It's almost like Jenna Jameson is the very definition of class. [DListed]
I want a "Tears for Spears" t-shirt. [CityRag]
Angelina, Madd, Pax, Zahara and Ylgixx leave Vietnam. Okay, I made the last kid up, but that's totally what they're going to name him. [Cele|bitchy]
Celebrities continue to be a ringing endorsement for rehab. Robbie Williams is sober as a judge, if that judge is really drunk. [Celebslam]
TORI I LOVE YOU!!! I love you Tori!!! I love you I love you I love you!!! I am soooo excited for when your May 1 album leaks sometime in early April!!! I will steal it and listen to it obsessively because you are my God. [popbytes]
Why would you want to look at pictures of Lindsay Lohan's naughty bits when there are naked pictures of Pete Doherty on the Internet? [NSFW] [SOW]
Nicole Richie isn't anorexic, she's hypoglycemic, a blood sugar condition which I'm sure isn't at all aggravated by the fact that she never eats. [Rumorficial]
Even Google thinks Lindsay Lohan has a drug problem. [WOW]
Dita Von Teese sans make-up. [Mollygood]
/>It's almost like Jenna Jameson is the very definition of class. [DListed] I want a "Tears for Spears" t-shirt. [CityRag] Angelina, Madd, Pax, Zahara and Ylgixx leave Vietnam. Okay, I made the last kid up, but that's totally what they're going to name him. [Cele|bitchy] Celebrities continue to be a ringing endorsement for rehab. Robbie Williams is sober as a judge, if that judge is really drunk. [Celebslam] TORI I LOVE YOU!!! I love you Tori!!! I love you I love you I love you!!! I am soooo excited for when your May 1 album ...
But only the fashion part. For a full (and laugh-out-loud) Oscars liveblog, check out Laremy on Film.com or the boys at Defamer. Also check out the photo gallery at Film.com for a look at all the dresses from tonight.
Our fashionista T already did a great look at her Oscar faves, but I had to write all this shit for Film.com anyway, so it's going to run here as well. Plus T only talked about the good stuff. I'm here to talk about the bad.
It's 3 p.m. Pacific time, and E! is just beginning th...
Anna Nicole who?
Man, in all honesty, I have nothing but pure sympathy for Britney Spears right now. I'm done being snarky. I'm done making jokes. Britney. Please get help.
Sigh.
So here's the run-down of Brit's bald-tastic evening:
At 7 pm, she hit up Esther's Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, Califonia. Paparazzi reports indicate that she was crying in her car outside the salon for at least ten minutes before going in. The salon was closed, but she had called someone to open it up and let he...
omg omg omg!!!
Britney Spears will leave a message telling a FANTASY tale on the voicemail of WHOEVER YOU WANT. It's all pre-programmed, and it doesn't necessarily know how to pronounce any name you give it (it didn't know mine), but it's still AMAZING. And it's free!!!! (It's a promo for her new fragrance).
omg omg omg
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The possibilities are ENDLESS here, folks. We can WREAK HAVOC. Omg I wish we still had Lindsay Lohan's phone number floating around th...
Jessica Simpson has not had the best 2006. It is being reported that on the set of her new movie "Blond Ambition" Jessica didn't leave her trailer for 2 days, prompting an intervention by her sister Ashlee. It might be a bit redundant to say that she has been experiencing quite the fall from grace as of late. First, her album flops. Second, she experiences a bout of fug as her sister gets crazy hot. Third, her movies are lameo. Lastly, her love-life has become the running joke of the tabloids. While Nick is off with his hot Vaness...
Oh Britney...what has happened to you my darling? I know that those Fedoras were really cool when you were dating Justin but they are a little dated now. Also...it looks like you cut off your skirt cause you peed on it. I love you girl, but you need to hire a 24/7 stylist/handler ect... Also, I can see your boobies in that shirt. Sometimes you don't want everything just hanging out honey. Leave something to our imagination....