Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Quotables: Jesse James Is A Whiny Brat

A photo of Jesse James "At this point I don't think I'm going to be able to do anything right in anybody's eyes ever again, except kill myself or disappear, then people will be happy I guess." - Jesse James, talking like a total pussy in an interview with PopEater. If there's one kind of person that I despise, it's That Person who's constantly going on and on about how they should just kill themselves, because everyone hates them anyway and they'd just be doing the world a favor.  And I know, there are actual suicidal people out there, but That Person isn't in that category.  That ...

Jesse James Slams Sandra Bullock, Says She Isn’t a Great Lay

photo of kat von d and jesse james pictures photos engaged Oh man, of all the low, dirty, fucked up things a butt-hurt douchebag like Jesse James could do, he's done the low of the low: on a live Howard Stern interview, after being asked about his affair with multiple skanky women, James compared his current chick (Kat Von D) with his ex-wife, Sandra Bullock and claimed that while Kat Von D was superb in the sack, Bullock left a lot to be desired. According to Radar Online: In a raunchy appearance on Howard Stern’s Sirius satellite show today, James gave a thumbs up to fiancée Kat Von D for he...

Quotables: Jesse James Outs ‘Sandy’ Bullocks Affair Response in New Book

photo of jesse james and sandra bullock in happier times pictures photos "I admitted the affair. I told her the hard details. I let her know that I had never loved this woman, that I had never cared for her at all. The feeling of shame and sadness that washed over me as Sandy began to cry was almost beyond measure ... I didn't touch her. I sat frozen in my chair, watching, as Sandy's small body shook with sobs. From there, Sandra rose to her feet. She unfolded her sunglasses and put them on her face ... She walked steadily and purposefully to the front of the sh...

Apparently There’s Someone Out There Who Can Decipher ‘Caveman,’ Because Jesse James Dictated a Book

photo of jesse james new book american outlaw pictures Well hell's bells. I didn't know Jesse James could write. Or read. But hey! Here he is, pushing a book that tries to portray him as some pseudo-sexual being that just emanates bad-boy sex, dirty leather chaps, and strong whiskey. If it were anybody else (oh, say, Adrien Brody, for example), it'd be totally hot, but really? It just makes Jesse look all Sling Blade demented and, frankly, kind of gross. But that's no real deviation from the truth, now, is it. Yes, friends: Jesse James' cr...

Scott Disick Wants To Buy a Bike From Jesse James, Huh?

Scott Disick clearly has no boundaries when it comes to trying get attention. Most people would have pulled themselves off of reality TV after punching in a hotel mirror, but this guy just keeps doing things that keep him in the spotlight. For example, today he sent this tweet to Sandra Bullock's ex-husband Jesse James: Here's the thing: For a long time, Jesse James' West Coast Choppers was the best place to get a bike, but ever since he was caught cheating on his wife and rumors st...

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Would Help Jesse James Destroy His Marriage All Over Again

Shocker! Michelle "Bombsell" McGee, the tattoo model who was the first to publicly admit to an affair with Sandra Bullock's ex-husband, Jesse James is saying that she has absolutely no regrets about their tryst. From the HeraldSun: The 32-year-old, in Sydney for the annual SexPo exhibition which kicks off tomorrow, conceded she "wasn't the one who broke a vow", saying James had lied to her about his marital status and that she would like to sit down with Blind Side star Bullock to discuss what happened. McGee also admitted she had tried to shelter her two children, Avery, 6, and Elijah, ...

If Kat Von D is Really Pregnant With Jesse James’ Child, I Will Eat My Hat

photo of jesse james and new girlfriend kat von d at wonderland gallery opening is kat von d pregnant pictures photos baby bumps And by 'eat my hat,' I clearly mean 'eat a gun,' but didn't think it was entirely appropriate to blast the words EAT A GUN! in the headline of this post. I mean, some of you are at work, and a headline of such nature would surely attract the boss's attention (unless you are the boss, and in that case, kudos to you). I'm not looking to get anyone fired today, you know. Anyway, Celebrity-Gossip.net is reporting that Kat Von D just might be pregnant, and the father of said zygote is none ...

Jesse James and Kat Von D Are Officially On

TMZ has scored some exclusive photos of America's Hottest Couple (ahem), and they are just as good as you'd expect them to be. I mean, it looks like Jesse's put on some eat-yourself-sick-because-your-cash-cow's-gone pounds, and it kind of looks like he's trying to substitute his ex-wife with what's really just a poor man's Sandra Bullock, but hey. Everyone's gotta just do their thing, right?  Jeez. Images courtesy of TMZ [gallery]...

Kat Von D Confirms That She’s Banging Jesse James

And she went through Twitter to profess her excitement over the new relationship. And then had second thoughts -- about the tweet; shame on you. Who'd have second thoughts about dating Jesse James? -- so she removed the tweet. OK then. That's the oldest trick in the book, girl. You're slinging Jesse's anti-semitic pork tenderloin around. Own it. Love it. Wrap it up, for fuck's sake. Enjoy! />And she went through Twitter to profess her excitement over the new relationship. And then had second thoughts -- about the tweet; shame on you. Who'd have second thoughts about dating Jesse James? -- so she removed the tweet. OK then. That's the oldest trick in the book, girl. You're slinging Jesse's anti-semitic pork tenderloin around. Own it. Love it. Wrap it up, for fuck's sake. Enjoy!...

Jesse James is Dating Again

Well, it's apparent that if you're a 'tough girl,' are into body art, and like stars on your face, you have a shot with Jesse James. 'Cause evidently, Jesse was spotted out with a new girlfriend this past weekend and it was none other than Kat Von D, queen of tattoos and punk rawkness, just like Dita Von Teese is queen of porcelain skin and burlesque. Awesome. ... For Jesse. I know that, you know, everyone deserves love in some way, shape, or form, but what the hell is a self-respecting woman doing, crawling into Jesse James' bed before the stank of Michelle 'Bombshell' McGee has even been cleansed from his penis? Does that shit ever even come off? I just threw up in my mouth. For real. In all reality, the two were photographed having dinner together somewhere in Las Vegas. If Kat has any concept of sexual health -- or scruples to not get involved with a man who cheats and cheats and cheats -- then it was purely business. And that was the direction I was leaning towards. But yet. But yet. The two were said to have exited the restaurant later in the night holding hands. And that shot my hopeful theory all to hell. I know that sometimes people hold hands because they're friends, it's your mom, because it's chic, and because Americans like to be like Europeans with their trendy traditions, but Jesse James? He knows as much about class and polish as he does about marriage vows. />Well, it's apparent that if you're a 'tough girl,' are into body art, and like stars on your face, you have a shot with Jesse James. 'Cause evidently, Jesse was spotted out with a new girlfriend this past weekend and it was none other than Kat Von D, queen of tattoos and punk rawkness, just like Dita Von Teese is queen of porcelain skin and burlesque. Awesome. ... For Jesse. I know that, you know, everyone deserves love in some way, shape, or form, but what the hell is a self-respecting wo...

Judge Agrees That Jesse James’ Little Girl Is Just As Safe With a Porn Star As She Is With Him

Jesse James has been fighting his ex-wife, Janine Lindemulder, over their shared custody of their daughter Sunny for quite some time, but it looks like his efforts to keep his little girl away from his ex aren't working anymore. Wow, it's as if Jesse James has lost all credibility or something. From RadarOnline: After a session in closed chambers, Commissioner Thomas Schulte decided Janine would get interim visits until the next court hearing on July 12. He declined to say whether those would ...

Jesse James Was a Big Fan of The N-Word

Jesse James Step-Mom Reveals More of His Racist Past Yesterday Jesse James' former step mom sold him out and said that the childhood abuse Jesse spoke of in his Nightline interview was totally fictional. Today Janina James Coan further drags her ex-step son's name through the mud by saying that Jesse's just about as racist as they're saying he is... or maybe a lot more. Janina said: “I heard him use the N word a bunch of times. I don’t know if I’d call Jesse a white supremacist or not but he’s definitely racist. He didn’t like Mexican p...