Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Morning Wood

photo of oprah winfrey pictures photos So this is what Hilary Duff is resorting to for fame these days, huh? [The Superficial] The X-Factor dumped Cheryl Cole already. This is a good sign. [Lainey Gossip] Is this appropriate, now, Halle Berry? [Bossip] Beyonce premiered her new song on AI last night - did you catch it? [ICYDK] 'Sorry I screamed into your vagina.' [Pajiba] January Jones is officially a frigid bitch. [Huffington Post] Arnold Schwarzenegger's penis was just too bulky for some of his ladies. [Celebr...

Emma Watson is Dressing Like a Homeless Person These Days

Emma Watson's Crazy Movie Theater Outfit [PICS] Emma Watson was on her way to go see Bridesmaids over the weekend (and I gotta give her props for her good taste in that department) but her outfit was straight FourLoko. Thank goodness movie theaters are dark, right? I'm no stranger to dressing like a lunatic, but thankfully no cameramen care about me. Any one of these pieces would have been just fine on their own, but together they're a big ol' mess. And to be totally frank, I'm not even sure what kind of magical creature can own a stark white scarf like that. I owned one of those it would look like a dish rag within 24 hours of fi...

Roseanne Will Cut You

Roseanne Wrapped in a Grey Blanket in New York Magazine Anyone who knows me knows that I live for Roseanne. I still watch repeats of her show on TV Land almost nightly and my DVR is chock full of episodes for when I'm going through a rough time. There's never been anyone quite like her, and if you read her new piece in New York, you'll learn that, as far as she's concerned, there never will be. The entire thing is an absolute must-read that I've forwarded to half the people I know, but if you want a taste of one of the better parts of the essay, check out this p...

Morning Wood

photo of katherine middleton kate middleton royal wedding photos pictures Even in a skimpy bikini, I'm not impressed by Olivia Munn. [The Superficial] An even bigger treasure trove of stills from the Royal Wedding. [Lainey Gossip] Blind Item: What starlet claims she swings both ways? [Bossip] Still can't believe this bitch moved on in the way she did. [Cele|bitchy] Lady Gaga does 'Judas' on Ellen. [ICYDK] The best hats of the Royal Wedding. [The Frisky] Prince William gives Kate Middleton the most sincere, sweet look ever. [The Frisky] Pippa Middle...

Morning Wood

photo of steven tyler pictures photos young hot pic This Teen Mom is trying her damnedest to squeeze a little bit more fame out of this whole 'baby' thing. [The Superficial] Beyonce and Jay-Z performing at the Royal Wedding? [Lainey Gossip] A remake of Coming to America? NO FUCKING THANKS. [Bossip] A lot of you have been waiting for it: Obama's birth certificate. Happy now? [TMZ] Olivia Munn is still trying really hard. [The Blemish] Palace guard calls Kate Middleton a 'cow.' Guess who probably won't have a job tomorrow. Or a life. [Right...

Paris Hilton Was Almost Definitely Not Invited to Nicole Richie’s Wedding

Paris Hilton Ditched from Nicole Richie's Wdding Invite List The NY Post reported today that at least one of the faces you'd expect to see at Nicole Richie's wedding didn't even make the guest list: Paris Hilton. From the Post: "Nicole's wedding will be super small, and a lot of people who have played a role in her life like Paris have been cut from the guest list. She's keeping the dress a secret and hasn't even told her bridesmaids who the designer is. Christina, who ironically is going through a divorce, will be performing a song. She has been a ...

Andy Roddick Makes It Official

andy_roddick_brooklyn_decker Looks like a happy ending for everyone. At least this week. Just over a month after his ex-girlfriend Mandy "Suckfest" Moore got hitched to Ryan Adams, Andy Roddick tied the knot with his girlfriend, model Brooklyn Decker. The athlete, 26, wed his longtime girlfriend, Sports Illustrated model Brooklyn Decker, 21, in an intimate ceremony Friday evening ... "It was really simple but beautiful," a source tells Us. "Just close friends and family." Roddick and Decker exchanged platinum weddi...

They Did It!

56418900fergie110200982144pm I wasn't sure it would happen, but it did.  Fergie and totally hot Josh Duhamel tied the knot last night in Malibu.  The diverse attendees list included Mario Lopez, Stacy Keibler, Kid Rock, Slash, Kate Hudson and Molly Sims.  Thousands of white magnolias and roses were involved, as were ten bridesmaids dressed in black. Somebody, hold me.  Please?...

Congrats to Beverly Mitchell!

The 27-year-old Seventh Heaven mainstay got married today in Naples to beau Michael Cameron, with former TV sisters Jessica Biel (accompanied by Justin Timberlake) and Mackenzie Rosman among her seven bridesmaids. This explains why Jessica and Justin have been photographed around Italy the past week. She wore a classic white strapless Melissa Sweet gown, and the groom wore a traditional black tux by Kenneth Cole. Congrats, you two crazy kids!...

It Wouldn’t Be a Photo of Katherine Heigl Without a Cigarette

Katherine Heigl Smoking a Cigarette and Shopping in Brentwood for Her Wedding Look, kids, smoking is bad, mmkay, but I absolutely love that the paparazzi can't seem to come within 100 feet of Katherine Heigl without her lighting up. Like, you'd think she'd put the cigarette down for the photos, but no. I love that she owns it. Like, "Yeah, motherfuckers, I smoke, what's it to you? Go find your own role model." She's also rocking a HUGE stone on her finger. She was out with her mom in Brentwood (Smoking in front of her mom! Even better!), shopping for her upcoming ...