love this time of year - that special time when you get to completely snark out on what stars are wearing (because really, it's a damned awards show and not a walk on Sunset Boulevard) and watch them fawn all over one another and kiss each other's ass? It's almost magical, friends. Don't forget to watch the above clip - it's chock-full of a lot of special SAG moments, including the Scorsese drinking game, the Help speeches, and a special appearance by Betty White, that old cad. Here's the complete list of both nominatio...

Melissa McCarthy Deserves An Oscar More Than Anyone

When Jenn announced the Oscar nominations here yesterday, she, along with you lovely commenters, pretty much voiced every prominent feeling I had. There was the sadface felt 'round the world when we learned that Ryan Gosling failed to receive a single nomination, and there was the horrible injustice I felt when I learned that the Academy failed to recognize the unbelievable talent of Tilda Swinton. Although I was so, so happy that Christopher Plummer got a nomination for Beginners. Did you se...

The Oscar Nominations Have Arrived!

And the nominees are…! Brace yourselves, folks. Because, I've gotta tell you, there are some pretty conspicuous absences this year. I can't wait to hear which bets you've already lost. The envelope, please. Charlize Theron: NOT NOMINATED. A lot of people expected her to be in the running based on her work in Jason Reitman's Young Adult, never mind all that Oscar buzz for costar Patton Oswalt. Also snubbed, this time in the Best Animated Feature category, the Golden Globe-winning Adventures of Tintin. Among the actual nominees? Kung Fu Panda 2. Heaven help us all. Fassben...

Afternoon Delight

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THE WINNERS: The 2012 Golden Globe Awards

photo of angelina jolie and brad pitt pictures photos golden globes 2012 pics Right. Golden Globes whatever. Did you see the ass-whupping that the Packers took from the frigging New York Giants last evening? Sick. This whole weekend was sick. Only one of my picks won, and that was Ravens over Texans, not that anyone was really surprised by that. AND MY SAINTS LOST. To the 49ers. Football, I am so disappointed in you today. You should have been so, so much better. For me. Anyway, you're probably here to hear about the Golden Globe Awards, not listen to me malign football and certain teams' roughhousing tendencies that result in undeserved wi...

The Critics’ Choice Awards Were Last Night!

A photo of Emma Stone I know, I know, the People's Choice Awards were just the night before! But settle down, kids, because the Critics' Choice Awards actually kind of matter, and besides, it's awards season, so buck up. The Golden Globes are this Sunday, you know. It's time to get serious. And you guys, things did get serious last night. Seriously gorgeous. Both my girls, Emma Stone and Evan Rachel Wood, were there, and they both killed it. Take a look above to see Emma looking dazzling, and below to see Ev...

The 2012 People’s Choice Awards: Complete List of Winners!

photo of kaley cuoco at the people's choice awards 2012 pictures photos complete list of winners pic Like Jenn, I didn't really care all that much about last night's People's Choice Awards. I caught what I caught between Facebook updates and Twitter feeds, and it was all because I was watching King Kong last night. Yes, King Kong, my friends, the one with Adrien Brody. Did you honestly think I could let the entire day pass without sitting my sappy self down to watch that man in live action for three hours? After I got myself all worked up over yesterday's Brody post? Hell no. The PCA's were a...

Afternoon Delight

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Britney’s Having a Southern Wedding, Y’all!

photo of britney and jason pictures photos pics This is so refreshing, seriously. I'm so glad that she's not getting married (for the third time) in your traditional Hollywood wedding, complete with ice sculptures, unpronouncable hors d'oeuvres, sixty-five bridesmaids, drunken pre-wedding  parties in Las Vegas, and televised specials that are done purely for financial gain. Awesome, right? Almost completely normal, considering all factors, you might say. Also, not only is the soiree not even taking place in Hollywood, there's more than likely no major celebrities that'll be in attendance. This wedding's going to be quite a gem, ...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot justin bieber pictures photos Justin Bieber is addicted to the Playboy Mansion. [The Superficial] Sean Penn calls Maria Conchita a "pig." [Bitten and Bound] Chaz Bono is back on the market, ladies. [Starpulse] Well, well. Look who might be running for President. [Bossip] Kate Bosworth remembers her blue-haired days. [Socialite Life] Christian Bale is being pushed around. [Yeeeah] Rihanna's going to rehab. [Celebslam] Jerry Sandusky was "teaching the kids how to shower." [The Superficial] Selena Gomez's mom miscarried. [The Blemish] Rooney Mara backpedals. [Lainey Gossip] Ryan Gosling is super-conc...
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